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Posted on 5/15/19 at 11:16 am to The Torch
Sounds like she’s expecting you to approach her for sex and is proactively setting the parameters? 
On a side note, my Lord...I’m glad I’m married and don’t have to do this dance.
On a side note, my Lord...I’m glad I’m married and don’t have to do this dance.
This post was edited on 5/15/19 at 11:17 am
Posted on 5/15/19 at 11:16 am to The Torch
"Cool. It's good to have boundaries."
Posted on 5/15/19 at 11:17 am to The Torch
Peg lied to you.
Posted on 5/15/19 at 11:18 am to The Torch
Where did you pick her up? Are you sure this wasn't a hooker?
Posted on 5/15/19 at 11:18 am to The Torch
No means yes
Posted on 5/15/19 at 11:19 am to The Torch
Well...did you hit it or nah?
tOT awaits the result of this date.
tOT awaits the result of this date.
Posted on 5/15/19 at 11:19 am to The Torch
Bang her but dont marry her.
Posted on 5/15/19 at 11:19 am to The Torch
Do you have any context to this story or did she just randomly say that? Because if the car was quiet and she just said that out of nowhere I'd just turn to her and laugh and ask where the frick that outburst came from
Posted on 5/15/19 at 11:19 am to The Torch
quote:
she says "I don't do anal by the way"
But what she really was thinking was....."haha this sucker doesn't yet realize he's the one getting anal"
Posted on 5/15/19 at 11:19 am to The Torch
Buddy on a first date took a girl to the steakhouse. The waiter was going through the sides and mentioned asparagus. The chick, right in front of the waiter, said "don't get the asparagus, it will make your cum taste funny."
He told me there was a long silence and a look from the waiter that said "you overpaid bringing this whore to a steak house."
He told me there was a long silence and a look from the waiter that said "you overpaid bringing this whore to a steak house."
Posted on 5/15/19 at 11:20 am to The Torch
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pick her up and while driving to the restaurant she says "I don't do anal by th
first thing that popped in my mind was what were y'all talking about? Did you comment on the color of the house that you just passed and she followed that up with her statement? Maybe you almost rear-ended a car and she said that?
Posted on 5/15/19 at 11:22 am to The Torch
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"I don't do anal by the way".
quote:
If a girl tells you this on the first date how do you respond ?
Turn around right there and take her sorry arse home.
Posted on 5/15/19 at 11:23 am to StupidBinder
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On a side note, my Lord...I’m glad I’m married and don’t have to do this dance.
Normally I'd agree when it comes to dating/tinder/etc
But this particular dance sounds fun
Posted on 5/15/19 at 11:24 am to The Torch
Was that unprompted? What did you ask to elicit that response?
Posted on 5/15/19 at 11:25 am to The Torch
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"I don't do anal by the way".
Response:
"Well, I don't like Greek Food. Glad we got that out the way. Now lets go get some Schwarma"
Posted on 5/15/19 at 11:25 am to The Torch
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"I don't do anal by the way"
Translation:
"I have a problem with letting guys put it in my arse on the first date."
Posted on 5/15/19 at 11:27 am to The Torch
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I pick her up and while driving to the restaurant she says "I don't do anal by the way".
Is she liberal? If she is, tell her that not doing anal is homophobic.
She’ll be mortified and will let you stick it in her pooper. Destroy her rectum
Posted on 5/15/19 at 11:28 am to CaptainsWafer
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Was that unprompted? What did you ask to elicit that response?
Have you seen Avengers: Endgame yet?
Posted on 5/15/19 at 11:30 am to The Torch
I guess I will be that guy. This totally did not happen.
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