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re: What was the dumbest way someone has died that you've heard about?

Posted on 7/13/23 at 10:33 pm to
Posted by 92Tiger
Member since Dec 2015
588 posts
Posted on 7/13/23 at 10:33 pm to
This guy

Posted by AmosMosesAndTwins
Lake Charles
Member since Apr 2010
17901 posts
Posted on 7/13/23 at 10:42 pm to
I had a cousin or something get killed by cornhusks.
Posted by real turf fan
East Tennessee
Member since Dec 2016
8853 posts
Posted on 7/13/23 at 10:51 pm to
Lake Pontchartrain, bunch of guys out night fishing. Couldn't swim but had life jackets on the boat but they weren't wearing them.
Boat outboard engine backfired and blew the cowling off. Guys panicked and jumped in the water. Boat didn't catch fire. Most of them drowned.
Posted by Inner Nostril Eczema
The Center of the Universe
Member since Jul 2023
176 posts
Posted on 7/13/23 at 10:51 pm to
Subway surfing

It’s happened several times this year, all teenagers, because videos of it are trending on TikTok
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
35726 posts
Posted on 7/13/23 at 10:52 pm to
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remembered how 2 Texas guys died trying to jump an 80 foot drawbridge


I’m sorry did you say dumbest ways or awesomest ways?
Posted by andouille
A table near a waiter.
Member since Dec 2004
10757 posts
Posted on 7/13/23 at 11:38 pm to
I was driving a crewboat to bring deckhands out to a tug, one of them had a straw hat, worth maybe $3, blow off, he dived in the river to retrieve. He never surfaced even once.
Posted by Tigahs24Seven
Communist USA
Member since Nov 2007
12229 posts
Posted on 7/13/23 at 11:59 pm to
Next door neighbor was having an affair and broke it off with the guy. He disappeared, and the search for him was on the news, and his car was found a couple blocks away off of Essen Lane... Fast forward 4 very hot summer months later and the AC guy goes up in her attic to work on the unit and finds his mummified from the heat remains with a gun... He had snuck up there to wait for her to come home from work, and had the gun to kill her, but was doing drugs while waiting, and passed out, and was overcome by the heat as the day went on... His old girlfriend who had been sleeping below his dead body for months, and had noticed an odor but thought it was a rat in the wall or something, left her shite in the house and never came back. Cops said that they had to pry him off the rafters with a shovel.
Posted by South Shore Cyclist
Member since Jul 2023
178 posts
Posted on 7/14/23 at 12:07 am to
Earl Sinclair best dino name ever!
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
48769 posts
Posted on 7/14/23 at 12:08 am to
Anybody who has ever tried to test me
Posted by tigersownall
Thibodaux
Member since Sep 2011
15401 posts
Posted on 7/14/23 at 12:13 am to
God’s will.
Posted by JodyPlauche
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2009
8982 posts
Posted on 7/14/23 at 12:20 am to
Kidnapping me!
Posted by KirbySmartsDentist
Member since Feb 2023
226 posts
Posted on 7/14/23 at 12:22 am to
The chick that got shot crawling through a window trying to overthrow the government on January 6 gave me a good laugh.
Posted by momentoftruth87
DeSantis Country
Member since Oct 2013
73097 posts
Posted on 7/14/23 at 12:25 am to
Saw a dude walk into a tail rotor of a helicopter.
Posted by Sev09
Nantucket
Member since Feb 2011
15584 posts
Posted on 7/14/23 at 12:31 am to
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Lived on Kisatchie Lane from 76 to 86. Not exactly the version I heard


Well, come on then.
Posted by wallowinit
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2006
15029 posts
Posted on 7/14/23 at 12:35 am to
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Guy was racing his buddy on a forklift in a warehouse.

We did that 40 years ago. The trick is to race in reverse. It becomes much harder to tip over.In fact it never ever felt like we were about to tip over. but if you tried it going forward it felt unstable as hell.
Posted by wallowinit
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2006
15029 posts
Posted on 7/14/23 at 12:37 am to
quote:

Saw a dude walk into a tail rotor of a helicopter.


Go on…
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
47610 posts
Posted on 7/14/23 at 12:37 am to
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[running down Highland Road naked on too much LSD], then sticking around till the cops showed up, while being high as frick, then resisting arrest till you OD.



I had a friend die in a similar fashion.
This post was edited on 7/14/23 at 12:46 am
Posted by BuckyCheese
Member since Jan 2015
50635 posts
Posted on 7/14/23 at 12:47 am to
Watch a guy walk out on the railroad track, turn and bend over, in front of a train doing 60MPH .

Fire department wouldn't even come out to hose off my locomotives. Pricks.

Posted by momentoftruth87
DeSantis Country
Member since Oct 2013
73097 posts
Posted on 7/14/23 at 12:57 am to
He died. There was another one a few years later too. Military mishaps, I’ve seen a lot of crazy shite.
Posted by Oneforthemoney
New Iberia, La
Member since Dec 2013
1829 posts
Posted on 7/14/23 at 2:30 am to
Huffs keyboard can cleaner. Passes out. Falls face down on sofa and suffocates to death
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