Jenious

I got a summons when I was stationed in Germany around 1999. My mom called and told them I was in the Army overseas. The clerk had the audacity to tell her I had no choice. My mom told her "good luck". Never heard back from that one.

The second was basically the same but the clerk told my mom that they would take me off the "list". I've never been contacted since.

Enough to pay my $9K/month mortgage

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Is she white and dates black guys?

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AKA my ex wife :lol:

I legit remember going to my grandmother's 50th birthday party. I was 10. She said she was half a century old and I thought she was old as dirt. The thing is, she looked old. I guess that's what having 10 kids and 30+ grandkids does to a woman.

Reminds me of something that happened during my Army days. Had two guys I worked with, one had a girlfriend and the other was single. The guy and his girlfriend had a threesome with a girl and then eventually she wanted one with a guy and he actually agreed. He picked the other guy we worked with.

Went over to his barracks after work, had a few beers and single guy starts kissing the girl. She's into it. Starts touching her chest, all good. Sticks his hand down her pants and she tells him to stop so he does. She runs out the room crying, calling the MPs saying she was raped.

The boyfriend was on the single guy's side and was clueless on why she even ran out the room .

Single guy got a BCD and confinement for a few months. She tried talking to me at a club afterwards. Nope, ain't happening

I don't have kids so I'm not sure what's right, but my mom used to bring us boys into the women's bathroom when we were younger. Should she have brought us into the men's?

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That's not a bad salary for only working 9 months out of the year.

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You know better. Teachers work 13 months out of the year. They have no summer break because they're too busy dealing with last year's parents, getting their classrooms ready, making copies and dealing with their own kids.

I worked with a guy(RIP) that was drafted into Vietnam. They would actually ask you if you wanted the Army or the Marines. The guy I worked with said Army and he said some of the guys would say "Oh, it doesn't matter" and they immediately put them into the Marines,

I've been using the same one for about seven years now. We have our own discord so we know what's in the loop. They also do random drawings, usually monthly for free extensions to your subscription and they've given away NVIDIA Shields as well. Rarely any buffering and it's usually because my router needs to be rebooted.

I pay $90/yr. I know people who pay $200+ per month for TV service. So, what I would pay in two years of service is less than people pay in one month.

I have a guy that lives two streets over who does the majority of my mechanic work for cheap. Changed out a coil pack/spark plug in my F-150 for $40 when the shop charges $180.

There are some days after I hit my deadlines that I can goof off pretty much all day. But I probably only work 3-4 hours at any given day.