Maytheporkbewithyou

[quote]Cutting grass?[/quote] I filled up my 5 gallon can last week for my mower and some dude was staring at me like I was hoarding the supply. This stuff is so stupid....

Tornados suck!...

[quote]Dudes with 4 names[/quote] 4 first names, at that....

[quote]Has Obama come out?[/quote] Thought those mom jeans were a clear indication. [quote]in public support of Biden yet?[/quote] Oh, my bad. Probably trting to put some distance between Biden and himself. Wouldn't you? ...

[quote]What happens if this bill gets voted down?[/quote] Then taxpayers win....

[quote]FactCheck[/quote] [quote]Can someone please link it for me and confirm it is actually the Bill being negotiated over the last few days that the country needs?[/quote] Shouldn't that be the Fact Checker's job?...

Well, it's not like we could be any worse than last season....

$6,000,000,000,000. WTF? I think I'm going to buy a submarine and the moon. Who cares if I can afford it....

Shawshank Toilet Paper or Toilet Paper Redemption ...

Chicken, I would love to get my hands on one of these shirts. (Just don't know how long my TP situation is going to hold up and this would make a nice backup)...

[quote]Instead of spending 2 trillion on stimuli and bailouts, negotiate with creditors...specifically auto, credit card[/quote] Oh, hold on while I trade in all my vehicles and max out all my credit cards. Hell, my 10 year old son needs his first truck so I'm going to buy him one too....

Why not? The media will blame it all on Trump and the Republicans. ...

5AM...

I don't understand wiping out the laundry detergent supplies. Did these frickers not wash their clothes before this virus?...

[quote]Your guns and ammunition wouldn’t stop a destroyer or a fight jet.[/quote] Oh ffs, where do these ideas come from? Does anybody really think the US military is going to deploy against its own citizens? ...

[quote]I was 6 and had family actively involve me in education courses, family farm activities, and hunting[/quote] That's cool, but I grew up in a family where nobody hunted or owned a gun. These were not libs either. I made the decision after I moved out on my own to buy a gun and also to start...

[quote]Ignoring them.[/quote] ...

[quote]Anti Gun people now want guns[/quote] Going to be a lot of self inflicted gun shot wounds....

A Study In Scarlet and The Hound Of The Baskervilles by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle ...

"So brave!"...