Favorite team:LSU 
Location:TX Hwy 6--Brazos River Backwater
Biography:Class of '75 gold ring
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Johnny Bench was the best. He was a Hall of Famer for sure his first year in the big leagues-- 1968....

re: African Grey Parrots

Posted by tarzana on 6/17/24 at 10:58 pm
[quote]They really do understand the context of what they say and hear[/quote] Highly doubtful. That would require abstract thought and association of words not only with objects, but also concepts. I think this sort of mental processing is beyond the capacity of even the smartest mammals, much les...
[quote]This talk of Biden being removed or replaced in November election[/quote] ... is nothing more than a masturbatory fantasy percolating among MAGA republicans who know they can't beat him in a one-on-one campaign...

re: New slang that you hate

Posted by tarzana on 6/17/24 at 8:54 pm
Busking, jizz, and "that's SO you" ...
[quote]What would it take[/quote] In my case, two Rolaids tablets-- each one adsorbs 37 times its own weight in excess gas [quote]to abandon Trump[/quote] Common sense. ...

re: Angel Reese is a clown

Posted by tarzana on 6/16/24 at 6:58 pm
She's a dang competitor, not a "clown." Please tell me you've never played a down of football or any other team sport....

re: ZY Alexander

Posted by tarzana on 6/16/24 at 6:53 pm
[quote]be able to put up a bunch of points[/quote] I feel pretty good about the O. Solid, veteran O-line should offset any weaknesses that may appear in the running game. I just hope the offense doesn't become too dependent on Nuss slinging it downfield....

re: Questionable Calls - NSFW

Posted by tarzana on 6/16/24 at 4:00 pm
Can't disagree with you more ...
The Republicans are to blame for our current immigration disorder. They should have crafted a law regulating immigration when they had both houses of Congress and Trump in the Oval Office; instead, crickets....
[quote]Dude is a crook[/quote] Certainly The Donald would know a crook. He just looks in the mirror each day ...

re: Questionable Calls - NSFW

Posted by tarzana on 6/16/24 at 9:56 am
Kara DiaGuardi...

re: Women ruin Father's Day

Posted by tarzana on 6/16/24 at 8:55 am
[quote]her name is gertie and she's a doll[/quote] Close. Her name is Hjordis, and she's a Scandinavian siren ...
[quote]only way you can get an STD is through ......sex[/quote] It's not that simple. Gono and CT can be transmitted through fomites, most infamously toilet seats. I've actually used toilets with seats slathered with what appeared to be urethral discharge, but not before wiping that seat down thoro...
I don't know if there's a written CDC recommendation on the subject, but here's proper hygiene postvoid: 1. Take a leak 2. Always put seat down 3. Flush, conserving water usage, if possible 4. Moisten both hands thoroughly with sanitizer and/or IsopOH; rub it in, rub it in. 5. Rinse with rap...
[quote]Lincoln initiated a war [/quote] No he did not...

re: This is the year of McMahon?

Posted by tarzana on 6/15/24 at 5:55 pm
I think he makes the tourney next year. This past campaign was somewhat of a surprise, improving from 2-16 SEC to 9-9. No one expected that, and they appeared to have turned the corner late in the season with back to back upsets of the Gamecocks and the Cats...
[quote]an unexpected surprise [/quote] They'll soon regret it when the hoi polloi no longer get their benefits, and take to the streets....

re: 270 to 268 Biden wins

Posted by tarzana on 6/15/24 at 4:58 pm
[quote]Georgia voters are smarter[/quote] Stands to reason. They also play better football in Georgia than Ohio....

re: 270 to 268 Biden wins

Posted by tarzana on 6/15/24 at 12:49 pm
Exactly. Trump is the epitome of a "loserman."...

re: 270 to 268 Biden wins

Posted by tarzana on 6/15/24 at 12:44 pm
[quote]get at least one of the rust belt states[/quote] He'll get Indiana and possibly Ohio, and Iowa....