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re: Women don't understand the secret unwritten code of the mens' public bathroom

Posted on 6/17/26 at 8:07 pm to
Posted by drexyl
Mingovia
Member since Sep 2005
23408 posts
Posted on 6/17/26 at 8:07 pm to
Dude. You don’t go in the ladies room. He fricked up.
Posted by AlterDWI
Pattern Noticing, Alabama
Member since Nov 2012
6160 posts
Posted on 6/17/26 at 8:12 pm to
Normally, I would agree, but we didn't see the state of the mens bathroom. It could have been revolting. Like I said, I defer to the dad's intuition on this.
Posted by Wildman 22
SW Ms
Member since Jun 2023
221 posts
Posted on 6/17/26 at 8:20 pm to
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touching your dick with two fingers



If you only got enough for 2 fingers now we know why your wife is pissed off.

I have a young daughter and most if the South La citizens don't know how to use a public bathroom without pissing everywhere and making it nasty as frick so yes I have asked a female employee or any female who happens to walk by if they mind checking if it's empty and also if they mind standing by for just a moment while I go in for my daughter to use the bathroom. I have never been told no.
Posted by Willie Stroker
Member since Sep 2008
16769 posts
Posted on 6/17/26 at 8:26 pm to
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#3 - You don't choose a urinal beside another man unless it's the only option available. You always leave a buffer if you are able. If you break this rule, you are gay. That's the rule.

This is the only one I occasionally violate.

It depends on the target. If there’s some obnoxious baw in there, or some hood rat, I step up next to him just to make him feel vulnerable and uncomfortable.

It has never led to fisticuffs.
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
66217 posts
Posted on 6/17/26 at 8:31 pm to
That dude at the door is a huge queer. And not the ghey kind. What a pussy. These women couldn't hold it for 2 mins while this family was using it. Pathetic. I guess it would have been OK if he was wearing a dress and yelling "ITS MA'AM!!!!"
Posted by HagaDaga
Member since Oct 2020
8170 posts
Posted on 6/17/26 at 8:37 pm to
A bit back I walked into the bathroom and first thing I saw was this probably 7ish yo girl using the air dryer. I said "oops" and walked out thinking I walked into the women's bathroom. Then I realized I didn't and went in and the dad washing his sons hands, and the little girl wad now just standing there staring at the urinals i guess trying to understand them and baffled.

Dad looked at me and kind of apologized and I just told him it's no biggie and kind of stood there waiting for them to finish up and leave. Last thing I needed to do was use the urinal had have me teach the little girl how they are used
Posted by DestrehanTiger
Houston, TX by way of Louisiana
Member since Nov 2005
13497 posts
Posted on 6/17/26 at 8:48 pm to
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Dude. You don’t go in the ladies room. He fricked up.


It looked like a single restroom and there were two girls in it (his daughters). What difference does it make if he was in there with them? Someone else in the thread said the old guy was pissed because his wife and mother had to wait. Well, if anything, going in there with his daughters would speed up the entire process. The bald guy looks like an obtrusive moron.
This post was edited on 6/17/26 at 8:50 pm
Posted by CubsFanBudMan
Member since Jul 2008
6185 posts
Posted on 6/17/26 at 9:23 pm to
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Rule #5 is if there are other guys in there you make an attempt to wash your hands


Reminds me of a joke from the 80s when LSU and Tulane played every year. LSU fan and Tulane fan are finishing up in the bathroom at halftime. Tulane fan stops to wash his hands are the LSU fan heads out. The Tulane fan says to the LSU fan, at Tulane they teach us to wash our hands after using the bathroom. LSU fan replies at LSU they teach us not to piss on our hands.
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