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If a girl tells you this on the first date how do you respond ?

Posted on 5/15/19 at 11:10 am
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
19240 posts
Posted on 5/15/19 at 11:10 am
I met this IRL 6 to 7 blonde a few weeks back and asked her out to dinner.

I pick her up and while driving to the restaurant she says "I don't do anal by the way".

I just mumbled something and kept driving

I've been out of the dating seen too long apparently
Posted by Gaston
Dirty Coast
Member since Aug 2008
38937 posts
Posted on 5/15/19 at 11:11 am to
Should have just said, YET!
Posted by beerJeep
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2016
34936 posts
Posted on 5/15/19 at 11:11 am to
She 100% does anal.
Posted by iron banks
Destrehan
Member since Jul 2014
3738 posts
Posted on 5/15/19 at 11:11 am to
She sounds good to go.
Posted by BeerMoney
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2012
8362 posts
Posted on 5/15/19 at 11:11 am to
That’s a hooker baw. Or an undercover cop.
Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
32701 posts
Posted on 5/15/19 at 11:11 am to
quote:

I've been out of the dating seen too long apparently


You should have scene this coming.
Posted by TDsngumbo
Alpha Silverfox
Member since Oct 2011
41534 posts
Posted on 5/15/19 at 11:12 am to
I'd say "neither do I" and proceed to assume that it's her way of saying she does everything else on the first date. Were you too much of a pussy to go after her pussy?
Posted by guedeaux
Tardis
Member since Jan 2008
13609 posts
Posted on 5/15/19 at 11:12 am to
So you mean the vagina is open for business?
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98128 posts
Posted on 5/15/19 at 11:12 am to
"we'll be ordering from the value menu tonight."
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
65675 posts
Posted on 5/15/19 at 11:12 am to
it's like the no soliciting signs on doors. They do that so you don't ask because they can't say no.
Posted by SabiDojo
Open to any suggestions.
Member since Nov 2010
83927 posts
Posted on 5/15/19 at 11:12 am to
*brakes screeching*
Posted by Mahootney
Lovin' My German Footprint
Member since Sep 2008
11872 posts
Posted on 5/15/19 at 11:12 am to
quote:

If a girl tells you this on the first date how do you respond ?
Response: Oh. Ok.
Essentially, you just keep playing it cool because she's already told you that you can have the other end tonight.
This post was edited on 5/15/19 at 11:14 am
Posted by MrJimBeam
Member since Apr 2009
12253 posts
Posted on 5/15/19 at 11:13 am to
Sounds classy since she says something like that off the bat. I'm sure she will give you a rusty trombone, though.
Posted by airlinehwypanhandler
Airline Highway
Member since Feb 2019
2130 posts
Posted on 5/15/19 at 11:13 am to
Out of abundance of the heart, the mouth speaks

The fact anal was on her mind shows she is completely open to it and was testing you to see your reaction. Women don't talk about sexual subjects with men they aren't interested in
Posted by Michael T. Tiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2004
8226 posts
Posted on 5/15/19 at 11:13 am to
Your vagina will suffice.
Posted by fillmoregandt
OTM
Member since Nov 2009
14368 posts
Posted on 5/15/19 at 11:13 am to
quote:

She 100% does anal.

Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
66999 posts
Posted on 5/15/19 at 11:14 am to
quote:

The fact anal was on her mind shows she is completely open to it and was testing you to see your reaction. Women don't talk about sexual subjects with men they aren't interested in




This is the Gospel Truth
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
166131 posts
Posted on 5/15/19 at 11:15 am to
quote:

I pick her up and while driving to the restaurant she says "I don't do anal by the way".


geesh... talk about removing all the fun out the game.
Posted by Tester1216
South Louisiana
Member since Jul 2018
22149 posts
Posted on 5/15/19 at 11:15 am to
She sounds classy.
Posted by ConfusedHawgInMO
Member since Apr 2014
3495 posts
Posted on 5/15/19 at 11:15 am to
That is her admission that she is game for everything else. Sounds like an easy 1st date bang session.
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