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re: Women don't understand the secret unwritten code of the mens' public bathroom

Posted on 6/17/26 at 8:07 pm to
Posted by drexyl
Mingovia
Member since Sep 2005
23421 posts
Posted on 6/17/26 at 8:07 pm to
Dude. You don’t go in the ladies room. He fricked up.
Posted by AlterDWI
Pattern Noticing, Alabama
Member since Nov 2012
6332 posts
Posted on 6/17/26 at 8:12 pm to
Normally, I would agree, but we didn't see the state of the mens bathroom. It could have been revolting. Like I said, I defer to the dad's intuition on this.
Posted by Wildman 22
SW Ms
Member since Jun 2023
233 posts
Posted on 6/17/26 at 8:20 pm to
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touching your dick with two fingers



If you only got enough for 2 fingers now we know why your wife is pissed off.

I have a young daughter and most of the South La citizens don't know how to use a public bathroom without pissing everywhere and making it nasty as frick, so yes I have asked a female employee or any female who happens to walk by if they mind checking if it's empty and also if they mind standing by for just a moment while I go in for my daughter to use the bathroom. I have never been told no.
This post was edited on 6/18/26 at 9:07 am
Posted by Willie Stroker
Member since Sep 2008
17062 posts
Posted on 6/17/26 at 8:26 pm to
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#3 - You don't choose a urinal beside another man unless it's the only option available. You always leave a buffer if you are able. If you break this rule, you are gay. That's the rule.

This is the only one I occasionally violate.

It depends on the target. If there’s some obnoxious baw in there, or some hood rat, I step up next to him just to make him feel vulnerable and uncomfortable.

It has never led to fisticuffs.
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
66408 posts
Posted on 6/17/26 at 8:31 pm to
That dude at the door is a huge queer. And not the ghey kind. What a pussy. These women couldn't hold it for 2 mins while this family was using it. Pathetic. I guess it would have been OK if he was wearing a dress and yelling "ITS MA'AM!!!!"
Posted by HagaDaga
Member since Oct 2020
8679 posts
Posted on 6/17/26 at 8:37 pm to
A bit back I walked into the bathroom and first thing I saw was this probably 7ish yo girl using the air dryer. I said "oops" and walked out thinking I walked into the women's bathroom. Then I realized I didn't and went in and the dad washing his sons hands, and the little girl wad now just standing there staring at the urinals i guess trying to understand them and baffled.

Dad looked at me and kind of apologized and I just told him it's no biggie and kind of stood there waiting for them to finish up and leave. Last thing I needed to do was use the urinal had have me teach the little girl how they are used
Posted by DestrehanTiger
Houston, TX by way of Louisiana
Member since Nov 2005
13645 posts
Posted on 6/17/26 at 8:48 pm to
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Dude. You don’t go in the ladies room. He fricked up.


It looked like a single restroom and there were two girls in it (his daughters). What difference does it make if he was in there with them? Someone else in the thread said the old guy was pissed because his wife and mother had to wait. Well, if anything, going in there with his daughters would speed up the entire process. The bald guy looks like an obtrusive moron.
This post was edited on 6/17/26 at 8:50 pm
Posted by CubsFanBudMan
Member since Jul 2008
6239 posts
Posted on 6/17/26 at 9:23 pm to
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Rule #5 is if there are other guys in there you make an attempt to wash your hands


Reminds me of a joke from the 80s when LSU and Tulane played every year. LSU fan and Tulane fan are finishing up in the bathroom at halftime. Tulane fan stops to wash his hands are the LSU fan heads out. The Tulane fan says to the LSU fan, at Tulane they teach us to wash our hands after using the bathroom. LSU fan replies at LSU they teach us not to piss on our hands.
Posted by AlterDWI
Pattern Noticing, Alabama
Member since Nov 2012
6332 posts
Posted on 6/18/26 at 3:53 am to
quote:

This is the only one I occasionally violate.

It depends on the target. If there’s some obnoxious baw in there, or some hood rat, I step up next to him just to make him feel vulnerable and uncomfortable.

It has never led to fisticuffs


You are gay. Sorry, I don't make the rules.
Posted by Jwils
Member since Jan 2012
1856 posts
Posted on 6/18/26 at 6:57 am to
Always answered with "get your hand out of it".
Posted by Strannix
C.S.A.
Member since Dec 2012
54176 posts
Posted on 6/18/26 at 7:02 am to
How do these bigot Karens know he doesn't identify as non- binary????
Posted by UFFan
Planet earth, Milky Way Galaxy
Member since Aug 2016
3861 posts
Posted on 6/18/26 at 7:02 am to
What if you're in a stall? Then can you only talk to people in another stall?
Posted by dallastiger55
Jennings, LA
Member since Jan 2010
35023 posts
Posted on 6/18/26 at 7:03 am to
That dad was being a huge douche bag though
Posted by OceanMan
Member since Mar 2010
23411 posts
Posted on 6/18/26 at 7:11 am to
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Normally, I would agree, but we didn't see the state of the mens bathroom. It could have been revolting. Like I said, I defer to the dad's intuition on this.


That’s correct. This is a gas station bathroom right? The likelihood of it being an absolute disaster is well over 50%.

And I’m not watching the video, but the thumbnail looks like the guy with the problem is also in the women’s bathroom? This is such a stupid story. If they were the only ones on there, let them do their business and everyone go on their way. Calling the cops over something like this is selfish behavior to waste public resources and shows no discretion.
Posted by bayoudude
Member since Dec 2007
25928 posts
Posted on 6/18/26 at 7:11 am to
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I don’t think I’ve ever really seen a penis in the bathroom either, now that I think about it.


Back in the days of the wall trough with no divider it was pretty common and unavoidable if shoulder to shoulder at the trough for a sporting event etc
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
157254 posts
Posted on 6/18/26 at 7:27 am to
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What if you're in a stall? Then can you only talk to people in another stall?

In a stall you don't talk to anyone and just handle your business and leave.

Don't get me wrong, I don't care to talk to anybody in the bathroom really.

quote:

Back in the days of the wall trough with no divider it was pretty common and unavoidable if shoulder to shoulder at the trough for a sporting event etc

As mentioned in the OP, sporting events are the exception.
Posted by JohnnyKilroy
Cajun Navy Vice Admiral
Member since Oct 2012
41858 posts
Posted on 6/18/26 at 7:35 am to
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Back in the days of the wall trough with no divider it was pretty common and unavoidable if shoulder to shoulder at the trough for a sporting event etc



???

I've pissed in Tiger stadium hundreds of times and never saw another dude's dick.
Posted by UserAlreadyExists
God’s country
Member since Feb 2026
138 posts
Posted on 6/18/26 at 7:37 am to
Used to have to take out the trash in the bathrooms at Winn Dixie in high school when we were closing. Womens bathrooms were BY FAR more disgusting than the men’s room. Always thought it was the weirdest thing
Posted by LSUfan4444
Member since Mar 2004
57328 posts
Posted on 6/18/26 at 7:40 am to
Up to the dad. Nobody should care this much about such trivial shite
Posted by Lonnie Utah
Utah!
Member since Jul 2012
35168 posts
Posted on 6/18/26 at 7:58 am to
Karen has been ousted... From Starkvegas...

This post was edited on 6/18/26 at 8:02 am
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