LittleJerrySeinfield

re: Fail Gifs. Let's post them.

Posted by LittleJerrySeinfield on 3/25/25 at 1:30 pm

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Two teammates tried this during basketball practice in junior high. But instead of jumping off of one foot on the other's back, homeboy did a hard jump stop with both feet on his back and the forced slammed his head onto the floor. Gave him a concussion. :lol:

re: DoorDash offers customers to pay meals in installments

Posted by LittleJerrySeinfield on 3/25/25 at 9:42 am

Yes! My family can finally eat 5 Guys again.

re: WAR!!!!!

Posted by LittleJerrySeinfield on 3/25/25 at 9:18 am

Did you have to order youth sized boxing gloves?

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re: Woman Dorsaled by a Dolphin in Jamaica

Posted by LittleJerrySeinfield on 3/25/25 at 9:10 am

re: pio disappears and Arkansas makes a run in the tourney

Posted by LittleJerrySeinfield on 3/24/25 at 3:14 pm

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Basketball hasn't been as fun around here with him gone.

Not just that. I've forgotten how to use the dividers at the grocery store.

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re: Severance Season 2 Discussion (Spoilers)

Posted by LittleJerrySeinfield on 3/24/25 at 2:19 pm

As an aside, I wish we'd have gotten a scene with the goat herder leaving work. Her leaving everyday wondering why she smells like goat shite. :lol:

re: Severance Season 2 Discussion (Spoilers)

Posted by LittleJerrySeinfield on 3/24/25 at 2:15 pm

It sounds like you just don't like the basic premise of the entire show. That's fine, but that doesn't make the goings on "fabricated".

re: Snow White not the only bomb this week, DeNiro's The Alto Knights also bombs

Posted by LittleJerrySeinfield on 3/24/25 at 1:55 pm

re: Severance Season 2 Discussion (Spoilers)

Posted by LittleJerrySeinfield on 3/24/25 at 1:47 pm

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They’ve seen it happen before. Sometimes people stop showing up. But Mark S talks to his outie, it’s himself.. I don’t get, severed as they are, how there’s this visceral distrust of themselves over Lumon.

Did you not see Helena's video to Helly?

re: Why is surrogacy legal?

Posted by LittleJerrySeinfield on 3/24/25 at 1:45 pm

A friend of mine's wife carried her sister-in-law's child for her. So, my friend's wife carried his sister's baby. His sister was unable to carry a child to term, so his wife offered to carry it. Very noble, IMO.

re: Anyone else miss Billy Packer this time of year?

Posted by LittleJerrySeinfield on 3/24/25 at 1:21 pm

Kinda, but it too often seemed like he hated his job. Bill Raftery is the GOAT.

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re: pio disappears and Arkansas makes a run in the tourney

Posted by LittleJerrySeinfield on 3/24/25 at 1:13 pm

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He still posts under the kansas account

Well, unfortunately that account doesn't have the jinking power of pio. We need him now more than ever.

SEC Rant

re: Severance Season 2 Discussion (Spoilers)

Posted by LittleJerrySeinfield on 3/24/25 at 1:11 pm

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The conflict Mark, S and the Innies had was fully fabricated and made no sense. It existed because the show needed it. That’s all.

The conflict was that they could be unalived on the whim of Lumen or their Outtie. How is that fabricated?

pio disappears and Arkansas makes a run in the tourney

Posted by LittleJerrySeinfield on 3/24/25 at 1:09 pm

:blackheli: :blackheli: :blackheli:

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re: Severance Season 2 Discussion (Spoilers)

Posted by LittleJerrySeinfield on 3/24/25 at 11:59 am

I was highly pissed at the end of the episode, not because the episode wasn't really well done, but just because of Mark S's choice. I've let it marinate a bit, and while I still hate the decision, it doesn't make it a bad decision. Mark S. had no feelings for Gemma, so he chose Helly.

While I've recognized since Season 1 the Innies are individuals in their own right, this episode made me realize I still thought of them as less than their Outies, due to my reaction to Mark S's choice.

Can not wait for Season 3

I have a feeling Jame is going to offer Helly the chance to stay her Innie self.

re: Ever knew a”Topper”? That’s someone who feels compelled to top your story.

Posted by LittleJerrySeinfield on 3/24/25 at 11:18 am

We had a guy in our friends group like this back in the day. We called him The One-Upper. We would make up ridiculously outlandish stories to watch him try to one up them. Good times.

The only thing worse than the One-Upper, is the One-Downer. This is the worst person to be around if you're going through a hard time, cause they've been through worse. It's narcissistic behavior than turns the discussion to be focused on them, plus eases their conscience about not doing anything to help you when you need it.