Favorite team:Northwestern St. 
Location:the bright, happy side of hell
Biography:I was born and I haven't died yet.
Interests:staying not dead.
Occupation:I Work for a Living.
Number of Posts:7580
Registered on:4/21/2012
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I’m scheduled to have sex with your wife today at 3.


Alright, just got done with OP’s wife. She seemed eager, enthusiastic but also exhausted. The line of cars up to her place looked like the drive through line at a popeye’s.

And, I want to apologize to the OP. I clogged your toilet.

re: Sex on Christmas. Is this a thing?

Posted by white perch on 12/25/25 at 11:24 am to
I’m scheduled to have sex with your wife today at 3.
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Mom is in her 70s


Hey, she won’t get knocked up. Grab some lube and wear that thing out. Does she have dentures?
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Your mom

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Your mom

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Build models after I’m done with your mom.

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Damn, I’m gonna have stop doing his mom.

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Your grandma

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Your sister

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Your mom’s sister


I love this place.
I’m working December 31st 0600-1800.

re: Elon is now worth $684 billion

Posted by white perch on 12/16/25 at 4:28 pm to
Damn, he’s almost OT wealthy. Maybe he’ll be able to afford a TD premium membership.
Trail mix tbd later. Lunch now. Too many time. Too little errands.
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wtf why does it require registration and why did it show just a second ago


Because you’re using Microsoft word
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Irish whores


My favorite type

re: Wyhi Valentina gomez sfw

Posted by white perch on 12/3/25 at 4:37 am to
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You wouldn’t be able to get it up if a viagra truck fell on your head limpdick


Damn dog, maybe finish that cup of coffee before posting again.
11/28 got screwed out of a bottom 10 spot.
My sauces just turned on the coffee pot. Give em a minute to wake up.

re: I can't sleep

Posted by white perch on 11/21/25 at 2:38 am to
Me neither, but I’m at work.
Velociraptors weren’t nearly as big as Jurassic park portrays them to be.

What they portray is closer to a Utahraptor. The name just isn’t as cool as velociraptor

re: What is your Sunday routine?

Posted by white perch on 11/16/25 at 4:59 pm to
Wake up
frick your mom
Sleep