Homey the Clown

re: People in suburbs that pay for an alarm service?

Posted by Homey the Clown on 9/16/26 at 10:19 am to BabyTac

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right below insurance payments?

Again with this shite?

re: Teens dragged a college girl off a porch in PA. & beat her unconscious

Posted by Homey the Clown on 9/15/26 at 8:45 pm to hawgfaninc

That entire crowd needs to be leveled with an assault chopper air strike. Wipe every one of them out. frick it. I’m tired of seeing it.

re: Diarrhea-soaked Hyrox athlete divides internet over whether she should have quit

Posted by Homey the Clown on 9/15/26 at 12:58 pm to Mingo Was His NameO

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Would you shite yourself for $15k?

I've done it for free a couple times as an adult, so I'd certainly do it for $15k :lol:

re: Plateau Break Thrus???

Posted by Homey the Clown on 9/2/26 at 12:32 pm to Uncle JackD

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At approximately 16% BF per dexa.

This is incredible man! That takes some real dedication! Keep it up!

re: How impressed is your wife/SO with your physical capabilities/fitness?

Posted by Homey the Clown on 8/29/26 at 7:23 am to PillageUrVillage

Yep :lol: she over there living her best life just watching you lift weights in the living room :lol:

re: Question about wildlife and fisheries office in BR.

Posted by Homey the Clown on 8/28/26 at 3:22 pm to Stumpknocker

Find a local Title company. There's one here in Lake Charles that handled everything with LADWF when I bought a boat earlier this year that was registered in TX. The name of the one here is Thib's Title. I called em, asked for them to list every document I needed to get it all straightened out, and when I showed up with all of it, I paid, and they handled everything for me.

re: Dumbest injury or cause of injury you have heard of?

Posted by Homey the Clown on 8/26/26 at 1:25 pm to sms151t

My six year old daughter, last night after tumbling class, running across a gym with a bunch of uneven mats and pads everywhere, to get a sucker, and twists her ankle. She has zero sense of chill. Goes full speed for everything. Ended up being okay for gymnastics after about ten mins of sitting down (eating her sucker).

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re: How impressed is your wife/SO with your physical capabilities/fitness?

Posted by Homey the Clown on 8/26/26 at 12:33 pm to lsu777

My girlfriend very regularly compliments my physical appearance. Almost as much as I do hers :lol: We cannot go to the pool or beach, or do anything in bathing suits without first having to get the poison out, and even after, its very difficult for us to keep our hands from roaming under the water. She's in incredible shape, and apparently I'm no slouch either. God forbid she sees me cutting the yard with my shirt off or running the boat with my shirt off and hat backwards....I might not make it to the shower after.

Its a wonderful feeling knowing the person you're in love with is as physically attracted to you as you are to them.

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re: Scope Recommendations for New Rifle

Posted by Homey the Clown on 8/12/26 at 1:59 pm to Splackavellie

Burris

Outdoor Board

re: Bring Us Your Favorite 2021 and Beyond Memes

Posted by Homey the Clown on 8/12/26 at 8:59 am to OysterPoBoy

Wait, who is she?

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re: Skipping lunch to go Pokemon hunting; who else does this to limit calories?

Posted by Homey the Clown on 8/11/26 at 1:01 pm to LSU Coyote

You may quite possibly be the most low T person on this message board.

re: Inbody H40 Home smart scale reviews

Posted by Homey the Clown on 8/10/26 at 3:13 pm to lsu777

Not sure if you're asking if I know which 5 Star Nutrition it is or which InBody version they have, but I only know of the one location next to the Walmart on Nelson. The print out from my last scan, which was actually a year ago (guess I lost track of time :lol:) says "InBody 270".

ETA:

Looks like that particular version sells for about $8k.

re: Inbody H40 Home smart scale reviews

Posted by Homey the Clown on 8/10/26 at 2:28 pm to lsu777

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no dexa within an hour drive of me. inbody is $50 everytime

I havent been in about 6 months or so, but 5 Star Nutrition here in Lake Charles offers InBody for free.

re: Bearded Guys Trimmer to Line Up Beard

Posted by Homey the Clown on 8/3/26 at 3:29 pm to CatfishJohn

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I am a hairy man. If I let my beard go without shaping the edges I'd look like wolfman

Same for me.

re: Bearded Guys Trimmer to Line Up Beard

Posted by Homey the Clown on 8/3/26 at 1:01 pm to cgrand

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I feel it is my duty to point out that if you have a beard and you are cutting straight lines at your cheeks and neck, you look like an idiot

That's the dumbest shite I've ever heard. You want me to let my beard to connect all the way down to my chest hair so I look homeless?

Bearded Guys Trimmer to Line Up Beard

Posted by Homey the Clown on 8/3/26 at 10:35 am

What trimmer do yall use to get the closest to skin and cleanest neck/cheek lines?

Currently, I use just some regular clippers to trim the length of my beard, and regular straight razor for the lines, but I'm looking for a trimmer that would get almost as close as a razor and provide clean lines for the neck and cheek lines.

Recommendations from personal experience?