AlterDWI

re: OLD Portal & Roster Tracker - No Updates Being Made to First 2 Posts

Posted by AlterDWI on 1/11/26 at 2:59 pm to scottydoesntknow

In Alabama, you have to have a license to cut hair, but don't need one to broker multi-million dollar deals with state funded institutions. What a time to be alive.

re: OLD Portal & Roster Tracker - No Updates Being Made to First 2 Posts

Posted by AlterDWI on 1/11/26 at 12:34 am to phil4bama

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obtain the services of Cignetti or Cristobal or Lanning

None of those 3 guys are coming to Alabama. The reasons why should be obvious. Lanning has a blank check & a long leash. Cristobal has put his alma mater in the NCG & it would be insane for Cignaetti to leave one year after he creates one of the greatest cfb stories of all time.

re: Seeing the portal open up for Ole Miss tomorrow is hilarious……

Posted by AlterDWI on 1/9/26 at 12:08 am to TigerDenWest

Haha LSU is like an afterthought compared to Ole Miss yet still wishcasting

re: Houston 38 @ LSU 35 Final - ESPN

Posted by AlterDWI on 12/28/25 at 4:25 am to SidewalkTiger

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just curious why so many think he's going to fall on his face.

Because that's what he's done his whole career over & over again?

re: Any bowl game outside the CFP is now irrelevant.

Posted by AlterDWI on 12/28/25 at 3:44 am to BigEasy92

LSU fans are truly the dumbest fricking group of people on planet earth

re: Look on the bright side LSU fans.

Posted by AlterDWI on 12/28/25 at 3:40 am to BoomerandSooner

Yeah LSU lost but they got

THEGREATESTfrickINGCOACHOFALLTIMESUCKMYDICKYOUSCAREDBITCH!!!!

re: Kyle Whittingham is the new HC at Michigan.....

Posted by AlterDWI on 12/27/25 at 4:43 pm to Big4SALTbro

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It was a smart move for him

For sure especially when you look around the B1G & there's only 3 schools to compete with & 8-9 guaranteed wins every year. If he can win one of the Oregon/PSU/OSU games a year he has an automatic spot in the playoffs.

Coaching Changes

re: Alabama is probably not going to beat Indiana.

Posted by AlterDWI on 12/22/25 at 11:39 am to theballguy

We can only hope to keep it close

re: Everybody forgetting why we have this shitty playoffs format

Posted by AlterDWI on 12/20/25 at 8:17 pm to Drewbie

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I don't remember many SEC fans vehemently railing against the BCS

Tim Brando spent years railing against the BCS during halftime of SEC games with his "fly in the ointment" bullshite.

re: ESPN Football Power Index

Posted by AlterDWI on 12/20/25 at 8:12 pm to YoungSteele830

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people tried to tell us that Tulane and JMU were among the 12 best teams??

Literally no one is saying this. We all know it's bullshite which is what makes it so frustrating that it's a thing.

More Sports

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re: The whole Bama team may declare for tranfer portal tomorrow morning.

Posted by AlterDWI on 12/19/25 at 11:11 pm to LSUDAN1

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LSUDAN1

re: Manning fatigue … Frick them from Archie on down

Posted by AlterDWI on 12/15/25 at 5:28 am to Rohan Gravy

See if you can borrow a tampon from Piers Morgan.

People who know Lane Kiffin don't like him. He's still a spoiled brat at 50 years old. Deal with it.

re: Name any instance ever in CF where a head coach willingly leaves for a worse job/program

Posted by AlterDWI on 12/15/25 at 5:20 am to CalicoLSU1980

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ND has been a better program for the last 100 or so years

FIFY

re: Alabama and Kalen DeBoer working on contract extension

Posted by AlterDWI on 12/15/25 at 5:03 am to Wolfcola

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As an LSU fan

I LOVE this

This would make sense if you weren't 0-2 vs KD. Why do yiu want Bama to have a coach LSU can't beat?

Coaching Changes

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re: This has to be the biggest bag drop in sports history right?

Posted by AlterDWI on 12/11/25 at 4:35 am to Pimphand

Thank God she aborted the hybrid baby

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re: What would the Irish do?

