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mikelbr
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Baton Rouge
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re: If a girl tells you this on the first date how do you respond ?
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Yikes


I have lots of friends Aspy. Most of us are indifferent about it. Sure it's something wild and crazy when fricked up but not necessary, particularly as we get older. And I have 1 friend that will absolutely refuse to even touch a chicks bootyhole much less poke it.
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ZappBrannigan
LSU Fan
Member since Jun 2015
4352 posts

re: If a girl tells you this on the first date how do you respond ?
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I met this lady in Hollywood
She had green hair, but damn she looked good
I took her to my house because she was fine
But she whipped out a dick that was bigger than mine


YFM - Bitch Got a Penis


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Wawchita
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Desiyard Screet
Member since May 2019
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re: If a girl tells you this on the first date how do you respond ?
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"I don't do anal by the way".





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Jor Jor The Dinosaur
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Philadelphia, PA
Member since Nov 2014
1464 posts

re: If a girl tells you this on the first date how do you respond ?
What was her stance on anilingus?


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lsu xman
Member since Oct 2006
12543 posts

re: If a girl tells you this on the first date how do you respond ?
Sounds like a tranny.

Prayers sent.


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Hangit
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The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
14389 posts

re: If a girl tells you this on the first date how do you respond ?
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The Torch


Did you put the wife out or did she get a long enough sentence to consider yourself single?

Anyway, congrats on the "Everything butt anal" date.



4Ghost
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re: If a girl tells you this on the first date how do you respond ?
Should of just told her that was fine, you would settle for a blow job for dessert!


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DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
15983 posts

re: If a girl tells you this on the first date how do you respond ?
There ain’t no way she says that and doesn’t do anal. You can tell it’s on her mind and wants it. Probably likes it eaten out too. Enjoy baw


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The Torch
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DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
9574 posts

re: If a girl tells you this on the first date how do you respond ?
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Did you put the wife out


I finally cut the cord on that idiot


Muff
The dirty south.
Member since Oct 2014
202 posts

re: If a girl tells you this on the first date how do you respond ?
Time to end night.

if dat arse ain't on menu, she off roster.


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Hangit
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re: If a girl tells you this on the first date how do you respond ?
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I finally cut the cord on that idiot


Congrats.



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Zendog
Santa Barbara, CA
Member since Feb 2019
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re: If a girl tells you this on the first date how do you respond ?
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Lokistale
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Member since Aug 2013
780 posts

re: If a girl tells you this on the first date how do you respond ?
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"I don't do anal by the way".


Wow... one of 2 possibilities:


Or



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ZappBrannigan
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Member since Jun 2015
4352 posts

re: If a girl tells you this on the first date how do you respond ?
Mozeltov!


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Bard
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Member since Oct 2008
32523 posts

re: If a girl tells you this on the first date how do you respond ?
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I pick her up and while driving to the restaurant she says "I don't do anal by the way".


I hope you responded with something along the lines of "so vaj is an option for tonight, thanks for the heads up".


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Diver Diva
Georgia Fan
Member since Apr 2019
324 posts

re: If a girl tells you this on the first date how do you respond ?
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She sounds classy.



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LegendaryOutlaw
Member since Apr 2019
34 posts

re: If a girl tells you this on the first date how do you respond ?
The only correct response is, "Whew.... but you take it, right?"


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Melvin Spellvin
Texas A&M Fan
proud dad of 2 A&M honor grads
Member since Jul 2015
1252 posts

re: If a girl tells you this on the first date how do you respond ?
so let me get this straight, everything in the amusement park is open, safe and functioning except the log ride, am I right?


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sicboy
New Orleans Pelicans Fan
Because Awesome
Member since Nov 2010
64885 posts

re: If a girl tells you this on the first date how do you respond ?
If it was in context of a conversation about sex, you're good to go. If it's out of the blue, probably drop her off at her house.


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Ricardo
Member since Sep 2016
818 posts

re: If a girl tells you this on the first date how do you respond ?
I'd have said, "How did you know that's what I was going to ask"?


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