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re: What was the dumbest way someone has died that you've heard about?

Posted on 7/13/23 at 9:08 pm to
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
68739 posts
Posted on 7/13/23 at 9:08 pm to
That's not a "dumbest" way to die. It's just sad.
Posted by CatSquirrel
Southaven, Ms
Member since Sep 2012
126 posts
Posted on 7/13/23 at 9:21 pm to
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My cousin died trying to suck his own dick. My aunt found him. It was a mess. He was on his bed, with his legs doubled over himself. Balls resting on his lips.


You win….
Posted by LRB1967
Tennessee
Member since Dec 2020
16249 posts
Posted on 7/13/23 at 9:25 pm to
Used to work as a janitor while in college. A guy drowned while trying to retrieve his contact lens from the toilet in one of the buildings I cleaned.
Posted by foosball
Member since Nov 2021
1942 posts
Posted on 7/13/23 at 9:31 pm to
Hang gliding accident

Posted by scrooster
Resident Ethicist
Member since Jul 2012
38017 posts
Posted on 7/13/23 at 9:36 pm to
Yankee gal not far from here waded out into the golf course pond to see the gator up close.

She ended up seeing it a little too close.
Posted by Gifman
Member since Jan 2021
9842 posts
Posted on 7/13/23 at 9:37 pm to
Covid vaccine. It was an obvious clot shot.
Posted by Eli Goldfinger
Member since Sep 2016
32785 posts
Posted on 7/13/23 at 9:44 pm to
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road scholar


Nu uhh
Posted by notiger1997
Metairie
Member since May 2009
58513 posts
Posted on 7/13/23 at 9:46 pm to
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Covid vaccine. It was an obvious clot shot.


This here is another roads scholar
Posted by Hoovertigah
Fayetteville
Member since Sep 2013
3062 posts
Posted on 7/13/23 at 9:47 pm to
When I was a kid a friend of mine shot his dad with a 410 for beating his mom, the dad fell over in a bowl of fruit loops and drowned.
Posted by DoctorWorm
Member since Jul 2021
877 posts
Posted on 7/13/23 at 9:48 pm to
knew a guy who was pressured into some kind of injection. docs said it would save his life but he died suddenly at relatively young age.
Posted by cajunandy
New Orleans
Member since Nov 2015
686 posts
Posted on 7/13/23 at 9:49 pm to
Canadian Lawyer wanted to show that the windows on the 24th floor where unbreakable by throwing himself against the window. The window did not break but the window frame gave way and he fell to his death.
Posted by TigersnJeeps
FL Panhandle
Member since Jan 2021
1755 posts
Posted on 7/13/23 at 9:50 pm to
Knew a guy that died from autoerotic asphyxiation
Posted by LSUA 75
Colfax,La.
Member since Jan 2019
3738 posts
Posted on 7/13/23 at 9:50 pm to
Some years ago at Kincaid Lake a group of friends were out waterskiing.A thunderstorm came up and a lawyer in the group jumped up on front of boat,stretched out his arms and said “ Take me Lord”.

Within seconds a bolt of lightening struck him dead.

If he hadn’t been a lawyer I probably wouldn’t have thought it was so funny.
Posted by jorconalx
alexandria
Member since Aug 2011
8683 posts
Posted on 7/13/23 at 9:58 pm to
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out waterskiing.A thunderstorm came up and a lawyer in the group jumped up on front of boat,stretched out his arms and said “ Take me Lord”.


Lived on Kisatchie Lane from 76 to 86. Not exactly the version I heard
Posted by JPLSU1981
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2005
26444 posts
Posted on 7/13/23 at 10:00 pm to
Lady goes bungy jumping with boyfriend. Instructor says jump, she jumps. He was saying it to her boyfriend…she was not connected yet.

LINK

quote:

Yecenia Morales Gómez leaped off a bridge and fell roughly 150 feet because her harness and bungee cord weren’t attached yet. ADVERTISEMENT The 25-year-old and her boyfriend went to Sky Bungee Jumping Amaga in northern Colombia in July of last year for their first bungee jumping experience. Gómez heard an instructor saying to jump and believed it was directed toward her when it was actually for her boyfriend, according to local reports.
This post was edited on 7/13/23 at 10:03 pm
Posted by auie93
Auburn
Member since Jan 2021
399 posts
Posted on 7/13/23 at 10:13 pm to
Friend growing up had been married about a year and just had a baby. They were at the beach and went to a concert. He realized he left the hotel key in the room and instead of going to the front desk decided to just climb up the side of the building the 10 stories to the room balcony which had an unlocked sliding door. He made it all the way up then slipped at the balcony railing and fell to his death. He was a great guy that made a dumb decision after a few drinks.
Posted by Masterag
'Round Dallas
Member since Sep 2014
18856 posts
Posted on 7/13/23 at 10:14 pm to
People who try to take selfies and fall off a cliff.
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124694 posts
Posted on 7/13/23 at 10:17 pm to
I didn’t know the guys but didn’t a few US citizens go to Ukraine to fight and ended up getting killed

Idiots
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
96902 posts
Posted on 7/13/23 at 10:19 pm to
I’m sure it involved the phrase “hold my beer” somehow.
Posted by VolsOut4Harambe
Atlanta, GA
Member since Sep 2017
12856 posts
Posted on 7/13/23 at 10:24 pm to
Some people once paid $250,000 to go explore 110 year old wrecked ship remains 10,000 feet below the surface of the ocean in an untested and unreliable submersible.
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