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re: Mystery pair of panties in my house

Posted on 3/15/24 at 9:12 am to
Posted by Tortious
ATX
Member since Nov 2010
5142 posts
Posted on 3/15/24 at 9:12 am to
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+1


Posted by SteelerBravesDawg
Member since Sep 2020
35080 posts
Posted on 3/15/24 at 9:12 am to
Geez you're in a bind.

Hopefully you get some answers. Hang in there, brother.

But your wife is obviously bi.
This post was edited on 3/15/24 at 9:14 am
Posted by Larry_Hotdogs
Texas
Member since Jun 2019
1348 posts
Posted on 3/15/24 at 9:15 am to
Your wife is into chicks. Scissor me timbers.

Send pics of bobs and vagene baby grl.
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
78973 posts
Posted on 3/15/24 at 9:29 am to
The OP gave me a weird immediate anxiety. Those who have had relationships with real-life narcissists know what I am talking about-the fear of being framed. It's not only being framed, it's the anticipation of all these litte unexpected things that could ruin your day/week/life on a dime. You live with the dread of the unexpected event or comment or random panty that has nothing to do with you.


That said, congratulations on the sex.
Posted by patnuh
South LA
Member since Sep 2005
6753 posts
Posted on 3/15/24 at 9:46 am to
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Very few people, especially women, would be nonchalant about strange panties showing up in their house.


We found a mystery kids Patagonia jacket in our house and asked every one who has ever stepped foot in our house where it came from with no one owning it. It drove us crazy but we finally gave up finding an owner.

Mystery panties and I’d be on here asking for a place to crash until I could get an apt lined up.
Posted by ColdTurkey
Where the Buffalo roam...
Member since Nov 2019
7633 posts
Posted on 3/15/24 at 9:56 am to
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All that thought and you missed the obvious answer, Jody is actually Janet.


Bingo. Story time. I used to work for a small home security company. Boss once told me his dad was contacted by a guy that was certain his wife was running around on him. They placed a small camera in the bedroom somewhere it'd be impossible to find that had a view of the bed. His wife was having an affair with a woman from church the entire time. It's a chick that's robbing your nest. Prayers sent, Wishin.
Posted by In The Know
City of St George, La
Member since Jan 2005
5287 posts
Posted on 3/15/24 at 9:59 am to
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I'm at a loss. I've been around tOT for awhile and know that obviously she's banging somebody that isn't me and they are PIIHB and may even be multiple BBC's involved but even with all of that this is still a completely baffling situation


This had me legit lol-ing. Thanks for try laugh and good luck with female Jody.
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
78973 posts
Posted on 3/15/24 at 10:06 am to
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His wife was having an affair with a woman


Posted by lsu5803tiger
Democratic Republic of the Congo
Member since Feb 2006
1629 posts
Posted on 3/15/24 at 10:15 am to
Your wife is either eating tuna or getting tag teamed by a couple. Congrats
Posted by LittleJerrySeinfield
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Posted on 3/15/24 at 10:18 am to
Posted by jizzle6609
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
4291 posts
Posted on 3/15/24 at 10:18 am to
Pics of panties for investigation
Posted by tigerfoot
Alexandria
Member since Sep 2006
56504 posts
Posted on 3/15/24 at 10:19 am to
They were hers

Women forget about half of what they do when kids come along

And being a woman, she will never ever admit her wrongness.
This post was edited on 3/15/24 at 10:20 am
Posted by SquatchDawg
Cohutta Wilderness
Member since Sep 2012
14260 posts
Posted on 3/15/24 at 10:25 am to
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This was a test to gauge your reaction. She is 100% bi and fricking another chick on the side. It's literally the only way for random panties to get in the house if you aren't cheating or into sniffin panties that you ordered online



This makes the most sense. Also she wanted you to find them because it’s very easy to dispose of something like that on the sly….everywhere you go has an outside trash can.

I think you need to explore this topic more. It will probably end up with everything going down in flames but the build up could be the stuff of legends.
Posted by K E V 8 4
Member since Jul 2010
608 posts
Posted on 3/15/24 at 10:32 am to
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laundry

This is the key point. Think about any/all ways you and/or your wife's laundry could have inadvertently got commingled with said panties. TD detectives are usually pretty good but everyone is missing this angle. Panties can cling to other items (i.e., inside a t-shirr) and that might be the mechanism. So, think back on what opportunities there were for underwear commingling. For example, you have young kids - did your Mom ever sleep over for several days and do laundry at your house?

Additionally, was the underwear "soiled" in any significant way in any of the two regions of interest? I know you looked.
Posted by HouseMom
Member since Jun 2020
1019 posts
Posted on 3/15/24 at 10:37 am to
Has anyone spent the night at your house? Have you hired a babysitter? Bought clothes from Good Will?
Posted by Hayekian serf
GA
Member since Dec 2020
2611 posts
Posted on 3/15/24 at 10:40 am to
Your wife is banging a chick
Posted by SouthPlains
Member since Jul 2023
537 posts
Posted on 3/15/24 at 10:41 am to
How does the white crusty stuff on them smell? Taste?
Posted by Iowatiger209
Pleasant Hill, IA
Member since May 2021
709 posts
Posted on 3/15/24 at 10:47 am to
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Pics of panties for investigation


That’s the only reason I opened this thread…..
Posted by 87PurpleandGold
Arkansas
Member since Sep 2016
502 posts
Posted on 3/15/24 at 10:47 am to
When I was a student at LSU and worked offshore during the summers during the mid 80s, I saw the guys out there play a prank on a foreman. They put a pair of panties and a double D sized bra in the baw's duffle bag before he went home. His routine was to just place his duffle bag on the washing machine, and his wife would wash his clothes. Well, shortly after he got home all hell broke loose when his wife confronted him about who he had been with, etc while she held the bra and panties waving them in the air. He eventually figured out what happened and called out to the platform and made the guys come clean on their sinister prank over the phone while she listened. The guys had to convince his wife it was they who did the dirty prank. Maybe someone you know played a prank on you? Lol
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
90885 posts
Posted on 3/15/24 at 10:48 am to
1. Did you or your wife have any female friends over to visit? Maybe they changed clothes in bathroom or something and y’all didn’t know. Wife had a psycho friend once that left her panties on the floor of our house presumably to try to create friction between my wife and I. She was a jealous friend who wanted my wife’s full attention and couldn’t stand she got married. Thankfully wife disassociated from her toxicity

2. Your wife is secretly bisexual and isn’t making a deal about it because she doesn’t want you to know

3. They really were an old pair of panties of hers and your wife did this simply to gauge your reaction. If you looked or acted guilty it would raise suspicion of unfidelity

4. A long time ago one of your wife’s friends left them at her house and she stuck them in a drawer and forgot to return them. She forgot about the event and found them while cleaning out her drawers and just tossed them
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