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What would you chose if you had a choice on how you'd be executed?

Posted on 1/26/24 at 7:24 am
Posted by Rex Feral
Athens
Member since Jan 2014
11277 posts
Posted on 1/26/24 at 7:24 am
The Alabama case got me thinking. I didn't realize condemned inmates had a choice. This guy go to choose death by nitrogen hypoxia. That seems quick and painless. Like being put to sleep before a surgery. One moment your awake and the next thing you know you're in recovery.

Firing squad seems the coolest way to go. Maybe being thrown off a tall building so I could enjoy the free fall.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65540 posts
Posted on 1/26/24 at 7:26 am to
Paige Spirinac to suffocate me.
Posted by The Mick
Member since Oct 2010
43080 posts
Posted on 1/26/24 at 7:26 am to
Stoned or hanged. I want to feel my punishment.
Posted by LSUMANINVA
West Virginia
Member since Sep 2004
7710 posts
Posted on 1/26/24 at 7:26 am to
Public mutilation so I could yell “FREEDOM!”
Posted by Pax Regis
Alabama
Member since Sep 2007
12930 posts
Posted on 1/26/24 at 7:27 am to
Smothered by tiddies.
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
260058 posts
Posted on 1/26/24 at 7:28 am to
Old age.
Posted by SixthAndBarone
Member since Jan 2019
8143 posts
Posted on 1/26/24 at 7:29 am to
Firing squad. It’s over fast. Would hate to be hanged. And would hate going into a room strapped down while you put needles in me and I black out.
Posted by biglego
Ask your mom where I been
Member since Nov 2007
76213 posts
Posted on 1/26/24 at 7:31 am to
Death by ooga booga
Posted by Gifman
by the mountains
Member since Jan 2021
9242 posts
Posted on 1/26/24 at 7:31 am to
I'd go get a bunch of covid shots
Posted by BottomlandBrew
Member since Aug 2010
27072 posts
Posted on 1/26/24 at 7:31 am to
Give me a massive dose of heroin.
Posted by SpotCheckBilly
Member since May 2020
6402 posts
Posted on 1/26/24 at 7:31 am to
I think he chose nitrogen hypoxia as a legal maneuver. It had not been done before and they tried to argue that it was cruel and unusual.

It is probably a good way to go, however. At least if what we learned about nitrogen narcosis in Scuba class was accurate. Rapture of the deep is another name, though if he experienced it however briefly, it was more like rapture of the gurney.
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
52925 posts
Posted on 1/26/24 at 7:33 am to
I’d choose getting stoned to death. They did it in the Bible. I wonder how much you have to smoke
Posted by Crawdaddy
Slidell. The jewel of Louisiana
Member since Sep 2006
18369 posts
Posted on 1/26/24 at 7:33 am to
As controversial as possible
Posted by Bullfrog
Institutionalized but Unevaluated
Member since Jul 2010
56188 posts
Posted on 1/26/24 at 7:35 am to
Helium
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
94918 posts
Posted on 1/26/24 at 7:36 am to
Being suffocated between Famke Jansen’s thighs is an appealing option.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
123961 posts
Posted on 1/26/24 at 7:37 am to
Smothered to death by titties
Posted by Commandeaux
Zachary
Member since Jul 2009
7272 posts
Posted on 1/26/24 at 7:38 am to
My podnuhs finding out I paid for OnlyFans and they roasted me to death.
Posted by Spaceman Spiff
Savannah
Member since Sep 2012
17463 posts
Posted on 1/26/24 at 7:38 am to
Those on death row should get the most painful way possible.
Posted by biglego
Ask your mom where I been
Member since Nov 2007
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Posted on 1/26/24 at 7:39 am to
Posted by MoLiberty
Member since Aug 2018
780 posts
Posted on 1/26/24 at 7:39 am to
A botched execution is a real concern, so I would choose any method devised by Hillary Clinton.
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