Posted by AlterDWI on 12/9/25 at 10:14 pm to ReauxlTide222

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Starting next season they’re apparently guaranteed a spot if they’re ranked in the top 12

Which incentives them to play an even easier schedule than they have now.

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re: Shooty Hoops: SEC has gone from FIRST to worst :(

Posted by AlterDWI on 12/9/25 at 7:07 am to CaptainCrash

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Bama and Florida are probably the SEC's two best bets to make any noise in March.

You left out Vandy who is #4 in NET top 40.

re: Shooty Hoops: SEC has gone from FIRST to worst :(

Posted by AlterDWI on 12/9/25 at 7:04 am to tide06

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Sucks to lose by 20, but let’s not pretend that’s some horrific loss.

Nobody pretended that.

re: ND expert disputes playoff bracket

Posted by AlterDWI on 12/9/25 at 5:42 am to Night Vision

Watch this fatty try to argue his way out of the h2h loss to Miami and Bama having a 40 spot higher strength of schedule with the same regular season record. He goes so far as to say ND win over Navy is better than Bama's win on the road at full strength Missouri.

re: If the Deboer experiment ultimately ends a bit early for Alabama, do they eventually take

Posted by AlterDWI on 12/9/25 at 5:38 am to FahQGump

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FahQGump

Where's friggin Auburn at right now?

re: Deboer needs to win a CFP win for the sake of the mood around the program this off-season

Posted by AlterDWI on 12/9/25 at 5:30 am to 3down10

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This post is dumb.

Go look at OP other posts. He gets clowned off every board he posts on.

re: Jason Whitlock weighs in on Bama making the playoffs .... and the SEC

Posted by AlterDWI on 12/9/25 at 5:22 am to navy

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Struggle vs bad Auburn team.

So did Georgia, Texas A&M, and Oklahoma

Anybody saying that should keep these teams out of the playoffs?

re: If the Deboer experiment ultimately ends a bit early for Alabama, do they eventually take

Posted by AlterDWI on 12/9/25 at 5:17 am to GrizzlyWintergreen

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No he didnt. Saban went to Miami. He didnt come back until we had ANOTHER natty winning HC.

You really need to research this shite before you post.

We stole your coach. We will do it again. Get over it.

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Shooty Hoops: SEC has gone from FIRST to worst :(

Posted by AlterDWI on 12/9/25 at 4:51 am

Sunday's results:

A&M lost by 13 to SMU
LSU lost by 24 to TTU
Zou! lost by 20 to Kansas
Miss St lost by 3 to San Francisco (wut)
Bama won by 42 vs UTSA

Saturday's results:

Auburn lost by 29 to Arizona
Ou lost to Arizona St by 16
Tennessee lost by 13 to Illinois
Ole Miss lost by 5 to St Johns
Arkansas beat Fresno by 14
USC(e) beat Stetson by who cares

re: Cautiously optimistic about playoffs

Posted by AlterDWI on 12/8/25 at 2:00 pm to YStar

I doubt if we had a good OL & rushing attack that Ty would be in this situation right now. Our run game is the worst in the entire nation & everyone in the stadium knows it including the opposing DC's & they have adjusted accordingly through the course of the season. Ty has obviously wilted under the pressure of having to be Superman every Saturday.

re: Why does Damien Harris hate Alabama?

Posted by AlterDWI on 12/7/25 at 10:09 pm to Diego Ricardo

Can someone link what he actually said? That would be helpful.

re: The entire social media and Twitterverse advocating for 'Bama to be left out

Posted by AlterDWI on 12/7/25 at 3:15 pm to RescueT

The bowls became meaningless when they created 100 of them & it crased being a NYE/NYD event.

re: The entire social media and Twitterverse advocating for 'Bama to be left out

Posted by AlterDWI on 12/7/25 at 2:54 pm to Marktastic86

Seeing ND fans cry about "Bama privilege " is truly hilarious. When I was a kid, the entire sports media complex was built upon glazing Notre Dame & their accomplishments.

I think they're mainky upset because they thought they had an automatic spot in this new system. Schedule a couple decent teams & win or lose they would go 10-2at worst. Rinse & repeat every year.