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Would you rather be light or sound?

Posted on 9/7/26 at 9:41 am
Posted by weagle1999
Member since May 2025
3957 posts
Posted on 9/7/26 at 9:41 am
Light is the fastest thing in the universe and can travel across almost infinitely far distances. But it can be stopped by a piece of paper.

Or

Sound is much slower but is very difficult to stop and can physically move things. Where light is the super sprinter, sounds is the relentless wave.

Posted by Stexas
SWLA
Member since May 2013
7182 posts
Posted on 9/7/26 at 9:41 am to
It’s not even 10 o’clock and how many pots have you smoked?
Posted by TDsngumbo
Member since Oct 2011
51976 posts
Posted on 9/7/26 at 9:41 am to
I’m already light in the bed. Turn me on and BAM, I’m done.
Posted by Buzz Lightbeer
Member since Feb 2018
2829 posts
Posted on 9/7/26 at 9:42 am to
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
85711 posts
Posted on 9/7/26 at 9:43 am to
Do I get to pick what sound I am? I want to be a queef
Posted by auggie
Opelika, Alabama
Member since Aug 2013
32046 posts
Posted on 9/7/26 at 9:44 am to
Light beer weighs the same as regular beer.
Just want to point that out on Labor Day. Don't exceed the weight limits on your pontoon boat!
This post was edited on 9/7/26 at 9:48 am
Posted by BestBanker
Member since Nov 2011
19774 posts
Posted on 9/7/26 at 9:49 am to
Pete Rozelle
Posted by forkedintheroad
Member since Feb 2025
2828 posts
Posted on 9/7/26 at 9:49 am to
Fun fact, due to relativity the amount of time a light wave experiences from its own reference frame is zero (from creation to its end, no matter how far that is). So if you were light, you would never even know it even if you travelled the cosmos.
Posted by Rex Feral
Somewhere near Athens
Member since Jan 2014
17268 posts
Posted on 9/7/26 at 10:06 am to
Smell. I giant rank fart.
Posted by SG_Geaux
Beautiful St George, LA
Member since Aug 2004
80952 posts
Posted on 9/7/26 at 10:20 am to
Posted by RichJ
The Land of the CoonAss
Member since Nov 2016
6283 posts
Posted on 9/7/26 at 10:35 am to
quote:

light or sound?


Me boom, big BOOM...
Posted by TexasTiger33
United States of America
Member since Feb 2022
16381 posts
Posted on 9/7/26 at 10:40 am to
Light and Sound are emanations from the same Universal Source. Light is the more subtle, higher emanation while Sound is the more powerful, active one.

That's enough woo woo stuff for me today. Happy Labor Day!
Posted by nealnan8
Atlanta
Member since Oct 2016
5237 posts
Posted on 9/7/26 at 12:44 pm to
I would rather be your therapist. I could retire wealthy.
Posted by meeple
Carcassonne
Member since May 2011
11530 posts
Posted on 9/7/26 at 12:49 pm to
quote:

But it can be stopped by a piece of paper.


Except for a

Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
76454 posts
Posted on 9/7/26 at 12:58 pm to
The light’s mother sounded like a surgeon.
Posted by Obtuse1
Westside Bodymore Yo
Member since Sep 2016
31321 posts
Posted on 9/7/26 at 1:03 pm to
quote:

Sound is much slower but is very difficult to stop and can physically move things.


Light can move matter as well.

I would be sound though it can go around corners.
Posted by Raoul Stimulato
Hale Bopp Comet
Member since Sep 2022
2657 posts
Posted on 9/7/26 at 1:04 pm to
I’d rather be a bald eagle

That would be badasss
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
198389 posts
Posted on 9/7/26 at 1:14 pm to
sound


all the reasons stated plus its sneakier



happy L day DV ers
This post was edited on 9/7/26 at 2:35 pm
Posted by FutureMikeVIII
Houston
Member since Sep 2011
1852 posts
Posted on 9/7/26 at 2:31 pm to
Light doesn’t experience time, so you wouldn’t even know you existed. Gotta be sound.
Posted by BigDropper
Member since Jul 2009
8895 posts
Posted on 9/7/26 at 5:29 pm to
Light as a particle or as a wave?
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