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re: Tre'dez Green EATS up grass

Posted by ColdTurkey on 10/16/24 at 8:20 pm
Having the injuries at WR sucks but watching him take full advantage of the opportunity is awesome to watch.

re: Man Ole Miss is so good

Posted by ColdTurkey on 9/8/24 at 5:45 pm
Ole Miss is probably gonna smoke the piss out of us this year, my dude
I'll never understand the thought process of allowing you Yankee doodle fricks into this conference. You bring nothing but a bunch of rocks and a has-been basketball program.
Their QB has the most punchable face I've ever seen. Mf looks like Richard Texan from the Simpson's

re: Lacy celebration gif

Posted by ColdTurkey on 9/2/24 at 11:10 am
I'm more pissed that we stopped feeding Lacy and went to the run on the first drive. They couldn't fricking stop it. Every wide out does stupid shite like this. Either Chase or Jets did something similar in the 19 NC game.

re: Biggest Errors of the Night

Posted by ColdTurkey on 9/2/24 at 11:06 am
Scheduling USC in fricking Vegas, for starters. Refs couldn't have been more in the tank for SC if they tried. You could tell it fricking pained them to call something against USC that wasn't blatantly obvious. They held all fricking night. Watch the replay. It's at least every other play that they're holding. Never gets called. We didn't do ourselves any favors, but the refs fricking hosed our arse last night. Disconcerting signals my gooch line, bitch
Gonna be real weird not seeing Saban pacing back and forth on the sidelines

re: Kaleb Jackson will ascend

Posted by ColdTurkey on 8/11/24 at 11:50 am
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Can he play defense?

Don't think defense will be as big of a problem as last year. Do think our OL will spring 50 and 60 yard runs for our rb corps at Will. BK has shored up our lines better than I anticipated going into year 3. It showed last year, it will show this year.

re: RIP Steve Kragthorpe

Posted by ColdTurkey on 8/5/24 at 10:28 pm
Man I hate to see this. I can still remember when he was introduced and how excited our fanbase was for a chance to get the forward pass into our playbook more than once on 3rd down. Saddest part of living is growing old enough to watch everyone you love and admire and cheer for eventually pass away, never to be heard from again. Rest in peace, Steve Kragthorpe.
I fricking hate this generation of tiktok titty babies. Watching her cry and do little dramatic pauses saying :wah: I don't know if I can keep going :wah: was so unattractive I couldn't even finish the video after seeing 10 seconds of it.

You are suffering the consequences of your own stupid actions. When you do dumb shite, especially in the professional world, it has anyway of coming back to bite you square in the arse.

Nobody "did this to her :wah: " but herself. I award her zero sympathy votes, and will not pay $2.99 to see her butthole in a few weeks.
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He's an angry drunk

Yikes. If he's angry drunk at the Alamo bowl, I can only imagine his BAC after he loses two straight SEC games
That's tough to watch, and tough to fully say he's completely in the wrong. If there's any substantial amount of water on that floor, she didn't dump it all out completely and was beginning to get aggressive. Put yourself in that cops shoes. Would you let someone throw boiling hot fricking water at you? I wouldn't. You wouldn't either if you were a cop. If she poured just a bit out and still had some in there acting like she was going to do something with it, frick her. Let's all act like a piping hot pot of water cannot be used as a weapon.

We all act like we could make split second decisions perfectly. There is a reason 90% of us are not cops. Its a difficult job. I think I heard her mentioning she'd been off of her medication. A paranoid schizophrenic is holding a hot pan that may or may not have some boiling water in it, you gonna run and tackle her and risk having your face disfigured for the rest of your days?
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If the clearer video is accurate then she did let go of the pot and only held up oven mitts with her hands as she cowered down

frick that dude he deserves prison.

re: Why is buying underwear so hard?

Posted by ColdTurkey on 7/22/24 at 1:54 am
I've worn American Eagle boxers since I was in grade school. I'm 30 now. Gotta let the boys hang.
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Blow them some more, loser Cajun.

Aggy calling anyone loser is real rich :rotflmao:
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Your posting died in 2020 just like Biden

It’s time to drop out and name a cocksucker to take your place

Has anyone nominated Rummy?

FROM THE TOP ROPE

Popcorn and water
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It is? The red river dump is essentially two trashy group of fans who go to the shitty fair at 11 am piss drunk. Fun!

/fart

I can't wait until y'all run to the Big 10. I cannot fricking wait. Y'all are the weirdest shite heels I've ever seen, you whine about every damn thing, and you suck historical arse as a program. You bring nothing but "OuR pRoGrAm WeAlLy WiCh WiTh ErRl MoNeY" to the SEC. At least Texas fans are funny, and they have fine arse women. Y'all parade milkmen around and have them lead you in cheers for God's sake.

re: Aaron Judge On Skeenes

Posted by ColdTurkey on 7/17/24 at 7:26 pm
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Still a long way to go but if he ends up being one of the greatest pitchers of all time it will be amazing that he came through LSU.

Absolutely. It's surreal to see him dominating the bigs with ease knowing he was just at LSU last year. He's a once in 25 years type of pitcher. And he chose to come here. That speaks volumes about what LSU baseball stands for and Jay's recruiting capabilities. We have a pitcher coming here from the portal, can't for the life of me remember his name, that reminds me of Skenes from the limited footage I've seen. Same shove, same ease of command. Same potential. If it's realized, we are in for another treat.
What a dumb arse thread. You've never seen a shorter big dude that's funny with a fine arse woman? You sound like you have a miserable existence.
Ole Miss. They sold their soul just like we did in '19. They're stacked. If they don't make the playoffs I'll be surprised, or Nuss is still healthy by that game and our defense is improved.