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Mystery pair of panties in my house

Posted on 3/14/24 at 11:16 pm
Posted by Wishnitwas1998
where TN, MS, and AL meet
Member since Oct 2010
58108 posts
Posted on 3/14/24 at 11:16 pm
Cliff's version: wife found a pair of panties in our dryer that weren't hers and didn't say anything. I found them assuming they were hers and said something and she told me they aren't hers. She is unconcerned about mystery panties. I'm concerned I'm gonna get stabbed

Ok so obviously I'm taking a risk of sullying my reputation as a poster by posting this here but a nearly unexplainable chain of events have occurred in my household and I need tOT to explain to me just how many Jody's my wife is banging

We live out in the country with no trash service so we burn most of our paper/cardboard trash to save making trips to the dump. We have a bucket in our garage we throw the stuff to be burned into and a couple weeks ago I carried it out to the barrel to burn it and I find a pair of panties in the bucket. I honestly didn't think much of it I just figured they were a worn out pair of Mrs. Wishin's or a a pair she was tired of or something and threw them in the burning barrel. We don't typically burn clothes but it's a thin pair of panties what the hell I reckoned. As I was finishing up burning everything I sort of amused myself bc I thought well if I ever had an affair and the chick left some panties or something I guess I could burn them to like destroy the evidence
Or whatever.

Just a stupid thought but thought to myself I'll have to tell Mrs. Wishn that by burning her old panties she gave me an idea on how to cover up an affair. Well I didn't remember to tell her this until tonight and when I did she said she had forgotten about them but actually they weren't her panties and she didn't know where they came from

When I asked her why she didn't say something she said she "trusts her husband" and didn't worry about it

Now, to be clear, I have not touched another woman during our entire marriage and with a 3 year old and a one year old we are very time limited.

But what the hell is the deal with Mrs. Wishin's response? What woman reacts that way when finding a pair of panties in the dryer that aren't hers? What possible explanation could there be for this? As I was baffled by the whole thing she seemed confused why I cared so much about where they came from. I said bc it brings me under suspicion and it's inexplicable where they could've came from.

She still didn't seem to get it and I asked her if she was messing with me and she said she wasn't which honestly she's not really the type to pull that type of joke

I'm at a loss. I've been around tOT for awhile and know that obviously she's banging somebody that isn't me and they are PIIHB and may even be multiple BBC's involved but even with all of that this is still a completely baffling situation

Is she gonna stab me in my sleep? What's going on here? I almost wish I had been banging someone cause at least I'd know where they came from

Anyways, I'm at your mercy OT. Do your worst
This post was edited on 3/14/24 at 11:22 pm
Posted by davyjones
NELA
Member since Feb 2019
29925 posts
Posted on 3/14/24 at 11:18 pm to
How old were you in 1998, if I may?
Posted by Wishnitwas1998
where TN, MS, and AL meet
Member since Oct 2010
58108 posts
Posted on 3/14/24 at 11:19 pm to
About 10

I guess you are trying to figure out how full of a life I'll have lived when she stabs me
Posted by Your Karma
LSU Fighting Tiger Baseball
Member since Mar 2024
97 posts
Posted on 3/14/24 at 11:19 pm to
tldr but grats on the secks
Posted by Obtuse1
Westside Bodymore Yo
Member since Sep 2016
25570 posts
Posted on 3/14/24 at 11:20 pm to
All that thought and you missed the obvious answer, Jody is actually Janet.
Posted by Wishnitwas1998
where TN, MS, and AL meet
Member since Oct 2010
58108 posts
Posted on 3/14/24 at 11:20 pm to
I'll give a TL, DR
Posted by LSU Coyote
Member since Sep 2007
53390 posts
Posted on 3/14/24 at 11:21 pm to
TL;DR
Posted by Mr Roboto
Rural Mississippi
Member since Jan 2023
1011 posts
Posted on 3/14/24 at 11:21 pm to
Your wife is bisexual, obviously. You missed an opportune time to ask for a threesome
Posted by rexorotten
Missouri
Member since Oct 2013
3898 posts
Posted on 3/14/24 at 11:22 pm to
Posted by Tiger985
Member since Nov 2006
6461 posts
Posted on 3/14/24 at 11:23 pm to
No mystery.

