Women don't understand the secret unwritten code of the mens' public bathroom

A video has gone viral of a male Karen calling the cops on a father because he chose to take his two little girls into the ladies room of a QuikTrip gas station. The gentlemen of X are kinda split on whether this was a good idea or not. Personally, I defer to the dad in the situation that he assessed the mens room and decided for whatever reason that it was unacceptable so he made a business decision.

But, the ladies of X have decided almost unanimously that carrying your daughters in a male bathroom is unacceptable because they 100% are going to be subjected to a bunch of penises and that the mens room is a place where pedos hang out just waiting for unsuspecting fathers to take their girls so they can jump at the chance to expose themselves. I think this comes from a lack of knowledge that there is an unwritten mens room code that basically runs across all ages, races, backgrounds, etc. We all go by the same rules. So, I would like to enlighten the ladies as to the rules we go by.

#1 - You will not take your dick out for anyone else to see. This is non-negotiable. I've been going to the bathroom for 4 decades and never seen this rule violated. Anyone that breaks this rule is subject to violence.

#2 - No eye contact. You look straight ahead at the wall or at your own dick. One or the other. Again, violation of this rule is grounds for termination.

#3 - You don't choose a urinal beside another man unless it's the only option available. You always leave a buffer if you are able. If you break this rule, you are gay. That's the rule.

#4 - No chatter. Don't talk the guy next to you. Now, there are exceptions to this rule, but it pretty much always happens at a bar, concert, or sporting event. Acceptable chatter would be something like "Gotdam did you see that catch?" or "Guitarist A just murdered that set wtf". Also acceptable is "man im so fricked up I cant see straight". It may be annoying but not a total violation.

ETA: Rule #5 is if there are other guys in there you make an attempt to wash your hands. As a grown man, you've pissed outside a million times without washing your hands, but you don't want to seem like a slob in front of the other guys so go through the motions as if touching your dick with two fingers is so disgusting that you must immediately rid yourself of the nastiness.

Any others I'm leaving out?

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