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LittleJerrySeinfield

Favorite team:US Space Force 
Location:350,000 Post Karma
Biography:Coined the phrase "Junk in the trunk"
Interests:I have many leather-bound books.
Occupation:TCoB
Number of Posts:11413
Registered on:8/7/2013
Online Status:Not Online

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While our U.S. Congress allowed a member to wear his Israeli military uniform…
Now wait a second. How are already so in tune with this board’s dynamics that you have identified these “Karens”? ( your word, not mine)
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Unfortunately they are real, and they voted for Trump.


There's a side that's notoriously slack on crime, especially crime committed by a certain demographic, and they don't vote R.
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Again, Harry Rex's porn bomb was soft core natural boobs and only ONE vagina, which was shaved — it was NOT tranny porn.


That's probably what got him the boot. It couldn't have been tasteful nudes from the 80s.
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It always surprises me that people forget we are animals.


We are not animals.

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and the sooner we accept that people are not some enlightened group, the better we will be able to combat our issues


That's the exact opposite of what would cure our issues. It's the fact that people have been taught they are no better than animals is largely what is behind our issues.


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Giraffe - neck meat is best


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LittleJerrySeinfield (often stylized with the Seinfeld reference) is a longtime, highly active poster (over 11,000 posts since registering in 2013) on Tigerdroppings.com and its sister site SECRant.com. ?
He participates across sports (especially SEC/LSU football), off-topic/lounge boards, movies/TV, and heavily in Political Talk. His profile humorously lists his favorite team as “US Space Force,” biography as “Coined the phrase ‘Junk in the trunk’,” interests as “I have many leather-bound books,” and occupation as “TCoB” (likely “The Coonass Board” or a similar regional joke). This sets a tone of self-aware, lighthearted irreverence. ?
Key Personality Traits from Posts
• Witty, Sarcastic, and Quick with One-Liners: He frequently deploys short, punchy replies, pop culture references, and dry sarcasm. Examples include “Not in the face, not in the face” (a nod to The Princess Bride or similar), calling out AI-generated content with a “Sigh It’s AI,” or quipping about a graduation outfit: “She just wanted to show off her graduation presents.” ? He also ties into Seinfeld humor (e.g., a thread on “If Kiffin was a Seinfeld character”).
• Engaged Community Member with Nostalgia: He reminisces about forum legends (e.g., fondly remembering “pio” as a “strange bird” the board loved) and shares personal anecdotes, like his wife’s connection to a true-crime story in a Netflix documentary or attending a memorable tied college football game. ? He posts about family life, such as his daughter getting married, showing a relatable, grounded side. ?
• Opinionated, Especially in Politics: He jumps into heated Political Talk with contrarian or skeptical takes, often challenging assumptions (e.g., questioning narratives around Trump deals, Iran, or economic policies). He can be blunt or dismissive toward what he sees as low-effort or overly earnest posts. ?
• Sports Fan with Insider Knowledge: Active in SEC football discussions with practical analysis (e.g., critiquing coaching decisions in real-time) and historical references from attending games. ?
• Overall Vibe: He’s a classic message board veteran—prolific, humorous, and unafraid to needle others or call out nonsense, but not purely a troll. He mixes banter, personal shares, and topic expertise. The Seinfeld username and profile flair suggest someone who enjoys absurd humor, wordplay, and not taking things (or himself) too seriously. Longevity and high post count indicate he’s invested in the community culture of these boards. ?
In short, he’s the type of user who keeps threads lively with sarcasm and references while contributing meaningfully on sports, pop culture, and current events. His style fits the irreverent, passionate tone of Tigerdroppings/SECRant.
Me whenever a new poster shows up....

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strange bird
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seems like a weirdo


Oh, hello new poster I've never encountered. Yes, pio was a strange bird.

And that's why we loved him.
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She left the office, but they later saw her on a bench outside watching pregnant women go in and out of the clinic.


She would sit in the parking lot of the doctor’s office and watch women go in and out and write down their car tags and research them on social media to find out the sex and how far along they were in their pregnancy. The way the documentary showed it, killing that girl was a last ditch effort, but it was premeditated.
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I guess documentaries pay well?


I don’t think anyone got any money from it at all.


Also, the crazy girl’s dad knew she had had a hysterectomy and he was there at the gender reveal.
So crazy. My wife is from the small town this occurred in. In fact, her cousin went to school with and was friends with the girl that was murdered so we knew most of the story before watching. We’re currently visiting her family in New Boston. I want to meet Cody and have a beer with him.
I was at the Bama-UT game in Bham when Tennessee broke their losing streak to us. That one felt pretty close to a win cause all hope was lost when Bama punted with under 4 minutes left. Folks started for the exits, and when Palmer scored the 2 pt. conversion to tie it, it was as loud as I had heard Legion Field. Not losing on that day to that team did definitely not feel like kissing your sister.
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Harry Rex's porn bomb was soft core natural boobs and only ONE vagina, which was shaved