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re: Here is a list of animals in rank after humans for intelligence:
Posted on 7/30/17 at 9:21 pm to mizzoubuckeyeiowa
Posted on 7/30/17 at 9:21 pm to mizzoubuckeyeiowa
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Here is a list of animals in rank after humans for intelligence:
1a. Chimpanzees
[i]1b. Liberals[/i]
2. Pigs
3. Dolphins
4. Parrots
5. Whales
6. Dogs
7. Octopus
8. Elephants
9. Squirrels
10. Cats
11. Owls
12. Rats
13. Falcons
14. Rhesus monkeys
15. Horses
16. Raccoons
17. Sheep
18. Crows
19. Pigeons
20. Orangutans
21. Sea lions
22. Baboons
23. Ants
24. Spiders
25. Squid
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FIFY
Posted on 7/30/17 at 9:21 pm to mizzoubuckeyeiowa
Pigs are ugly, and they taste good.
This post was edited on 7/30/17 at 9:42 pm
Posted on 7/30/17 at 9:22 pm to mizzoubuckeyeiowa
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I've always wondered why animal rights activists never give a shite about the pig. Almost every animal gets a pass in the Top 10 by humans but #2.
Woo Pig Sooie?
Posted on 7/30/17 at 9:24 pm to mizzoubuckeyeiowa
Democrats wouldn't make the top 50.
Posted on 7/30/17 at 9:25 pm to OMLandshark
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closest genetic cousins
I think rats and mice would disagree. These rodents have 90% genetic similarity w/ humans.
Posted on 7/30/17 at 9:35 pm to Vastmind
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There is no way that squirrels are smarter than orangutans.
Squirrels can measure time, engage in deceit (almost 20% of the buried food storage are fake) even higher if a human is watching. Squirrels are also high adaptable they live everywhere, and have an incredible memory.
Posted on 7/30/17 at 9:38 pm to mizzoubuckeyeiowa
quote:I would put this at number 1
7. Octopus
Posted on 7/30/17 at 9:41 pm to Vastmind
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There is no way that squirrels are smarter than orangutans.
Have you seen them trying to make it to a bird feeder? They're suicidal but they're not stupid.
Posted on 7/30/17 at 9:42 pm to mizzoubuckeyeiowa
26. Democrat voters
Posted on 7/30/17 at 9:44 pm to CGSC Lobotomy
I mean on that list everything is fair game in the eezes countries, maybe get input from them on what stuff tastes like
Posted on 7/30/17 at 9:48 pm to ChexMix
I think the rat should be ahead of dogs and cats. Rats are small animals which are nearly blind and yet they're capable of solving complex mazes. Like humans, they see cause and effect relationships: they will avoid bait if they notice another rat became sick from eating the bait. Same thing with trap avoidance.
Posted on 7/30/17 at 9:50 pm to mizzoubuckeyeiowa
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16. Raccoons
Underrated
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19. Pigeons
20. Orangutans
21. Sea lions
22. Baboons
What?
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We rarely eat the Top 10 as humans but we consume pork like crazy.
Pigs reproduce readily. Good luck domesticating Dolphin and whale. I'd taste both though, if offered.
Posted on 7/30/17 at 10:16 pm to mizzoubuckeyeiowa
Pigs are incredibly intelligent.. but octopuses are easily in the top 5 on this planet.
This post was edited on 7/30/17 at 10:21 pm
Posted on 7/30/17 at 10:17 pm to Jake88
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Pigs reproduce readily. Good luck domesticating Dolphin and whale. I'd taste both though, if offered.
what fricking reality do you live in?
Dolphins
Check out this dolphins reaction lmao
This post was edited on 7/30/17 at 10:20 pm
Posted on 7/30/17 at 10:20 pm to mizzoubuckeyeiowa
Squid are intelligent?
Posted on 7/30/17 at 10:29 pm to GRTiger
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I have eaten 3 of the top 10 multiple times
I would guess: pig, octopus, squirrel?
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, while only 2 of the next 15.
Horse and Sheep?
Posted on 7/30/17 at 11:12 pm to bmy
So you think a set up like that to farm dolphins is as easy and cheap as raising pigs?
Posted on 7/30/17 at 11:49 pm to mizzoubuckeyeiowa
Dolphins and dogs are my two favorite animals on that list. Chimpanzees are fricking assholes. 
Posted on 7/31/17 at 7:00 am to mizzoubuckeyeiowa
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We rarely eat the Top 10 as humans
How often do we eat 11-24?
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