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re: Here is a list of animals in rank after humans for intelligence:

Posted on 7/30/17 at 9:21 pm to
Posted by Bourre
Da Parish
Member since Nov 2012
23921 posts
Posted on 7/30/17 at 9:21 pm to
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Here is a list of animals in rank after humans for intelligence:


1a. Chimpanzees
[i]1b. Liberals[/i]
2. Pigs
3. Dolphins
4. Parrots
5. Whales
6. Dogs
7. Octopus
8. Elephants
9. Squirrels
10. Cats
11. Owls
12. Rats
13. Falcons
14. Rhesus monkeys
15. Horses
16. Raccoons
17. Sheep
18. Crows
19. Pigeons
20. Orangutans
21. Sea lions
22. Baboons
23. Ants
24. Spiders
25. Squid
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FIFY
Posted by tarzana
TX Hwy 6-- the Brazos River Valley
Member since Sep 2015
32094 posts
Posted on 7/30/17 at 9:21 pm to
Pigs are ugly, and they taste good.
This post was edited on 7/30/17 at 9:42 pm
Posted by LSURussian
Member since Feb 2005
134923 posts
Posted on 7/30/17 at 9:22 pm to
Hillary didn't....
Posted by Maytheporkbewithyou
Member since Aug 2016
14155 posts
Posted on 7/30/17 at 9:22 pm to
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I've always wondered why animal rights activists never give a shite about the pig. Almost every animal gets a pass in the Top 10 by humans but #2.


Woo Pig Sooie?
Posted by AU86
Member since Aug 2009
26257 posts
Posted on 7/30/17 at 9:24 pm to
Democrats wouldn't make the top 50.
Posted by tarzana
TX Hwy 6-- the Brazos River Valley
Member since Sep 2015
32094 posts
Posted on 7/30/17 at 9:25 pm to
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closest genetic cousins

I think rats and mice would disagree. These rodents have 90% genetic similarity w/ humans.
Posted by TigerintheNO
New Orleans
Member since Jan 2004
44930 posts
Posted on 7/30/17 at 9:35 pm to
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There is no way that squirrels are smarter than orangutans.



Squirrels can measure time, engage in deceit (almost 20% of the buried food storage are fake) even higher if a human is watching. Squirrels are also high adaptable they live everywhere, and have an incredible memory.
Posted by ChexMix
Taste the Deliciousness
Member since Apr 2014
25494 posts
Posted on 7/30/17 at 9:38 pm to
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7. Octopus
I would put this at number 1
Posted by Wildcat In Germany
Metro Atlanta
Member since May 2017
3094 posts
Posted on 7/30/17 at 9:41 pm to
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There is no way that squirrels are smarter than orangutans.


Have you seen them trying to make it to a bird feeder? They're suicidal but they're not stupid.
Posted by CGSC Lobotomy
Member since Sep 2011
81611 posts
Posted on 7/30/17 at 9:42 pm to
26. Democrat voters
Posted by burke985
UGANDA
Member since Aug 2011
28936 posts
Posted on 7/30/17 at 9:44 pm to
I mean on that list everything is fair game in the eezes countries, maybe get input from them on what stuff tastes like
Posted by tarzana
TX Hwy 6-- the Brazos River Valley
Member since Sep 2015
32094 posts
Posted on 7/30/17 at 9:48 pm to
I think the rat should be ahead of dogs and cats. Rats are small animals which are nearly blind and yet they're capable of solving complex mazes. Like humans, they see cause and effect relationships: they will avoid bait if they notice another rat became sick from eating the bait. Same thing with trap avoidance.
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
79993 posts
Posted on 7/30/17 at 9:50 pm to
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16. Raccoons

Underrated
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19. Pigeons
20. Orangutans
21. Sea lions
22. Baboons

What?
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We rarely eat the Top 10 as humans but we consume pork like crazy.

Pigs reproduce readily. Good luck domesticating Dolphin and whale. I'd taste both though, if offered.
Posted by bmy
Nashville
Member since Oct 2007
48203 posts
Posted on 7/30/17 at 10:16 pm to
Pigs are incredibly intelligent.. but octopuses are easily in the top 5 on this planet.
This post was edited on 7/30/17 at 10:21 pm
Posted by bmy
Nashville
Member since Oct 2007
48203 posts
Posted on 7/30/17 at 10:17 pm to
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Pigs reproduce readily. Good luck domesticating Dolphin and whale. I'd taste both though, if offered.


what fricking reality do you live in?

Dolphins

Check out this dolphins reaction lmao
This post was edited on 7/30/17 at 10:20 pm
Posted by TexasTiger89
Houston, TX
Member since Feb 2005
26780 posts
Posted on 7/30/17 at 10:20 pm to
Squid are intelligent?
Posted by 225bred
COYS
Member since Jun 2011
21019 posts
Posted on 7/30/17 at 10:29 pm to
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I have eaten 3 of the top 10 multiple times


I would guess: pig, octopus, squirrel?

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, while only 2 of the next 15.



Horse and Sheep?
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
79993 posts
Posted on 7/30/17 at 11:12 pm to
So you think a set up like that to farm dolphins is as easy and cheap as raising pigs?
Posted by Yat27
Austin
Member since Nov 2010
8364 posts
Posted on 7/30/17 at 11:49 pm to
Dolphins and dogs are my two favorite animals on that list. Chimpanzees are fricking assholes.
Posted by moneyg
Member since Jun 2006
63075 posts
Posted on 7/31/17 at 7:00 am to
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We rarely eat the Top 10 as humans


How often do we eat 11-24?


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