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Next time get it stirred to the consistency you want then stick it on the oven on 350. No worries about getting burned and you can get it dark as you do desire ...

Right. Apparently I should get out more and deal with more lesbians. Poor me the dumb redneck ...

[quote] OP mad some girl stole his chick[/quote] OP isn’t mad at all. But of course I’m not a lesbian ...

[quote]I work with one[/quote] I work with several. 80/20 miserable. The 20 is sub 40yo. ...

[quote]Why do queers hate lesbos so much? [/quote] Easy. Gay dude are some of the happiest people on the planet. Their female counterparts are quite the opposite ...

[quote]Her and her "wife" are actually big Trump supporters.. [/quote] I have noticed some happiness in the fat redneck lesbian contingent now that you mention it. Especially after a fresh tattoo ...

[quote]Christ what a horrendous thread.[/quote] It’s just me man. Jesus doesn’t internet ...

Like not in a porno. Some of them start out pretty cool but it’s inevitable they get miserable and bitter. An old white lesbian is one of the worst species on the planet. ...

You have no idea what you’re talking about. They are literally chopping the brisket and making the tacos right in front of you. ...

[quote] I hope Bucees’ sees this and changes the price, making the one that you want more expensive.[/quote] Why do you hope that? Regardless, I don’t care if they do. I would gladly pay more if they would always have brisket and egg tacos available under the hear lamp. ...

[quote]Sounds like someone's first visit to a Bucees. You must be headed to the beach for labor day and beat the traffic. Otherwise, you would not be questioning their business practices.[/quote] Either that or I’m there multiple times a month considering 1) It’s 20 minutes from my house and 2)...

I don’t believe I’ve seen the Cod taco offered at the beach express Bucees. I want to buy that big $1,500 bbq pit/smoker they have outside. I’m probably going to pretty soon...

I believe they considered Louisiana for the first non-Texas Bucees. But upon surveying the available labor and subsequent gene pools they found it to be an unfit destination. Louisiana is more of a Love’s/ Pilot type state. Types of places where the patrons have to mingle with the smelling truckers ...

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[quote]how fat are you?[/quote] I’m not fat at all. Are brisket tacos a fat person thing?...

Thank you. Wayne Campbell. And I base my hypothesis after having watched the assembly process numerous times and also gauging the diameter and heft of the competing tacos. Party on...

[quote] If you aren’t getting the rhino or the hippo, who gives a shite.[/quote] The ones who ate the Rhino and Hippo give a big shite. The problem is it’s not in one of the pristine Bucees’ bathrooms. It’s 20 miles down the interstate at some random Citgo. Brisket and egg is much easier on you...

I got a Rhino and a plain brisket (smdh) today. All because they were out of brisket and egg. Again. I like the Rhino, the Hippo and the Beast. But I really like the brisket and egg. ...

[quote]Seems like you do actually understand.[/quote] No. If there was an actual discernible difference in the amount of brisket I would understand. But I have watched the assembly staff assemble many of each. They’re scooping up the same, or nearly the same amount for each taco. Then one the r...

Meh. It’s not Aaron Franklin brisket, but it certainly not bad. At least it’s real food...