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re: Women don't understand the secret unwritten code of the mens' public bathroom

Posted on 6/17/26 at 6:25 pm to
Posted by Lonnie Utah
Utah!
Member since Jul 2012
34792 posts
Posted on 6/17/26 at 6:25 pm to
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I’ve NEVER seen a straight dude parading his dick around the men’s room.


FIFY...
Posted by Obtuse1
Westside Bodymore Yo
Member since Sep 2016
30651 posts
Posted on 6/17/26 at 6:32 pm to
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A man should have no issue taking his daughters into a women's bathroom. But if possible, have a woman to check if its clear


From the video I saw last night the restroom was clear when he went in. The issue the guy that called the police had was it kept his wife and her mother from going in for a couple of minutes. The video showed the female manager of the store holding the door open and she apologized to the father once the man that called the police left.

While I do understand the urinal code, there is a non-zero chance that girls who have eyes at an adult genital level will see a penis or butt. Plus, they certainly could see a man openly urinating. To put that in perspective, even if no one saw the genitals it would be illegal in public.

I think that veifying the restroom was empty and taking the girls in was the right call. Never having had girls, I don't know what I would have done.
Posted by BabyTac
Austin, TX
Member since Jun 2008
16812 posts
Posted on 6/17/26 at 6:34 pm to
I went into a men’s gas station once and a dad was in there with his daughter. I respectfully turned around and walked out, and waited for them to exit.

He gave me the appreciation nod when exiting.
Posted by mailman85
Kentucky
Member since Mar 2013
320 posts
Posted on 6/17/26 at 6:34 pm to
The guy calling the cops seems like he was projecting, what a bitch.
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
71514 posts
Posted on 6/17/26 at 6:36 pm to
The old man was in the restroom staring down two little girls while they did their bathroom business, and even made them cry. I may have let the cops know they felt threatened with a creepy old man watching them while yelling threats at their dad. He may need to go on a registry if those are my girls.

Lack of common sense is starting to grate on me more than it used to. frick that old bald bitch.
This post was edited on 6/17/26 at 6:37 pm
Posted by AlterDWI
Pattern Noticing, Alabama
Member since Nov 2012
6160 posts
Posted on 6/17/26 at 6:39 pm to
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Never having had girls, I don't know what I would have done


Easy, tell your girls to close their eyes till you get in the stall. Wait till the bathroom is empty and have someone stand at the door until you're done. A little common sense goes a long way.
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
20066 posts
Posted on 6/17/26 at 6:40 pm to
When my daughters were this age, i would have been able to listen to a comment or two as i tried to get going but as this frick face wanted to do, I’m gonna give him a reason to call police.

As a father of 2 daughters, there were lots of times, i didn’t have a choice for this situation.

I have so much disdain for people that run their mouth and what’s worse is older MF’rs that wanna run their mouth.

I will put your face into the wall and ask are you sure you have an issue with this?
Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
Member since May 2006
98982 posts
Posted on 6/17/26 at 6:40 pm to
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You don't choose a urinal beside another man unless it's the only option available.


I once pissed on a guys shoe for violating this
Posted by AlterDWI
Pattern Noticing, Alabama
Member since Nov 2012
6160 posts
Posted on 6/17/26 at 6:40 pm to
quote:

I went into a men’s gas station once and a dad was in there with his daughter. I respectfully turned around and walked out, and waited for them to exit.

He gave me the appreciation nod when exiting.


This is what the women of twitter are missing. 99% of men would be super respectful and accomodating if they knew a dad was in there with his daughters.
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
71514 posts
Posted on 6/17/26 at 6:41 pm to
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Wait till the bathroom is empty and have someone stand at the door until you're done. A little common sense goes a long way.


That's exactly what he did
Posted by AlterDWI
Pattern Noticing, Alabama
Member since Nov 2012
6160 posts
Posted on 6/17/26 at 6:44 pm to
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That's exactly what he did


Yeah, I never said the dad did anything wrong.
Posted by tiger rag 93
KCMO
Member since Oct 2007
3163 posts
Posted on 6/17/26 at 6:49 pm to
Bald dude needs his arse beat. What a fricking loser.
Posted by gaetti15
AK
Member since Apr 2013
15398 posts
Posted on 6/17/26 at 6:52 pm to
Did this at the Church bathroom before mass. Felt bad because of the line of old ladies outside the door but they all laughed when I came out
Posted by holdmuh keystonelite
Member since Oct 2020
4887 posts
Posted on 6/17/26 at 6:56 pm to
What the hell is wrong with that guy calling the police. Man some people are unreal.
Posted by AlterDWI
Pattern Noticing, Alabama
Member since Nov 2012
6160 posts
Posted on 6/17/26 at 7:06 pm to
What got me is the guy suggesting he let some random arse gas station clerk take his girls to the bathroom. No way in hell.
Posted by Gravitiger
Member since Jun 2011
12547 posts
Posted on 6/17/26 at 7:07 pm to
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Rule #5 is if there are other guys in there you make an attempt to wash your hands. As a grown man, you've pissed outside a million times without washing your hands, but you don't want to seem like a slob in front of the other guys so go through the motions as if touching your dick with two fingers is so disgusting that you must immediately rid yourself of the nastiness.
Actually heard of a study about this, where they observed a shite ton of men in public restrooms after going to the bathroom, and the only statistically significant predictor of whether a guy washed his hands was whether someone else was present.
Posted by saintkenn
Saintkenn
Member since Nov 2012
1283 posts
Posted on 6/17/26 at 7:54 pm to
I had two young daughters and I took them into the women's restroom. I didn't want to take them into the men's on the outside chance that they would see a man using a urinal and opening that can of worms with a curious 3 and 5 year old. Nothing this dad did was wrong and the old man needs his arse whooped
Posted by UKWildcats
Lexington, KY
Member since Mar 2015
20195 posts
Posted on 6/17/26 at 7:59 pm to
Posted by aTmTexas Dillo
East Texas Lake
Member since Sep 2018
24287 posts
Posted on 6/17/26 at 8:02 pm to
We have penises and they have
Posted by UKWildcats
Lexington, KY
Member since Mar 2015
20195 posts
Posted on 6/17/26 at 8:02 pm to
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This is what the women of twitter are missing. 99% of men would be super respectful and accomodating if they knew a dad was in there with his daughters.
Correct.

Also, 99% of us would be ready to step in and help beat that bald guy's arse for being such an a-hole. The dad was clearly doing the right thing for his daughters and this a-hole comes along and makes an issue out of it.

If I had daughters, I'd take them to the women's restroom as well. As a guy, you knock, announce your presence and make sure there aren't any woman in there. If there are, you wait courteously until theyre done. If there aren't, you proceed. If a woman comes in, you can acknowledge, explain, apologize for the inconvenience, and I'm sure all women would understand and be glad to see a dad doing dad stuff anyway.

frick that bald guy. He needs his arse whipped.
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