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Tigerpride18
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re: Why do married couples swing?
Damn y'all need to chill


thejudge
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re: Why do married couples swing?
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So people "swing" to fulfill that urge and they still come back to their significant other.


Until that significant other starts stepping out without the other in under two years and divorce ensues after a short period of regret and anger.


BayouCatFan
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re: Why do married couples swing?
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Instead, you highjacked it, and made this about YOU.



Why would this surprise you?


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re: Why do married couples swing?
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Why do couples swing? It really doesn’t make sense and isn’t healthy.



Stay single if you want this crap.
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Ralph_Wiggum
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re: Why do married couples swing?
Swinging works the best when it's just another woman introduced into the boy/girl couple. Whatever you do, don't let with another boy/girl couple.
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TigerFanInSouthland
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re: Why do married couples swing?
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A wise woman told me many many years ago, "Honey, despite what they may tell you, every woman in this world is one drink away from her first girl on girl experience. You just have to figure out the magic number of drinks to get her there"


1. I don’t believe this “wise woman”

2. I hope I never see my fiancé drunk enough to consider that.

I’m way too jealous for my woman that the thought of sharing her with anybody puts me in a bad mood.


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RetroThunder
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re: Why do married couples swing?
Because they are trashy and our moral compass is broken


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phutureisyic
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re: Why do married couples swing?
There's a mansion for sale they might be interested in.
LINK





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Evil Little Thing
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re: Why do married couples swing?
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A wise woman told me many many years ago, "Honey, despite what they may tell you, every woman in this world is one drink away from her first girl on girl experience. You just have to figure out the magic number of drinks to get her there"


And despite what they may tell you, every man is one drink away from giving his first blow job?


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re: Why do married couples swing?
-drink
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Hogwarts
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re: Why do married couples swing?
This thread has been entertaining.


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IAM4LSU777
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re: Why do married couples swing?
Read the Bible.


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AU_251
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re: Why do married couples swing?
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Well... at the end of the day, we aren't meant to be monogamous, especially males. Look at all of the other animal species, they have multiple partners. We created this nuclear family thing -- so it's frowned upon to step out on someone.


this whole paragraph is complete bull shite. Humans have had families since cavemen days. The first humans didn't sit down and say "you know what, you have to have one wife forever." They naturally did it because IT WORKS. Homelife, with a wife and children to protect and provide for, are what men are made for. If you haven't experienced that yet, you should. There are other animals in the world that are monogamous, not that it matters.... cuz they're not human.
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TOSOV
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re: Why do married couples swing?
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It does make sense when you understand how we evolved. Human beings are polygamous by nature. If we weren’t, we would have been extinct a long time ago. In order to populate the Earth, men had to take many mates. Society and rules aren’t going to come along millions of years later and change men’s nature.

Monogamy didn’t come along until the agricultural era to establish property and paternity rights.

And the whole notion of marrying for romantic love and happily ever after? 20th Century phenomenon perpetuated by an egalitarian society and Hollywood in which one person is supposed to provide everything physically, emotionally and financially for a lifetime. Perhaps when life expectancy was into the 30s, now we’re living into our 80s. It’s unrealistic.

And we wonder why divorces rates are what they are, and 20 million other marriages are classified as ‘sexless’.

Google the Coolidge Effect for more info on the subject.


This whole thing says why women should be open to sharing their husbands, but not why men share their wives like cucks.

At the end of the day a women shares her heart with many, but shares her body with one man. A man shares his pecker with many women, but his heart truly with one. Pretty simple.


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oleheat
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re: Why do married couples swing?
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Well... at the end of the day, we aren't meant to be monogamous, especially males. Look at all of the other animal species, they have multiple partners


Saving this one....May one day be useful in court.


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Whodisbe
Member since Jan 2019
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re: Why do married couples swing?
Why cook food? No other animal is monogamous or cooks food. Why should we?


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mikelbr
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re: Why do married couples swing?
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And despite what they may tell you, every man is one drink away from giving his first blow job?



For some it's just a sip of water.



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mikelbr
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re: Why do married couples swing?
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Damn y'all need to chill




Women frick up everything good, including OT threads.



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Norbert
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re: Why do married couples swing?
Statistically speaking, half of the people posting here have been divorced or will have a divorce at some point in the future, but at the same time they have all the answers.

Live and let live.

Just don't infringe upon my rights and be a self-sufficient American.

Also, ladies, hit on Norb at your own risk. My gf is in NO WAY a woman who is into sharing. I'm sure sharers exist somewhere, but she is not one of them and will rip your face off in public.

She's so cute that way.



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