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re: What was the dumbest way someone has died that you've heard about?

Posted on 7/14/23 at 2:58 am to
Posted by MoarKilometers
Member since Apr 2015
18261 posts
Posted on 7/14/23 at 2:58 am to
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you are not the sharpest bulb in the drawer.


I know passing a bad check doesn't cause an overdose, nor does sticking around the scene afterwards nor resisting arrrest. It's almost like they didn't actually overdose. Sorry you didn't pick that up, plus I think St George passed a bad bill, not a bad check
Posted by Sus-Scrofa
Member since Feb 2013
8249 posts
Posted on 7/14/23 at 4:08 am to
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I know of a woman who overdosed on Milk of Magnesia. She was already in bad health by allegedly, she took so much it killed her.


That’s a pretty shitty way to die.
Posted by CSATiger
The Battlefield
Member since Aug 2010
6233 posts
Posted on 7/14/23 at 4:16 am to
man had his power cut of and meter pulled. Tried to get power back by using jumper cables from meter to power line. Zap!
Posted by BHM
Member since Jun 2012
3193 posts
Posted on 7/14/23 at 4:49 am to
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Friend of mine

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Another friend .

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I've got more instances than i have time to list.


How exactly do you go about selecting your friends?
Posted by Hoyt
Alabama: The Beautiful
Member since Aug 2011
5397 posts
Posted on 7/14/23 at 5:32 am to
Teenager up here was drunk riding jet ski at night and ran it onto a small island and it partially decapitated him
Posted by 1LoudTideFan
Member since May 2008
3621 posts
Posted on 7/14/23 at 5:54 am to
More sad than dumb but a neighbor of mine was using a gas blower to get leaves off his roof, slipped and fell head first onto his driveway. One of the nicest people you could ever know. His wife also one of the nicest people I’ve ever known. Just a horrible situation. Died doing something he’d done dozens of times before.

Was set to retire the very next week too.
Posted by Puddenn32
In da LP
Member since Oct 2018
655 posts
Posted on 7/14/23 at 5:58 am to
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How was this overdose going to be avoided?



are you serious????? LOL

DON'T DO DRUGS
Posted by Drank
Premium
Member since Dec 2012
10659 posts
Posted on 7/14/23 at 6:23 am to
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Kidnapping me!


Ball game.
Thread is over now.
Posted by dgnx6
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2006
69378 posts
Posted on 7/14/23 at 6:25 am to
Prob killing your baby with fentanyl but thought you were giving it cocaine.

Posted by Animal
Member since Dec 2017
4228 posts
Posted on 7/14/23 at 6:36 am to
Suicide
Posted by Shamoan
Member since Feb 2019
9444 posts
Posted on 7/14/23 at 7:25 am to
My dad saw a line worker’s head explode. Said dude was somehow grounded and fell and hit wet cement and kablam.
Posted by VABuckeye
Naples, FL
Member since Dec 2007
35709 posts
Posted on 7/14/23 at 7:33 am to
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road scholar




Which you obviously are not.
Posted by h0bnail
Member since Sep 2009
7486 posts
Posted on 7/14/23 at 7:36 am to
I had a former classmate that was electrocuted doing that microwave fractal wood burning shite.
This post was edited on 7/14/23 at 7:37 am
Posted by RockyMtnTigerWDE
War Damn Eagle Dad!
Member since Oct 2010
105553 posts
Posted on 7/14/23 at 7:39 am to
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dead as a hammer


Is a hammer really dead, or do they just need a hand to show life?
Posted by Yewkindewit
Near Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Apr 2012
20182 posts
Posted on 7/14/23 at 7:41 am to
Had to look up the cause of death for David Carradine:

Erotic asphyxiation is the intentional restriction of oxygen to the brain for the purposes of sexual arousal. The term autoerotic asphyxiation is used when the act is done by a person to themselves. Colloquially, a person engaging in the activity is sometimes called a gasper.
Posted by Xignals
Pits of Hell
Member since Nov 2013
1317 posts
Posted on 7/14/23 at 8:35 am to
Look up Mr. Ballen on Youtube. He tells stories of the strange, dark, and mysterious. You won't believe some of the crazy shite that happens to people.

Dude crawls down a pillar in front of a grocery store to hide from cops. Gets stuck and dies and his fluids run out on the sidewalk days later.
Posted by Master of Sinanju
Member since Feb 2012
11374 posts
Posted on 7/14/23 at 8:47 am to
In 1998, Ivan McGuire was working as a cameraman at a skydiving school, filming students as they jumped.

One day, after multiple jumps, he mistakes the weight of his camera bag for a parachute and makes the next jump.

You can find his final footage on YouTube. It's not graphic - it goes from him calmly filming the jump to wildly flailing in panic when he realizes what he had done.
Posted by Thib-a-doe Tiger
Member since Nov 2012
35574 posts
Posted on 7/14/23 at 8:47 am to
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road scholar book smarts



I dunno about road scholar book smarts, but he did get a degree in concrete
Posted by Warfox
B.R. Native (now in MA)
Member since Apr 2017
3186 posts
Posted on 7/14/23 at 8:51 am to
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Surf board fun cutting some dudes ephemeral artery



This post was edited on 7/14/23 at 8:52 am
Posted by SpotCheckBilly
Member since May 2020
6638 posts
Posted on 7/14/23 at 8:52 am to
Two guys I knew would hood surf. One had a fast Dodge Challenger. He was driving and his friend would lay on the hood as the cut donuts. The guy fell off and hit his head on the curb. Died a few days later.

Maybe more tragic than dumb. They were both good guys, just high school kids, and bulletproof.
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