Faurot fodder

re: Not sure whether to laugh or cry at this point...

Posted by Faurot fodder on 1/5/26 at 3:11 pm to BoCam2

Auburn War Eagle Bull Tigers

re: Currently 40th in incoming player rankings

Posted by Faurot fodder on 1/5/26 at 11:58 am to notsince98

quote:
Sounds rational.

Sorry folks, but rational ain't exactly a word I would use to describe this thread. How bout we judge the portal season when it's over, not just the beginning?

re: Fat little TTech girlfriends

Posted by Faurot fodder on 1/5/26 at 9:42 am to That LSU Guy

Really miss this dude!

re: I don’t think things are going to plan with the Lane hire

Posted by Faurot fodder on 1/5/26 at 7:34 am to llfshoals

quote:
You pushed it when you hired him.

re: Fat little TTech girlfriends

Posted by Faurot fodder on 1/5/26 at 7:21 am to BluegrassBelle

No "Delta, Delta, Delta, can I help ya, help ya, help ya?"

re: Fat little TTech girlfriends

Posted by Faurot fodder on 1/5/26 at 7:06 am to BluegrassBelle

Thought you might appreciate a name drop. Have you used your charms to secure Sam?

re: Fat little TTech girlfriends

Posted by Faurot fodder on 1/5/26 at 6:58 am to UKWildcats

I'm ready for it. Love it, Live it, Leavitt

Fat little TTech girlfriends

Posted by Faurot fodder on 1/5/26 at 6:49 am

The Pirate tried to warn us about them, and how much pull they have in Lubbock. Sorsby may have been seduced by the Red Stick sick kid cash, had it not been for the pull of his girlfriend's tacos back to west Texas.

Hopefully, for y'all corndogs, Leavitt hasn't already hooked up with some Blugrassbell that will draw him back to Lexington, but there's just no way that will happen. Not with the portal king reigning down.

Portal king - 0
Fat girlfriends- 1
The Pirate - infinity

re: Big transfer portal entry from Alabama

Posted by Faurot fodder on 1/4/26 at 1:54 pm to Hugh McElroy

Oh play me some Hoosier music!

re: Brace yourself fellow LSU fans - Kiffin has indicated he is willing to move on

Posted by Faurot fodder on 1/4/26 at 11:56 am to Wolfhound45

LSU is Venezuelan farm team.

re: Saturday SEC basketball

Posted by Faurot fodder on 1/4/26 at 11:27 am to Jrv2damac

Maybe if they would have written "Central" on their jerseys last night they'd be victorious.

re: Austin Simmons

Posted by Faurot fodder on 1/3/26 at 11:17 am to BlacknGoldNuts

Not gonna lie, I'm kinda hoping Trinidad gets some serious leg cramps throughout the Miami game and our boy comes up to bat a few times.

re: 2026 Portal Tracker

Posted by Faurot fodder on 1/3/26 at 10:27 am to TampaTiger87

Yeah, but it didn't work. TTech had more lettuce to buy Romaine. Hopefully we won't get stuck on an Iceberg. That could be a disaster of Titanic proportions.

You know what....it's probably a good thing he's being prognosticated to tech. I'd end up getting on my own nerves with these puns.