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Thib-a-doe Tiger
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re: If a girl tells you this on the first date how do you respond ?
“Guess whose dinner just got 100% more expensive?”


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JOHNN
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re: If a girl tells you this on the first date how do you respond ?
Id respond with, “thats because you haven’t experienced the peoples thumb yet”.


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whoisnickdoobs
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re: If a girl tells you this on the first date how do you respond ?
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I met this IRL 6 to 7 blonde a few weeks back and asked her out to dinner.

I pick her up and while driving to the restaurant she says "I don't do anal by the way".

I just mumbled something and kept driving

I've been out of the dating seen too long apparentl


Sounds like you got yourself a nice little whore. Safe to assume yall got down to business on the first date?


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Big EZ Tiger
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re: If a girl tells you this on the first date how do you respond ?
All you had to say was "Who said I was even interested in f*cking you?" and she would have done anal and azz to mouth three hours later.
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TigerCoon
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re: If a girl tells you this on the first date how do you respond ?
She meant on the first date.


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HeadSlash
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re: If a girl tells you this on the first date how do you respond ?
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it's like the no soliciting signs on doors. They do that so you don't ask because they can't say no.


Pity the hapless fool that enters my business after disregarding my signage.


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Cdawg
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re: If a girl tells you this on the first date how do you respond ?
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"I don't do anal by the way".

"But your mouth is ok?"


BawFromBawcomville
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re: If a girl tells you this on the first date how do you respond ?
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azz to mouth


If she's doing that one he first date you might want to double bag it.


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Gulf Coast Tiger
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re: If a girl tells you this on the first date how do you respond ?
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"But your mouth is ok?"


That is my favorite


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WeeWee
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re: If a girl tells you this on the first date how do you respond ?
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I pick her up and while driving to the restaurant she says "I don't do anal by the way".





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deltaland
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re: If a girl tells you this on the first date how do you respond ?
Well she let you know she is open to vaginal already. And she probably does anal if that was on her mind to even say that


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sjmabry
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re: If a girl tells you this on the first date how do you respond ?
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"I don't do anal on the first date".
FIFY


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Athis
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uptowntiger84
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re: If a girl tells you this on the first date how do you respond ?
All women say they don't. Until the moment presents itself and they dont tell you to stop.


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cable
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re: If a girl tells you this on the first date how do you respond ?
ask her if she's ever had the shocker


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saintsfan1977
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re: If a girl tells you this on the first date how do you respond ?
Eat her arse and tell us how she responds.


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EveryoneGetsATrophy
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re: If a girl tells you this on the first date how do you respond ?
There's only about an inch between doggy style and froggy style. Make the bitch jump.


pwejr88
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re: If a girl tells you this on the first date how do you respond ?
Don’t call again.
She’s got some major issues and needs your prayers, not your dates.


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Eli Goldfinger
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re: If a girl tells you this on the first date how do you respond ?
Did you have 1st date secks?


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Porkchop Express
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re: If a girl tells you this on the first date how do you respond ?
It will be my first time too


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