They were her panties.
Posted by Wishnitwas1998
where TN, MS, and AL meet
Member since Oct 2010
58108 posts
Posted on 3/14/24 at 11:23 pm to
quote:

, Jody is actually Janet.


She actually joked about this when we were talking about it. She said "maybe I'm just secretly Bi" and I said well then I'd just be mad you didn't tell me

Still doesn't make sense though, she could've just said the panties were here and I'd have never been the wiser
Posted by SG_Geaux
Beautiful St George
Member since Aug 2004
77936 posts
Posted on 3/14/24 at 11:23 pm to
Your wife licks carpet.
Posted by davyjones
NELA
Member since Feb 2019
29925 posts
Posted on 3/14/24 at 11:24 pm to
Naw I was just gonna say if you were in your mid to late twenties in the year of 1998, I’d believe every aspect of this story. Because that’s just how we used to do it in ‘98. Panties every damn where. The mid to late nineties was a hoot. These boomer parents didn’t give a damn what you did! So just wanted to dig into that username a little further.
This post was edited on 3/14/24 at 11:25 pm
Posted by Wishnitwas1998
where TN, MS, and AL meet
Member since Oct 2010
58108 posts
Posted on 3/14/24 at 11:24 pm to
quote:

Your wife is bisexual, obviously. You missed an opportune time to ask for a threesome


See above post. We talked about that

And even if she wouldn't admit it she could've just said they were hers and I'd have never known
Posted by Mud_Bone
Member since Dec 2021
2143 posts
Posted on 3/14/24 at 11:25 pm to

NO MAN knows EXACTLY how many panties his WIFE has...OR....what they look like. Sorry, brother.....but your wife just spilled the bag of groceries and an ORANGE fell on the floorboard.
Posted by spacewrangler
In my easy chair with my boots on..
Member since Sep 2009
9745 posts
Posted on 3/14/24 at 11:25 pm to
Damn dude, she's fricking with you back for telling her you're day dreaming about having an affair and covering it up by burning the evidence.

Don't be a dolt!
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
117678 posts
Posted on 3/14/24 at 11:25 pm to
My wife’s panties were waded up in the pocket of a sweat shirt one morning and when I was getting donuts for the kids. The oldest noticed them fall out as I was taking my wallet out. So, I had to say, “Look! Mom’s underwear! Must’ve gotten mixed up in the dryer.”
Oh, we laughed. Anywho..

Would’ve been really embarrassing if I’d been busted huffing them at a red light.


But, to your point.

She’s plotting to kill you.
Posted by Your Karma
LSU Fighting Tiger Baseball
Member since Mar 2024
97 posts
Posted on 3/14/24 at 11:26 pm to
Okay I read it. Honestly your wife sounds like a very secure and emotionally intelligent lady. Well done.

But maybe...just maybe... and hear me out ... she's playing a prank on you to see your reaction because she read it in Cosmo (wtf...i just said Cosmo.. wtf me ) and thought it would be a good way to test you

Posted by LemmyLives
Texas
Member since Mar 2019
6403 posts
Posted on 3/14/24 at 11:26 pm to
Women are attractive, men are not. Anyone surprised? (subtract anyone from the TX Pornhub ban thread.)

The fact that she may not be open with you is the bigger issue.

It's possible that you had a woman at a party/BBQ at your house, and may have pissed herself, or sharted, or something. If I shat myself before I got to a Buccees on a long drive, of course I'm throwing that in the garbage.

Hit on one of her friends you're attracted to and test the theory.
Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
28199 posts
Posted on 3/14/24 at 11:26 pm to
Just glad to be here.
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