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I've given a speech in Johnstown, PA and ended my book with a quote from the program from that night.
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That looks legit to me. He seems like a very polite creep at least, but that's probably worse.


"Thanks for not murdering me."

re: Post Poop In The Toilet

Posted by JodyPlauche on 2/24/26 at 6:02 pm to
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Bidets are probably much better in terms of sanitation, but I can not get over the mental hump of water squirting on my butthole leave that shite to the euros


If I can get over it anyone can get over it.

The worst part about having a bidet...is NOT having a bidet.
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Whoa, JP got up. He's a good dude, and the reason why Lafayette is the best comedy city in Louisiana




He is the one who gave Luis J. Gomez my book for Story Warz.

Good for him.

I am going to see him March 12 at Rally Cap Brewing at 7PM for Mike Cannon. Mike was one of the 3 guests in Ep60 of Story Warz where my book was the prize.

re: Tonight I met Bonstalker

Posted by JodyPlauche on 2/22/26 at 11:39 am to
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Jennifer C. Class of ‘87


Yep

Tonight I met Bonstalker

Posted by JodyPlauche on 2/22/26 at 1:59 am
At the Jim Breuer show at L'Auberge.

It was like meeting Billy Cannon.

LINK

Hopefully I can meet MikeLinebacker one day.
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It was all to push the Rams into the Super Bowl to build the LA brand.


That's bullshite...If that was the case the NFL would have had them win a Super Bowl at their home stadium.

Oh wait...

re: News Story

Posted by JodyPlauche on 2/22/26 at 12:15 am to
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Sounds faggy.


That sucks

News Story

Posted by JodyPlauche on 2/21/26 at 11:52 pm
I was leaving Jim Breuer at L'Auberge and at the light at Perkins and Siegan 8-10 cops come flying around the corner lights flashing.

I am going to bed...someone post a like to what the hell happened.

And hey to my friend I met tonight from Tigerdroppings
I remember the excitement over Brian Kelly because he had at least played for a Championship.

Can't imagine the excitement for a Coach who left a team playing for one.

Geaux Tigers.
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40 Years ago today - Barry Seal gunned down by cartel


February 19th is also the day I was kidnapped.
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Where were you living?


I spent New Years Eve DJ/Hosting at a bar in Paris, TX and I was living in Irving, TX. I was working as a DJ/Karaoke host and a substitute teacher. I got a permanent substitute jobs as a PE Aid at Lee Britton Elementary.

In May, I moved to Royersford, PA where I was an Education Specialist at Victims Services Center of Montgomery County, Inc in Norristown, PA (where Bill Cosby wad convicted). I worked there from 1998-2005 before I moved back home 2 months before Katrina.

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What was your trajectory at the time?


Still on that path. But hopefully soon things will be what I hoped they be. More to come.
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This clip is out of context. MJ is just a good dude trying to help out the kid.


Upon further review it does look like MJ grabbed the ice and started rubbing it on the back of his legs.

I stand corrected.
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Very telling for anyone to see this as anything other than goofy uncle behavior messing with a kid he's known closely for years.


It's exactly the grooming behavior I warn parents against. Under NO circumstances is that behavior acceptable. Regardless if it is Michael Jordan, Michael Jackson, or Uncle Paul.
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It’s only the beta low-T no pussy getting baws that hate LSU doing it though


I can assure you I fit in that category and I agree with the OP 100%.
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I can't be the only person who reads this name as "skyraper" every time I see it.


D.B. Pooper
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She had a boyfriend so the odds of finding someone else's semen in a rape victim is not uncommon if they are sexually active...which most 19 year olds with a significant other are doing.


And actually, if I am not mistaken, it was semen from two different men, that was NOT Kobe. So she cheated on her boyfriend with her ex boyfriend. But that was argued in a hearing and that theory was literally proven to be false, depending who's expert you believed.
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And another dudes semen was found in her vagina when they ran the test... she was a money looking for s*ut... there are many of innocent men in prison because of dumb bimbos like her...


She had a boyfriend so the odds of finding someone else's semen in a rape victim is not uncommon if they are sexually active...which most 19 year olds with a significant other are doing.

That's a terrible argument.
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Anybody familiar with N.O. comedian Mark Normand?


Saw him years ago at "New Joke Night" at The Fat Black Pussycat in NYC. He had a Black Sir Saint T-shirt and I spoke to him for a few minutes.

He is one of my favorite Kill Tony panelists. He definitely had my biggest laugh on Kill Tony with Yosemite Sham!
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Kennedy v Louisiana was a 5-4 decision, so definitely not out of the realm possibility.


By the time it reaches the Supreme Court again...all the current Justice's will have been dead at least 10 years.

re: Families of serial killers

Posted by JodyPlauche on 2/12/26 at 3:37 pm to
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His wife was asking the cops what it was all about and when they told her she was married to a serial killer, she didn't believe it.


My Dad was friends with her. She used to work at the Circle K by the house.