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re: Mystery pair of panties in my house

Posted on 3/15/24 at 7:03 am to
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
65988 posts
Posted on 3/15/24 at 7:03 am to
Jody is a female
Posted by lsuconnman
Baton rouge
Member since Feb 2007
2660 posts
Posted on 3/15/24 at 7:05 am to


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Posted by LSUGrad2024
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2023
242 posts
Posted on 3/15/24 at 7:06 am to
quote:

She actually joked about this when we were talking about it. She said "maybe I'm just secretly Bi"


I have 6 younger siblings. At this point, I feel like I know how the guilty tell lies and fibs.

She wasn't joking. She was partially telling the truth.

Your wife is Bi, and she's cheating on you with another woman.

No one jokes around like that unless there's an underlying truth in there
Posted by The Mick
Member since Oct 2010
43127 posts
Posted on 3/15/24 at 7:07 am to
Your wife is eating pussy when you're not around
Posted by G The Tiger Fan
Member since Apr 2015
103733 posts
Posted on 3/15/24 at 7:12 am to
quote:

The one exception is my mom who I will ask tomorrow but that's gonna be kinda awkward lol
Posted by BayouENGR
Seagrove Beach
Member since Nov 2015
2296 posts
Posted on 3/15/24 at 7:14 am to
quote:

The one exception is my mom who I will ask tomorrow but that's gonna be kinda awkward lol


Especially when your mom finds out you burned her underwear.

How old is mom that she’s still wearing black underwear?
Posted by TigerCoon
Member since Nov 2005
18861 posts
Posted on 3/15/24 at 7:14 am to
Don't worry. If your wife asks us, we'll back your story.

We got you, man.
Posted by hometownhero89
Center of the Earth
Member since Aug 2007
1575 posts
Posted on 3/15/24 at 7:27 am to
quote:

I read the whole post and I don’t really understand wtf happened


If that’s the case, you also did not pass the litmus test baw.

Y’all think the tv turned these country gals into pillow princesses or they caught that wild hair on a Tuesday?
Posted by BoogaBear
Member since Jul 2013
5568 posts
Posted on 3/15/24 at 7:29 am to
My wife found a damn sock she didn't recognize and turned into an investigative reporter

Way too chill of a reaction.
Posted by redneck
Los Suenos, Costa Rica
Member since Dec 2003
53609 posts
Posted on 3/15/24 at 7:34 am to
quote:

She actually joked about this when we were talking about it. She said "maybe I'm just secretly Bi" and I said well then I'd just be mad you didn't tell me


This was a test to gauge your reaction. She is 100% bi and fricking another chick on the side. It's literally the only way for random panties to get in the house if you aren't cheating or into sniffin panties that you ordered online.

It happened to a coworker. His wife actively encouraged him to be at the hunting camp every weekend during deer season because "she knows how much he loves it". Thought he had it made,well turns out the second he pulled out the driveway her girlfriend was there scissoring all weekend.
Posted by Philzilla
Member since Nov 2011
1372 posts
Posted on 3/15/24 at 7:39 am to
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I'm taking a risk of sullying my reputation as a poster

Never heard of you.
And I’m not reading all that.
It’s Friday ffs.
Posted by SonicAndBareKnuckles
Member since Jun 2018
1596 posts
Posted on 3/15/24 at 7:40 am to
Jody is a cross dresser and the horse’s name was Tuesday.
Posted by Big Smiley
Member since Mar 2024
61 posts
Posted on 3/15/24 at 8:06 am to
quote:

wife found a pair of panties in our dryer that weren't hers and didn't say anything.
quote:

that weren't hers and didn't say anything.
quote:

didn't say anything.




Think about this for a while.

Don't be naive.
Posted by Thracken13
Aft Cargo Hold of Serenity
Member since Feb 2010
15994 posts
Posted on 3/15/24 at 8:11 am to
her response is an example of someone secure in her marriage with you. I am sure my response will get downvoted, but my wife's reaction would be absolutely the same.

both of us have been in relationships where the other person was unfaithful, so we both know what it feels like 1st hand, and we both know we would never do it to the other.

also if I eve did, I would never know she found out.....and noone would find my body.
Posted by Dadren
Jawja
Member since Dec 2023
937 posts
Posted on 3/15/24 at 8:15 am to
quote:

her response is an example of someone secure in her marriage with you. I am sure my response will get downvoted, but my wife's reaction would be absolutely the same.

I understand this sentiment, but wouldn’t she want to know where they came from?

Just remove the fact that they’re panties. They’re a random pair of socks, neither of you would be curious as to how they got in the house and who they belong to?
Posted by grizzlylongcut
Member since Sep 2021
9465 posts
Posted on 3/15/24 at 8:16 am to
She’s fricking women now.
Posted by rs_la
Member since Mar 2023
40 posts
Posted on 3/15/24 at 8:17 am to
This post resulted in the funniest thread I have read in my short time lurking the OT.
Posted by Sheep
Neither here nor there
Member since Jun 2007
19498 posts
Posted on 3/15/24 at 8:20 am to
quote:

or into sniffin panties that you ordered online.


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Posted by Earnest_P
Member since Aug 2021
3516 posts
Posted on 3/15/24 at 8:21 am to
quote:

Hmmmm this is an appealing idea....


quote:

I'm telling you she isn't that quick on her feet


You need to stop degrading your wife.
Posted by HeadSlash
TEAM LIVE BADASS - St. GEORGE
Member since Aug 2006
49671 posts
Posted on 3/15/24 at 8:21 am to
quote:

Jody is actually Janet.


Jody can be a woman's name too
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