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re: If a girl tells you this on the first date how do you respond ?

Posted on 5/15/19 at 2:59 pm to
Posted by Thib-a-doe Tiger
Member since Nov 2012
35376 posts
Posted on 5/15/19 at 2:59 pm to
“Guess whose dinner just got 100% more expensive?”
Posted by JOHNN
Prairieville
Member since Nov 2008
4362 posts
Posted on 5/15/19 at 3:01 pm to
Id respond with, “thats because you haven’t experienced the peoples thumb yet”.
Posted by whoisnickdoobs
Lafayette
Member since Apr 2012
9352 posts
Posted on 5/15/19 at 3:29 pm to
quote:

I met this IRL 6 to 7 blonde a few weeks back and asked her out to dinner.

I pick her up and while driving to the restaurant she says "I don't do anal by the way".

I just mumbled something and kept driving

I've been out of the dating seen too long apparentl


Sounds like you got yourself a nice little whore. Safe to assume yall got down to business on the first date?
Posted by Big EZ Tiger
Member since Jul 2010
24269 posts
Posted on 5/15/19 at 3:35 pm to
All you had to say was "Who said I was even interested in f*cking you?" and she would have done anal and azz to mouth three hours later.
This post was edited on 5/15/19 at 7:28 pm
Posted by TigerCoon
Member since Nov 2005
18861 posts
Posted on 5/15/19 at 3:40 pm to
She meant on the first date.
Posted by HeadSlash
TEAM LIVE BADASS - St. GEORGE
Member since Aug 2006
49648 posts
Posted on 5/15/19 at 4:01 pm to
quote:

it's like the no soliciting signs on doors. They do that so you don't ask because they can't say no.


Pity the hapless fool that enters my business after disregarding my signage.
Posted by Cdawg
TigerFred's Living Room
Member since Sep 2003
59503 posts
Posted on 5/15/19 at 4:02 pm to
quote:

"I don't do anal by the way".

"But your mouth is ok?"
Posted by BawFromBawcomville
Member since May 2019
83 posts
Posted on 5/15/19 at 4:06 pm to
quote:

azz to mouth


If she's doing that one he first date you might want to double bag it.
Posted by Gulf Coast Tiger
Ms Gulf Coast
Member since Jan 2004
18663 posts
Posted on 5/15/19 at 4:09 pm to
quote:

"But your mouth is ok?"


That is my favorite
Posted by WeeWee
Member since Aug 2012
40128 posts
Posted on 5/15/19 at 4:20 pm to
quote:

I pick her up and while driving to the restaurant she says "I don't do anal by the way".



Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
90602 posts
Posted on 5/15/19 at 4:55 pm to
Well she let you know she is open to vaginal already. And she probably does anal if that was on her mind to even say that
Posted by sjmabry
Texas
Member since Aug 2013
18500 posts
Posted on 5/15/19 at 4:58 pm to
quote:

"I don't do anal on the first date".
FIFY
Posted by Athis
Member since Aug 2016
11607 posts
Posted on 5/15/19 at 5:48 pm to
Posted by uptowntiger84
uptown
Member since Jul 2011
3895 posts
Posted on 5/15/19 at 5:57 pm to
All women say they don't. Until the moment presents itself and they dont tell you to stop.
Posted by cable
Member since Oct 2018
9643 posts
Posted on 5/15/19 at 5:58 pm to
ask her if she's ever had the shocker
Posted by saintsfan1977
West Monroe, from Cajun country
Member since Jun 2010
7703 posts
Posted on 5/15/19 at 6:29 pm to
Eat her arse and tell us how she responds.
Posted by EveryoneGetsATrophy
Member since Nov 2017
2907 posts
Posted on 5/15/19 at 6:42 pm to
There's only about an inch between doggy style and froggy style. Make the bitch jump.
Posted by pwejr88
Red Stick
Member since Apr 2007
36179 posts
Posted on 5/15/19 at 7:16 pm to
Don’t call again.
She’s got some major issues and needs your prayers, not your dates.
Posted by Eli Goldfinger
Member since Sep 2016
32785 posts
Posted on 5/15/19 at 7:20 pm to
Did you have 1st date secks?
Posted by Porkchop Express
Penderbrook
Member since Aug 2014
3961 posts
Posted on 5/15/19 at 7:22 pm to
It will be my first time too
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