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re: What was the dumbest way someone has died that you've heard about?

Posted on 7/13/23 at 7:45 pm to
Posted by gmac8604
Green Bay, WI
Member since Jun 2012
1133 posts
Posted on 7/13/23 at 7:45 pm to
Had a friend’s father, 50ish and in good health, wake up in the middle of the night. As he was getting out of bed, assuming to use the bathroom, he slipped and hit his head on his nightstand and died the following day. Freak accident.
Posted by eiasjsf
Ellensburg, Washington
Member since Sep 2009
465 posts
Posted on 7/13/23 at 7:53 pm to
That dude from a while back in Europe that electrocuted himself with a sex toy, that was plugged into the wall, stuck up his butt.
Posted by genuineLSUtiger
Nashville
Member since Sep 2005
73192 posts
Posted on 7/13/23 at 7:55 pm to
quote:

ephemeral artery


Doesn’t actually exist.
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
68749 posts
Posted on 7/13/23 at 7:56 pm to
quote:

ephemeral artery



Doesn’t actually exist
It does, but only briefly.
Posted by sta4ever
The Pit
Member since Aug 2014
15601 posts
Posted on 7/13/23 at 7:59 pm to
Afghans trying to ride the outside of a plane back to the US.
Posted by KD Burner Account
Out of Bounds
Member since May 2019
1529 posts
Posted on 7/13/23 at 8:01 pm to
quote:

Balls resting on his lips

Sounds he succeeded at least partially??
Posted by bbvdd
Memphis, TN
Member since Jun 2009
25198 posts
Posted on 7/13/23 at 8:05 pm to
The idiot tik toc challenge of people jumping out of a moving boat.
Posted by Shanegolang
Denham Springs, La
Member since Sep 2015
3616 posts
Posted on 7/13/23 at 8:06 pm to
Trying to fight half a dozen cops that were arresting him.
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
68749 posts
Posted on 7/13/23 at 8:07 pm to
quote:

quote:
Balls resting on his lips


Sounds he succeeded at least partially??


Yeah, but at what a price?
Posted by Locoguan0
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Nov 2017
4450 posts
Posted on 7/13/23 at 8:17 pm to
Posted by Locoguan0
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Nov 2017
4450 posts
Posted on 7/13/23 at 8:22 pm to
Mostly just teens doing stupid shite in cars...

My dad hung himself from a tree... Seemed pretty dumb to me.
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
59915 posts
Posted on 7/13/23 at 8:27 pm to
Kid died trying to beat the train in my home town area. On a 49cc moped.
Posted by Cannon
Shreveport
Member since May 2015
1627 posts
Posted on 7/13/23 at 8:28 pm to
Friend of mine decided to stand up in a moving truck and take a piss out the back or side of said moving truck on the highway. Needless to say, he fell out and was killed. Another friend decided to rob a small town pharmacy. Cops showed up and he fled. Thought he got away until they found his body a week later in the lake he had decided to hide in. Unfortunately, I've got more instances than i have time to list.
Posted by Rebel
Graceland
Member since Jan 2005
131574 posts
Posted on 7/13/23 at 8:29 pm to
quote:

How was this overdose going to be avoided?


quote:

MoarKilometers


you are not the sharpest bulb in the drawer.

Posted by MeridianDog
Home on the range
Member since Nov 2010
14275 posts
Posted on 7/13/23 at 8:34 pm to
Six Airborne guys one night in a Thunderstorm at Ft. Bragg in 1971. Tragically stupid what they did.
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
65112 posts
Posted on 7/13/23 at 8:35 pm to
I know of a woman who overdosed on Milk of Magnesia. She was already in bad health by allegedly, she took so much it killed her.
Posted by EastCoastCajun
New Bedford Massachusetts
Member since Aug 2015
2047 posts
Posted on 7/13/23 at 8:35 pm to
Women had sex with dog and died of allergic reaction to it's semen.

LINK

Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
65112 posts
Posted on 7/13/23 at 8:47 pm to
quote:

Afghans trying to ride the outside of a plane back to the US


In his defense, I’m pretty sure he knew he was already dead if he didn’t get out of Afghanistan, and the death he’d get would be far worse than falling from an airplane.
Posted by CleverUserName
Member since Oct 2016
12928 posts
Posted on 7/13/23 at 8:56 pm to
Wasn’t a boy found in a chimney of a bank in Louisiana where he tried to slide down and get inside it after hours? And they found his bones in there almost 3 decades later?
Posted by mtntiger
Asheville, NC
Member since Oct 2003
26712 posts
Posted on 7/13/23 at 9:02 pm to
100 percent true story.

Bought a house in May 2020 from an elderly couple (both in their late 80s). He was a master carpenter and gardener. He passed away before closing.

Fast forward to April 2021. My MIL is home alone in her downstairs apt. Goes upstairs to take a walk. Opens the front door, and there's the previous owner face down in a pool of her own blood at the front door.

Apparently, she had come by to pick some flowers to place at her husband's grave (which we had told her she was more than welcome to do). As she approached the front door, she tripped, stumbled, slipped or just plain lost her balance. She did a header into the front door, split her head open like a coconut and died on our front porch.

My MIL was traumatized for weeks.
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