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re: Yougov polling: % of men who sit down to urinate, by nation

Posted on 5/17/25 at 12:18 pm to
Posted by chinese58
NELA. after 30 years in Dallas.
Member since Jun 2004
33112 posts
Posted on 5/17/25 at 12:18 pm to
quote:

If I'm chillin, I'm sitting on the toilet. There's literally 0 reason to be weirded out about it
That water is cold, son.





































This ain't a brag.




















I'm 66, and my balls hang down that far.
Posted by WhiskeyThrottle
Weatherford Tx
Member since Nov 2017
6896 posts
Posted on 5/17/25 at 12:19 pm to
I pee sitting down and shite standing up.
Posted by Stealth Matrix
29°59'55.98"N 90°05'21.85"W
Member since Aug 2019
10798 posts
Posted on 5/17/25 at 12:20 pm to
In public places, pee standing up.

In my home, case by case basis. (Is it 4am and the lights are off? Am I drunk and/or high? Does my leg hurt? Are there guests over and I don't want them listening to me pee?)
Posted by JEC119
Alabama
Member since Apr 2024
2113 posts
Posted on 5/17/25 at 12:22 pm to
quote:

other than your fathers fricking you all up.


I think you have that confused with what your father did to you.

Posted by Gus007
TN
Member since Jul 2018
13994 posts
Posted on 5/17/25 at 12:57 pm to
quote:

There's literally 0 reason to be weirded out about it other than your fathers fricking you all up.


How old are you?

At age ten I could Pee over a rail fence.

At age 82, its easier standing and I empty better, if standing.
Is that a substantial reason to stand?
Posted by Old Money
LSU
Member since Sep 2012
40999 posts
Posted on 5/17/25 at 1:01 pm to
I sit at home sometimes but never in public. Idk why but my spray is wide sometimes and I’m too old to be pissing on the seat man
Posted by Odysseus32
Member since Dec 2009
9688 posts
Posted on 5/17/25 at 1:05 pm to
quote:

Is that a substantial reason to stand?


I don't care if you sit or stand.

My point is that there's not one single reason for people to feel weird or insecure about sitting while peeing.

It means nothing.
Posted by TackySweater
Member since Dec 2020
24650 posts
Posted on 5/17/25 at 1:07 pm to
quote:

We get it baw, your entire masculine identity is tied to how you take a leak.

Guess we found another lol
Posted by markthetiger
alexandria
Member since Aug 2005
1234 posts
Posted on 5/17/25 at 1:11 pm to
If you have any prostate issues or God forbid prostate cancer, you’ll sit down and pee
Posted by Faurot fodder
Member since Jul 2019
6400 posts
Posted on 5/17/25 at 1:16 pm to
You haven't lived until you sit on one of those bad boys while taking a shite. BTW, anyone who sits to pee is Adam Schiff, so piss accordingly.
Posted by Willie Stroker
Member since Sep 2008
15554 posts
Posted on 5/17/25 at 1:31 pm to
Seems to have a correlation with average male height.

Posted by frequent flyer
USA
Member since Jul 2021
3380 posts
Posted on 5/17/25 at 1:31 pm to
Unless you are already sitting for number 2 or physically struggle to stand…why not just stand?

Being able to quickly use a urinal without dropping the pants is an actual male privilege. And it’s a big part of why you usually don’t see lines for the men’s room.
This post was edited on 5/17/25 at 1:35 pm
Posted by frequent flyer
USA
Member since Jul 2021
3380 posts
Posted on 5/17/25 at 1:34 pm to
quote:

If you have any prostate issues or God forbid prostate cancer, you’ll sit down and pee


Health reasons are valid reasons. Bad prostate, bad knees or back, etc.

But otherwise standing to pee is the best way to get in and out quickly.
Posted by bad93ex
Walnut Cove
Member since Sep 2018
33837 posts
Posted on 5/17/25 at 1:37 pm to
The emasculation within Germany is amazing

They’re so proud of not being proud
This post was edited on 5/17/25 at 1:38 pm
Posted by Mo Jeaux
Member since Aug 2008
62154 posts
Posted on 5/17/25 at 1:40 pm to
quote:

The emasculation within Germany is amazing

They’re so proud of not being proud


That’s what happens when you’re conquered by communists. And the Soviet Union.
Posted by LSUTANGERINE
Baton Rouge and Northshore LA
Member since Sep 2006
37687 posts
Posted on 5/17/25 at 1:59 pm to
When standing up, I often find splash droplets on the floor or shoes, even when hitting the bowl. But it certainly is a lot quicker and less hassle.
Posted by BayouFann
CenLa
Member since Jun 2012
7147 posts
Posted on 5/17/25 at 2:08 pm to
Lets congregate and discuss how other men use the restroom
Posted by MRTigerFan
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2008
6283 posts
Posted on 5/17/25 at 2:12 pm to
quote:

when I feel a suspicious fart.

Ever since the incident at work last year they're all suspicious now. Coincidentally the incident was while I was at the urinal. My whole life I've heard old men say to never trust a fart and now I know why
This post was edited on 5/17/25 at 2:14 pm
Posted by UptownJoeBrown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2024
6599 posts
Posted on 5/17/25 at 2:16 pm to
You’re not a man if you sit down to pee.
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
100006 posts
Posted on 5/17/25 at 2:43 pm to
Men who sit to pee also utilize these chairs at hotels


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