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FutureMikeVIII
| Favorite team: | Rice  |
| Location: | Houston |
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| Number of Posts: | 1705 |
| Registered on: | 9/10/2011 |
| Online Status: | Online |
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re: Reacher whupped some arse!
Posted by FutureMikeVIII on 3/25/26 at 10:50 am to baldona
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If you are a celebrity or have a net worth north of $10 mil, I think you'd be absolutely crazy to not have a camera on all of your vehicles front and back
Absolutely saved his arse in this instance, too. The douchbag neighbor got his half of the story out first, trying to play the victim. Luckily Ritchson had all the receipts.
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re: Trump: ‘This war has been won, the only one that likes to keep it going is the fake news’
Posted by FutureMikeVIII on 3/24/26 at 3:23 pm to hawgfaninc
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This war has been won
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we still have objectives to achieve
re: Justin Waller - Manosphere (Netflix)
Posted by FutureMikeVIII on 3/21/26 at 8:56 pm to andwesway
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You're that chode nobody wants to really be around at the company picnic.
In reality, she’s a secretary.
re: That Joe Biden is one tough son of a bitch
Posted by FutureMikeVIII on 3/20/26 at 10:00 pm to davyjones
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Wanna grab some beers after we get off tonight,
I already got off, isn’t that what we were doing? I do want some beers tho.
re: That Joe Biden is one tough son of a bitch
Posted by FutureMikeVIII on 3/20/26 at 9:52 pm to davyjones
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My wife made a lasagna
I’ve eaten that beefy lasagna several times. Delectable
re: That Joe Biden is one tough son of a bitch
Posted by FutureMikeVIII on 3/20/26 at 9:44 pm to davyjones
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Speaking of, how’s your wife been doing? Her tailbone still broken from our last visit?
No, she’s grown a full on tail now. Her balance is impeccable though, so I guess thanks?
re: That Joe Biden is one tough son of a bitch
Posted by FutureMikeVIII on 3/20/26 at 9:36 pm to davyjones
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Whoa, I was really seriously joking the entire time. I feel like a real jerk. Are you ok?
I also feel like I’ve had the same ridiculous tone. Are you good?
re: That Joe Biden is one tough son of a bitch
Posted by FutureMikeVIII on 3/20/26 at 9:32 pm to davyjones
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Tell you what, I’ll give her a couple of extra pumps, no charge.
Ooooh man, I will never recover from this! So sick, bro!
re: That Joe Biden is one tough son of a bitch
Posted by FutureMikeVIII on 3/20/26 at 9:31 pm to Pvt Hudson
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The CIA has the cure for cancer.
He ate the paste and got some iron nailed to his feet. Problem solved.
re: That Joe Biden is one tough son of a bitch
Posted by FutureMikeVIII on 3/20/26 at 9:28 pm to davyjones
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You trying to like fluff me or something bro, for your wife? You can let her know I don’t need no fluffing. I’m ready on demand.
Oh man, I know. Normally you need a dude to get you fluffed. I’m literally in the chair, cum cuck me, bro.
re: That Joe Biden is one tough son of a bitch
Posted by FutureMikeVIII on 3/20/26 at 9:15 pm to davyjones
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Was it? Well thank you.
Yeah, bro, original and hilarious
re: That Joe Biden is one tough son of a bitch
Posted by FutureMikeVIII on 3/20/26 at 9:09 pm to davyjones
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I’ll be touching your wife’s grass later on.
frickin sick burn, bro
re: That Joe Biden is one tough son of a bitch
Posted by FutureMikeVIII on 3/20/26 at 8:45 pm to FLTech
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It's almost like he completely beat his cancer that he was diagnosed with over a year ago.
Are we really dunking on people because they didn’t die quick enough for our liking? Touch grass, pussy
re: ‘Shiny’ geometric mystery object spotted on Mars
Posted by FutureMikeVIII on 3/15/26 at 8:58 am to Darth_Vader
fricking Avi Loeb again.
re: Netanyahu: we are becoming a global superpower
Posted by FutureMikeVIII on 3/14/26 at 9:58 pm to EphesianArmor
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I could also blow you away with "data" to back up my assertion
The scare quotes around your “data” is truly top notch. Well done.
re: Panama City must be really struggling- Spring Break spinoff
Posted by FutureMikeVIII on 3/12/26 at 4:32 am to bott18240
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I paid it simply out of the fact they took the time to do it.
Goddammit, meemaw, you are the reason that scammers exist.
re: Gas just hit $3.50 in Ohio
Posted by FutureMikeVIII on 3/8/26 at 6:02 pm to tigerinthebueche
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Yes I’d rather save .65/gallon and have the world’s largest state sponsor of terrorism get a nuclear bomb
Our god emperor obliterated their entire nuclear program just a few months ago, though
re: Japanese lady wet tee shirt contest [[added clarification]]
Posted by FutureMikeVIII on 3/6/26 at 12:37 am to Trevaylin
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March of 1984 we had been in the engineering office for 8 months
How fricking old are you?
re: Drone video of 2 wolves chasing a rabbit
Posted by FutureMikeVIII on 3/2/26 at 1:35 pm to Deepwood
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Pretty sure this one is AI
Yeah, this is fake as shite
re: I apologize to everyone, was not doing well last night.
Posted by FutureMikeVIII on 2/28/26 at 10:07 pm to drizztiger
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I admitted whole heartedly that I’m intoxicated tonight. That doesn’t excuse me or my behavior. I’ve already apologized. And I mean it.
Bruh, take a break.
re: Science confirms earthquake described by the Gospel of Matthew at the Crucifixion...
Posted by FutureMikeVIII on 2/27/26 at 7:56 am to ole man
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If you care to, just look up Ron Wyatt and all of his Biblical dicoveries quite intersting [sic]
Good god, even Answers in Genesis called that dude a fraud. You know it’s bad when creationists aren’t dumb enough to believe you.
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