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The Pineapple on Pizza crowd gets a lot of hate, but the real bastards...

Posted on 5/15/26 at 11:42 am
Posted by FAT SEXY
California
Member since Jun 2020
2442 posts
Posted on 5/15/26 at 11:42 am
..are the folks that put celery or apples in their tuna fish.
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora
Member since Sep 2012
75926 posts
Posted on 5/15/26 at 11:52 am to
Have you seen Matthew McConoughey's tuna salad? a true bastard.
Posted by MobileJosh
On the go
Member since May 2018
1423 posts
Posted on 5/15/26 at 11:57 am to
Slivered Almonds, or any nut, in chicken salad should ensure your passage to Hell
Posted by Lester Earl
3rd Ward
Member since Nov 2003
291443 posts
Posted on 5/15/26 at 12:09 pm to
Time to stop eating like a child, eh?
Posted by cgrand
HAMMOND
Member since Oct 2009
50249 posts
Posted on 5/15/26 at 12:14 pm to
apples, no. Celery is required
Posted by Tifway419
Member since Sep 2022
2355 posts
Posted on 5/15/26 at 1:40 pm to
I’m with you on apples. But celery is great in chicken or tuna salad.
Posted by BigDropper
Member since Jul 2009
8787 posts
Posted on 5/15/26 at 1:57 pm to
Life is too fleeting to trouble oneself with the pleasures of another man’s table, for what nourishes one soul may seem bitter to another.
Posted by Disco Ball
Denham Springs
Member since May 2025
1769 posts
Posted on 5/15/26 at 2:04 pm to
I'm all grown up now so my tuna fish is encrusted with coarse black pepper & coriander then seared and drizzled with a ginger soy vinaigrette
Posted by LSUGUMBO
Shreveport, LA
Member since Sep 2005
9881 posts
Posted on 5/15/26 at 2:11 pm to
quote:

celery


Acceptable

quote:

apples


Absolutely not. I'll eat it if that's the only thing for lunch, but I don't really love fruit of any kind in my tuna or chicken salad. Savory only, please
Posted by gumbo2176
Member since May 2018
20228 posts
Posted on 5/15/26 at 2:22 pm to
To each their own is my way of thinking.

As for me, canned tuna gets finely diced onion, celery, a bit of sweet relish, diced up hard boiled egg, salt, pepper and mayo.

If you don't like it that way, fix your own.
This post was edited on 5/15/26 at 3:18 pm
Posted by SidetrackSilvera
Member since Nov 2012
2874 posts
Posted on 5/15/26 at 2:27 pm to
The hot honey epidemic infecting the $30 pizza world needs to be stopped.
Posted by Dixie2023
Member since Mar 2023
5568 posts
Posted on 5/15/26 at 3:26 pm to
I like Hawaiian pizza on occasion. Tries it last year and it was surprisingly good.
Posted by gaetti15
AK
Member since Apr 2013
15548 posts
Posted on 5/15/26 at 6:23 pm to
Almonds red grapes mayo always go in my chicken salad.

Tuna sandwiches of any kind out of a can are gross
Posted by Dixie2023
Member since Mar 2023
5568 posts
Posted on 5/15/26 at 6:50 pm to
Agree.
Posted by tigersbh
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2005
13316 posts
Posted on 5/16/26 at 2:56 pm to
quote:

Life is too fleeting to trouble oneself with the pleasures of another man’s table, for what nourishes one soul may seem bitter to another.


That was beautiful, man.
Posted by OTIS2
NoLA
Member since Jul 2008
52687 posts
Posted on 5/16/26 at 6:57 pm to
I like both in my tuna fish salad.
Posted by Hank Murphy
Tejas
Member since Nov 2010
464 posts
Posted on 5/16/26 at 8:56 pm to
Real bastard checking in.

I use celery, dill pickles, mustard, boiled egg, mayo, red onion, parsley, and black pepper. No sweet stuff unless it's occasionally sweet pickle relish.
Posted by SammyTiger
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Feb 2009
79697 posts
Posted on 5/16/26 at 9:44 pm to
Celery adds texture
Posted by TejasHorn
High Plains Driftin'
Member since Mar 2007
11748 posts
Posted on 5/17/26 at 9:19 am to
quote:

Have you seen Matthew McConoughey's tuna salad? a true bastard.


Have you seen his “sandwich tips?”

An abomination.
Posted by Raoul Stimulato
Hale Bopp Comet
Member since Sep 2022
2455 posts
Posted on 5/17/26 at 9:27 am to
quote:

The hot honey epidemic infecting the $30 pizza world needs to be stopped.


This is quality commentary. I personally like hot honey, and sometimes on pizza, but it is waay too ubiquitous these days.
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