DmitriKaramazov

re: Greatest defense lawyer of all time?

Posted by DmitriKaramazov on 9/27/26 at 7:54 pm to The Silverback

Criminal defense or civil defense?

The best criminal defense trial lawyer is probably some public defender who lives in obscurity, frankly.

The best civil defense lawyer is a much more interesting question.

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re: This lovely Auburn fan fondly recalls her last time attending an Auburn football game

Posted by DmitriKaramazov on 9/27/26 at 1:02 pm to SPEEDY

What in the hell sort of accent is that?

re: The 3rd quarter mass exodus is a myth. Traffic is brutal everywhere.

Posted by DmitriKaramazov on 9/27/26 at 12:56 pm to Tigahhss14

quote:
The fans are just pussies now

Succinctly stated and accurate.

It simply is not that hard to sit on your arse in one spot for three hours to support the program. The excuses are tiresome and lame. If you cannot stay the full game, give your tickets to someone who can.

re: Where to watch LSU game in Tokyo?

Posted by DmitriKaramazov on 9/23/26 at 10:17 pm to yellowfin

The game will kick-off at 8:30 AM on Sunday, Tokyo time. There are sports bars in Shinjuku and Shibuya, like Hub, but I've never seen CFB. Also, I doubt they will be open that early on Sunday morning.

Better to watch streaming on your phone or laptop.

re: Finally an explanation bout why Ole Miss went for two so early

Posted by DmitriKaramazov on 9/22/26 at 12:51 pm to KCSunshine

Total lack of discipline and intelligence in a key situation from the Baker defense.

re: What possible explanation for the soft zone defense?

Posted by DmitriKaramazov on 9/20/26 at 5:11 pm to Tigergoose77

Baker is a god but not an elite DC and he has difficulty scheming against dual threat QBs. The end. It's been a recurrent problem for years.

Chambliss had the most passing yards of his entire OM career last night.

The defense on the last drive of the first half was atrocious and changed the complexion of the game.

re: What is the first way AI will go haywire that affects the majority of people?

Posted by DmitriKaramazov on 9/14/26 at 5:01 pm to Tiger in Gatorland

It will make humanity vapid serfs who cannot think or act independently. Should be outlawed except where it clearly benefits humans (e.g. medicine).

re: Anybody else having a very hard time with the 9/11 anniversary today?

Posted by DmitriKaramazov on 9/11/26 at 6:49 pm to Tigahs24Seven

The current political class disgusts me. I saw several editorials today from major publications full of execrable pablum that Bin Laden somehow "triumphed" on 9/11 because it led to the demise of American democracy. What a joke. Living on the run while watching your whole clan be eradicated from the face of the earth, then being slaughtered like a cowering animal in the dark along with your family by a Seal team is not victory.

Anti-American self-loathers.

America may have flaws, but it is still the greatest country on the planet.

re: Kiffin: “You don’t want the players to leave after 3 quarters”

Posted by DmitriKaramazov on 9/10/26 at 9:10 pm to Nitrogen

Love it. Love it. Love it.

Call out the lazy-arse porcene, casual fans who cannot even be troubled to sit in one place and cheer for three hours.

re: Lane Kiffin offering incentives for students to stay the entire game Saturday

Posted by DmitriKaramazov on 9/10/26 at 7:44 pm to jbraua

I love this motherfricker right now. Love him. He'll fix the team and Tiger Stadium.

Glory days, here we come.

re: Did the passengers overpower the terrorists on Flight 93?

Posted by DmitriKaramazov on 9/10/26 at 9:50 am to weagle1999

Jesus, there are few things as contemptible as 9/11 conspiracy theorists. Both insufferably stupid and disrespectful to the Americans who tragically died that day.

re: Patrick Peterson was in bounds

Posted by DmitriKaramazov on 9/9/26 at 7:16 pm to poncho villa

Have an upvote. frick all other schools.

P.S. I was at the PP interception game in Tuscaloosa. In addition to rampant cheating, it was memorable for the sheer number of beautiful women on Friday night at a bar called Innisfree (I think).

re: Is it possible that this is just cultural? They don't understand a good time?

Posted by DmitriKaramazov on 9/9/26 at 5:14 pm to IvoryBillMatt

Lmao at that moronic quote. As if they were blithely dancing in the billows of dust in Manhattan on 9/11.

This is football, not the Cuban missile crisis, you fragile dweebs.

re: The people building AI believe it could kill us all by the end of the decade

Posted by DmitriKaramazov on 9/9/26 at 5:09 pm to stout

frick AI.

The technology will be the death knell of human rationality and autonomy, as well as a reaper that endangers the livelihoods of millions of hardworking American families. It should limited to areas where it will serve humanity, like medicine, not vice versa.

re: Finebaum hinting that there is something else going on

Posted by DmitriKaramazov on 9/8/26 at 6:09 pm to Seaux_cal_tiger

So the SEC has some stronger, blockbuster basis for disciplining LSU, but ommitted it from their fifty-five page amended federal complaint?

I fricking doubt that.

re: Contrition as defined by ole Webster

Posted by DmitriKaramazov on 9/8/26 at 4:31 pm to Teauxler

Example:

Greg Sankey feels contrition he cannot satisfy his wife with his micropenis.

re: Paul Finebaum continues to claim 15 presidents will vote to remove LSU

Posted by DmitriKaramazov on 9/8/26 at 4:14 pm to NAsh-vegas Tigah

It's not a vote to remove LSU. It's a vote to authorize some future expulsion.

Either way, it's horseshite.

re: USA Today's Matt Hayes claiming LSU has to accept Kiffin suspension and massive fine

Posted by DmitriKaramazov on 9/8/26 at 2:42 pm to tigerskin

Suspended for fricking what? If the SEC attempts this, LSU should go to the fricking mattresses and engage in all out war.

You cannot suspend someone out of petty spite where there is no infraction of any rules.