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re: If a girl tells you this on the first date how do you respond ?

Posted on 5/15/19 at 12:55 pm to
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
49099 posts
Posted on 5/15/19 at 12:55 pm to
quote:

Yikes


I have lots of friends Aspy. Most of us are indifferent about it. Sure it's something wild and crazy when fricked up but not necessary, particularly as we get older. And I have 1 friend that will absolutely refuse to even touch a chicks bootyhole much less poke it.
This post was edited on 5/15/19 at 12:56 pm
Posted by ZappBrannigan
Member since Jun 2015
7692 posts
Posted on 5/15/19 at 12:56 pm to
quote:

I met this lady in Hollywood
She had green hair, but damn she looked good
I took her to my house because she was fine
But she whipped out a dick that was bigger than mine


YFM - Bitch Got a Penis
Posted by Wawchita
Desiyard Screet
Member since May 2019
76 posts
Posted on 5/15/19 at 12:56 pm to
quote:

"I don't do anal by the way".



Posted by Jor Jor The Dinosaur
Chicago, IL
Member since Nov 2014
7562 posts
Posted on 5/15/19 at 1:05 pm to
What was her stance on anilingus?
Posted by lsu xman
Member since Oct 2006
17013 posts
Posted on 5/15/19 at 1:07 pm to
Sounds like a tranny.

Prayers sent.
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
47684 posts
Posted on 5/15/19 at 1:13 pm to
quote:

The Torch


Did you put the wife out or did she get a long enough sentence to consider yourself single?

Anyway, congrats on the "Everything butt anal" date.

Posted by 4Ghost
Member since Sep 2016
8565 posts
Posted on 5/15/19 at 1:19 pm to
Should of just told her that was fine, you would settle for a blow job for dessert!
Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
31591 posts
Posted on 5/15/19 at 1:47 pm to
There ain’t no way she says that and doesn’t do anal. You can tell it’s on her mind and wants it. Probably likes it eaten out too. Enjoy baw
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
30401 posts
Posted on 5/15/19 at 1:56 pm to
quote:

Did you put the wife out


I finally cut the cord on that idiot
Posted by Muff
The dirty south.
Member since Oct 2014
552 posts
Posted on 5/15/19 at 1:59 pm to
Time to end night.

if dat arse ain't on menu, she off roster.
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
47684 posts
Posted on 5/15/19 at 2:07 pm to
quote:

I finally cut the cord on that idiot


Congrats.

Posted by Zendog
Santa Barbara
Member since Feb 2019
7066 posts
Posted on 5/15/19 at 2:09 pm to
Pic
Posted by Lokistale
Member since Aug 2013
1353 posts
Posted on 5/15/19 at 2:10 pm to
quote:

"I don't do anal by the way".


Wow... one of 2 possibilities:


Or

Posted by ZappBrannigan
Member since Jun 2015
7692 posts
Posted on 5/15/19 at 2:14 pm to
Mozeltov!
Posted by Bard
Definitely NOT an admin
Member since Oct 2008
60196 posts
Posted on 5/15/19 at 2:16 pm to
quote:

I pick her up and while driving to the restaurant she says "I don't do anal by the way".


I hope you responded with something along the lines of "so vaj is an option for tonight, thanks for the heads up".
Posted by Diver Diva
Member since Apr 2019
386 posts
Posted on 5/15/19 at 2:18 pm to
quote:

She sounds classy.

Posted by LegendaryOutlaw
Member since Apr 2019
285 posts
Posted on 5/15/19 at 2:48 pm to
The only correct response is, "Whew.... but you take it, right?"
Posted by Melvin Spellvin
proud dad of 2 A&M honor grads
Member since Jul 2015
1676 posts
Posted on 5/15/19 at 2:48 pm to
so let me get this straight, everything in the amusement park is open, safe and functioning except the log ride, am I right?
Posted by sicboy
Because Awesome
Member since Nov 2010
79733 posts
Posted on 5/15/19 at 2:57 pm to
If it was in context of a conversation about sex, you're good to go. If it's out of the blue, probably drop her off at her house.
Posted by Ricardo
Member since Sep 2016
6716 posts
Posted on 5/15/19 at 2:57 pm to
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