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re: Who comes up with these dumbass corporate buzzwords?

Posted on 12/19/24 at 7:36 am to
Posted by southpawcock
Member since Oct 2015
17721 posts
Posted on 12/19/24 at 7:36 am to
I hate the term crosswalk when used in a business setting. Someone used it years ago and then it just exploded..
Posted by L5ut1g3r
Member since Mar 2019
1572 posts
Posted on 12/19/24 at 7:36 am to
Intentionality?
Posted by carhartt
Member since Feb 2013
8335 posts
Posted on 12/19/24 at 7:37 am to
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Your company is ahead of the game if they're still using actual words and not acronyms.


I was in the Army for 20 years. We perfected speaking in acronyms. We could say an entire sentence with pretty much just acronyms.
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
84659 posts
Posted on 12/19/24 at 7:39 am to
Reach out is definitely gaining traction
Posted by dupergreenie
Member since May 2014
10056 posts
Posted on 12/19/24 at 7:43 am to
Dumbasses
Posted by Raoul Stimulato
Hale Bopp Comet
Member since Sep 2022
2301 posts
Posted on 12/19/24 at 7:46 am to
I’m a big “alignment” guy.

Posted by Hookah
Member since Nov 2023
349 posts
Posted on 12/19/24 at 7:52 am to
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We’ve got Team, onboarding, circle back, leaning into, champion and reach out.


How are any of these other than “circle back” buzzwords? Damn are people not allowed to speak anymore?
Posted by Snipe
Member since Nov 2015
16662 posts
Posted on 12/19/24 at 7:55 am to
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I was in the Army for 20 years. We perfected speaking in acronyms. We could say an entire sentence with pretty much just acronyms.


Acronyms make sense in the military.

In corporate life they're just stupid.
Posted by Bro Dad
Used to live in LaPlass
Member since Feb 2015
897 posts
Posted on 12/19/24 at 7:56 am to
Evergreen.
Posted by GoAwayImBaitn
On an island in the marsh
Member since Jul 2018
2958 posts
Posted on 12/19/24 at 7:56 am to
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How are any of these other than “circle back” buzzwords? Damn are people not allowed to speak anymore?


We found the suit!
Posted by The Third Leg
Idiot Out Wandering Around
Member since May 2014
12608 posts
Posted on 12/19/24 at 7:57 am to
Team is a buzzword?

Posted by WG_Dawg
Member since Jun 2004
90263 posts
Posted on 12/19/24 at 7:58 am to
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corporate buzzwords?


quote:

Team, reach out.


I'm sorry, how are you equating the word "team" as some kind of interoffice lingo only? and reach out? These are common everyday words lol

When I think corporate buzzwords I think of things that you almost exclusively only hear in business, shite like "synergy".
Posted by N2cars
Member since Feb 2008
39568 posts
Posted on 12/19/24 at 7:58 am to
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Reach out


That's fairly old, IMO.

Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
79902 posts
Posted on 12/19/24 at 7:59 am to
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brainstorm
This is a dumbass buzzword as well.
Posted by The Third Leg
Idiot Out Wandering Around
Member since May 2014
12608 posts
Posted on 12/19/24 at 7:59 am to
He heard someone use a four syllable words and he rattled off everything that drives him crazy. His employer has driven him mad to the point where he only calls the collection of players a squad or a battalion.
Posted by The Third Leg
Idiot Out Wandering Around
Member since May 2014
12608 posts
Posted on 12/19/24 at 8:00 am to
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This is a dumbass buzzword as well.

No, it isn’t. I am closer to 45 than 40 and I first did a brainstorming exercise in elementary school.
Posted by TripleBarrelBluff1
Sin City
Member since Aug 2024
2430 posts
Posted on 12/19/24 at 8:02 am to
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Women


Women with HR degrees, specifically.


/thread

Basically corporate paper pushing drones. People that couldn't perform at an actual job or be productive if you held a gun to their head.
Posted by LemmyLives
Texas
Member since Mar 2019
16028 posts
Posted on 12/19/24 at 8:02 am to
quote:

working remote remain visible.


Send useless emails and Teams messages to justify why we're charging the client $320/hr, even though nobody from the client is actually working.

Posted by FeralChild
Houston
Member since May 2024
127 posts
Posted on 12/19/24 at 8:02 am to
One I hate is “are you tracking this?”
Posted by Tigerbiscuits
Mid-City
Member since Nov 2011
1117 posts
Posted on 12/19/24 at 8:02 am to
If you have to socialize the strategy with your team before implementing workflow changes, it can be. No vocabulary is a 'buzzword' in a silo but when used to enhance synergy between cross functional departments aka team, anything can be a buzzword. Of course, adding shareholder value is at the heart of everything we do but when there is a push from higher-ups toward action items outside of scope, we have to protect ourselves. So let's reach out to ensure alignment on the critical path and ALWAYS work from the source of truth.
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