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VolsOut4Harambe
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Why do married couples swing?
Last night my friend had his birthday celebration at a club in Buckhead. I had suspicions that he and his wife were swingers, and they were confirmed when he was grinding and making out with other girls on the dance floor while she was also grinding on other girls. Towards the end of the night she was upset because he wasn’t paying her any attention. I couldn’t help but facepalm.

Why do couples swing? It really doesn’t make sense and isn’t healthy.


DmitriKaramazov
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re: Why do married couples swing?
Sexual novelty and its accompanying arousal, obviously. The rationale is not that complicated.


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Brosef Stalin
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re: Why do married couples swing?
They're bored of each other


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SEClint
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re: Why do married couples swing?
Cause they've accepted they're whores. Divorce is too expensive, so..they create a world where what they do is normal.


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AbitaFan08
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re: Why do married couples swing?
Because the teeter totter is taken?


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The Mick
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re: Why do married couples swing?
To each his own I guess, but I couldn’t imagine letting another dude rail my wife and hoping it was good for her.


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white perch
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re: Why do married couples swing?
First page!!!


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t00f
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re: Why do married couples swing?
They are weak


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CaptainsWafer
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re: Why do married couples swing?
Why didn’t you just ask your friend


ForeverGator
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re: Why do married couples swing?
Well... at the end of the day, we aren't meant to be monogamous, especially males. Look at all of the other animal species, they have multiple partners. We created this nuclear family thing -- so it's frowned upon to step out on someone.

So people "swing" to fulfill that urge and they still come back to their significant other.

It's not rocket science.


FlyinTiger93
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re: Why do married couples swing?
When you choose dinner, do you eat the same thing every day?


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gar90
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re: Why do married couples swing?
It’s pretty freaking natural to fantasize about someone who isn’t your significant other. They just turn off the jealousy factor so that they can act on it.

Not for me though. I’m too possessive. If Mrs. Gar wants to get dicked down by some other dude she’s going to have to do it behind my back like an old school respectable lady.


fallguy_1978
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re: Why do married couples swing?
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If Mrs. Gar wants to get dicked down by some other dude she’s going to have to do it behind my back like an old school respectable lady.



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Henry Jones Jr
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re: Why do married couples swing?
Sexual preference. Some people love each other and are satisfied but want to experience other things together.
It's the same as couples going out and trying new restaurants or traveling to new places together.

Not for me but I get why people do it
This post was edited on 2/10 at 3:55 pm


Richard Flagget
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re: Why do married couples swing?
So swinging and trying new restaurants are the same thing now? Lol


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JudgeHolden
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re: Why do married couples swing?
This again . . .


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AbitaFan08
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re: Why do married couples swing?
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It's the same as couples going out and trying new restaurants or traveling to new places together.


No. It’s really not the same. At all.

“Some people inject heroin into their veins because it makes them feel good. Others take a fish oil pill with their breakfast. It’s the same thing.”
This post was edited on 2/10 at 4:00 pm


Henry Jones Jr
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re: Why do married couples swing?
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No. It’s really not the same. At all.
Same basic concept. So yeah it is.


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chinhoyang
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re: Why do married couples swing?
A smart swinger has the wife only do other women but he can join in


ForeverGator
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re: Why do married couples swing?
Might as well change the title to the thread to: "Why do people have sex?"



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