re: Who had Jonah Hill being outed as a pedo on their 2023 bingo card?

There are a couple dozen nude selfies on the internet. I don't know if she posted them, she was hacked or had an angry ex. She is clearly comfortable with her sexuality.

It seems unlikely that she was sitting by herself drinking lemonade and humming gospel songs. The Old Fat Jonah probably noticed her. She was young and hot and she knew it. They flirted. He saw a look in her eye that the coke made him think was a green light. He went for it. She pushed him away and laughed. Probably tells the story at parties.

Then one day Hollywood gangs up on the New, Thin, Takes-Himself-Seriously Jonah. People like The Old Fat funny Jonah, not the new wanna-be thespian. Her career is flailing. Posting a picture of herself making out with another chick doesn't help much. Her last gig was an episode of Mad Men in 2013. She can't afford the lifestyle she had. She doesn't get the attention. Her ten year-old BMW is expensive to maintain. Her photographer second husband thinks more of his art than his income suggests and besides, he's going to leave her and their two children before the decade is out. Health insurance is expensive. She voted for Biden proudly and takes two different anti-depressants.

So she dredges up the night with Jonah and brings it to her favourite Internet hack. Or maybe she just has a drink and starts typing. And armed with righteous indignation, she's relevant again.






And her second husband, her new bread winner:


And this is her making out with Vanessa Hudgens: