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re: What would you chose if you had a choice on how you'd be executed?

Posted on 1/26/24 at 7:40 am to
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
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Posted by BigDropper
Member since Jul 2009
7644 posts
Posted on 1/26/24 at 7:40 am to
Morphine drip.
Posted by Wayne Campbell
Aurora, IL
Member since Oct 2011
6375 posts
Posted on 1/26/24 at 7:43 am to
Chased off a cliff by a bunch of attractive topless chicks with big ol’ titties.
Posted by auggie
Opelika, Alabama
Member since Aug 2013
28021 posts
Posted on 1/26/24 at 7:46 am to
quote:

What would you chose

In a shootout at a spelling bee.
Posted by Rex Feral
Athens
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Posted on 1/26/24 at 7:49 am to



Posted by Geekboy
Member since Jan 2004
4988 posts
Posted on 1/26/24 at 7:50 am to
This is without question the only way to go.

LINK
Posted by Homey the Clown
Member since Feb 2009
5719 posts
Posted on 1/26/24 at 7:53 am to
By having Ana De Armas sitting on my face until I can no longer breathe, and I pass away.
Posted by Locoguan0
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Nov 2017
4315 posts
Posted on 1/26/24 at 7:53 am to
Frankie Five Angels got it right...
"Yeah. They went home and sat in a hot bath, opened up their veins and bled to death, and sometimes they had a little party before they did it."
Posted by Warfox
B.R. Native (now in MA)
Member since Apr 2017
3150 posts
Posted on 1/26/24 at 7:56 am to
quote:

Give me a massive dose of heroin.


I would probably go with a high-dose Propofol drip followed by massive bolus of pharmaceutical-grade heroin.
Posted by Oilfieldbiology
Member since Nov 2016
37557 posts
Posted on 1/26/24 at 7:57 am to
quote:

Death by ooga booga


It’s snu snu


And honestly I want Nitrogen asphyxiation
This post was edited on 1/26/24 at 7:59 am
Posted by Dragula
Laguna Seca
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Posted on 1/26/24 at 8:00 am to
Suffocation by big titties
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
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Posted on 1/26/24 at 8:05 am to
Posted by StringedInstruments
Member since Oct 2013
18428 posts
Posted on 1/26/24 at 8:05 am to
I should like to die with an audience broadcast live on TV and the Internet. The state assigns me an assassin, and only he and I know the method of my execution. And one more stipulation: I want to die in my room.

The governor will be invited to visit me before I go, and we’ll spend that time reading from the Bible.

And at some point, a bomb will go off. But in just enough time for the governor to escape but just late enough for the world to see the truth of the State’s hypocritical ideology.

(Bonus for who gets the reference)
This post was edited on 1/26/24 at 8:07 am
Posted by LCA131
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Posted on 1/26/24 at 8:10 am to
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Bonus for who gets the reference)


My favorite all-time Twilight Zone...
Posted by tigerfoot
Alexandria
Member since Sep 2006
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Posted on 1/26/24 at 8:11 am to
I don’t understand the whole deal. We put thousands of people to sleep to cut them open daily. Just do that then do whatever you want.
Posted by Shanegolang
Denham Springs, La
Member since Sep 2015
3472 posts
Posted on 1/26/24 at 8:12 am to
Die inside an imploding submarine.
Posted by ewilliams000
Castor Springs
Member since Feb 2012
1953 posts
Posted on 1/26/24 at 8:34 am to


This post was edited on 1/31/24 at 6:53 am
Posted by dupergreenie
Member since May 2014
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Posted on 1/26/24 at 8:36 am to
Smothered by Shakira sitting on my face.
Posted by Volvagia
Fort Worth
Member since Mar 2006
51911 posts
Posted on 1/26/24 at 8:40 am to
quote:

It is probably a good way to go, however. At least if what we learned about nitrogen narcosis in Scuba class was accurate. Rapture of the deep is another name, though if he experienced it however briefly, it was more like rapture of the gurney.


You need to review your coursework again. Nitrogen narcosis is caused by the increased partial pressure of breathing air at depth typically past several atmospheres, and the risk increases with depth.

You aren’t getting it by breathing 100% nitrogen at 1 atmosphere.
Posted by biglego
Ask your mom where I been
Member since Nov 2007
76382 posts
Posted on 1/26/24 at 8:41 am to
Ooga booga is different from snu snu
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