Started By
Message

re: What would you chose if you had a choice on how you'd be executed?

Posted on 1/26/24 at 8:41 am to
Posted by biglego
Ask your mom where I been
Member since Nov 2007
76382 posts
Posted on 1/26/24 at 8:41 am to
That was awesome
Posted by biglego
Ask your mom where I been
Member since Nov 2007
76382 posts
Posted on 1/26/24 at 8:44 am to
quote:

I don’t understand the whole deal. We put thousands of people to sleep to cut them open daily.

It really is a manufactured problem. Manufactured by death penalty abolitionists who want to argue every method is problematic.
Posted by auggie
Opelika, Alabama
Member since Aug 2013
28021 posts
Posted on 1/26/24 at 8:47 am to
quote:

What would you chose if you had a choice on how you'd be executed?

Why should you have a choice?
Posted by rexorotten
Missouri
Member since Oct 2013
3924 posts
Posted on 1/26/24 at 8:55 am to
I would want to be whipped with across my back until I couldn't stand it anymore. Then have them mix up the crushed brick and lard and smear it on my back until it dries like a giant scab. Then have them rip it off unmercifully.

Just when I can't take anymore, I want to be drawn and quartered. One Clydesdale for each limb to end the sweet suffering.
Posted by bird35
Georgia
Member since Sep 2012
12206 posts
Posted on 1/26/24 at 8:55 am to
Fentanyl seems like a peaceful and fun way to go. Cheap as well.

Posted by NFLSUtiger
Member since Jul 2016
170 posts
Posted on 1/26/24 at 8:56 am to
Submarine explosion
Posted by tigerfoot
Alexandria
Member since Sep 2006
56369 posts
Posted on 1/26/24 at 9:05 am to
quote:

It really is a manufactured problem. Manufactured by death penalty abolitionists who want to argue every method is problematic.


I guess there is no show quality to putting a mask over someones nose and counting to three.

Instead we wanna strap folks down and watch em shake and piss on themselves.

I am all for killing those that need killing, but our criminal justice system is kinda not the best.
Posted by Sl0thstronautEsq
Antarctica
Member since Aug 2018
9270 posts
Posted on 1/26/24 at 9:07 am to
quote:

I would probably go with a high-dose Propofol drip


I was just reading about the Alabama execution and how it didn't go so well and I was wondering why they don't just use propofol.

Well, it turns out the manufacturer won't allow it. They will not sell the drug for purposes of execution: Propofol can't be used for executions, drug-maker says

I often wondered why they didn't just put the inmates to sleep using sedatives used for surgery and then just kill them while they're sedated. Well, I guess the reason is because manufacturers of such sedatives don't allow it!
This post was edited on 1/26/24 at 9:08 am
Posted by HeadSlash
TEAM LIVE BADASS - St. GEORGE
Member since Aug 2006
49721 posts
Posted on 1/26/24 at 9:08 am to
Guillotine
Posted by GasMan
north Mississippi
Member since Sep 2003
1058 posts
Posted on 1/26/24 at 9:10 am to
If done correctly, the electric chair, hanging, lethal injection, and firing squad would be quick and effective. The problem is, “done correctly.” For some reason this seems to be difficult to do.

I think I would just choose a massive narcotic overdose.
Posted by tigerfoot
Alexandria
Member since Sep 2006
56369 posts
Posted on 1/26/24 at 9:21 am to
quote:

The problem is, “done correctly.” For some reason this seems to be difficult to do.
that’s my point. We know how to do it. I suppose MDs or healthcare people can’t be involved?
Posted by stelly1025
Lafayette
Member since May 2012
8527 posts
Posted on 1/26/24 at 9:22 am to
Seppuku.
Posted by jcaz
Laffy
Member since Aug 2014
15650 posts
Posted on 1/26/24 at 9:24 am to
quote:

That seems quick and painless. Like being put to sleep before a surgery. One moment your awake and the next thing you know you're in recovery.

Except it wasn't. But joke is on him

Hit me with some propfol and then shoot me.
Posted by MeridianDog
Home on the range
Member since Nov 2010
14222 posts
Posted on 1/26/24 at 9:26 am to
quote:

often wondered why they didn't just put the inmates to sleep using sedatives used for surgery and then just kill them while they're sedated. Well, I guess the reason is because manufacturers of such sedatives don't allow it!


I bet the Chinese would have no objection to Fentanyl use. I wonder if there are fentanyl powders that work in food. They could develop the gumbo of death, coffee kill, or pizza supreme. Allow the prisoner to choose their "Last" meal, and after a certain date and time, whatever they eat or drink would contain a lethal dose of fentanyl. I wonder how many would starve to death and claim unusual painful punishment. I think most drug enforcement agency evidence storage rooms contain lifetime supplies. A few weeks back, they claim to have intercepted enough to kill everyone in the USA. JUst use that.
This post was edited on 1/26/24 at 9:27 am
Posted by Areddishfish
The Wild West
Member since Oct 2015
6283 posts
Posted on 1/26/24 at 9:39 am to
Like Michael Jackson and Prince. Just OD me on propofol.
Posted by Tantal
Member since Sep 2012
14035 posts
Posted on 1/26/24 at 9:42 am to
Snu Snu. As long as it's with women and I'm pitching.
Posted by PurpleandGold Motown
Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Oct 2007
22001 posts
Posted on 1/26/24 at 9:45 am to
quote:

I was just reading about the Alabama execution and how it didn't go so well and I was wondering why they don't just use propofol.


Prison officials are saying it's because the inmate was actively trying to hold his breath during the execution. This could be true, and if it is, this execution method is inherently flawed and shouldn't be used.
Posted by GasMan
north Mississippi
Member since Sep 2003
1058 posts
Posted on 1/26/24 at 9:55 am to
Well that was his call in an attempt to make it as ugly as possible. Inmates did that for years and years in the gas chambers across the country; the result is always the same.

It doesn’t bother me.
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
90723 posts
Posted on 1/26/24 at 10:06 am to
Erotic Asphyxiation by a high end hooker
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
90723 posts
Posted on 1/26/24 at 10:13 am to
quote:

should like to die with an audience broadcast live on TV and the Internet. The state assigns me an assassin, and only he and I know the method of my execution. And one more stipulation: I want to die in my room.


Better idea. Do a trial by combat sort of thing like in GOT. Except in this case I get a 24 hour head start and 10k in cash. Govt sends their best assassin after me. As long as I can evade him, I live. If I make it 1 year, my sentence is commuted. If I commit any felony while evading the sentence cannot be commuted if I win (I.e can’t hurt anyone, steal a car, etc). I would have access to my home and bank account within that first 24 hours if I needed to get more money/supplies before fleeing.

ETA: would make a neat show on tv too
This post was edited on 1/26/24 at 10:16 am
first pageprev pagePage 3 of 4Next pagelast page

Back to top
logoFollow TigerDroppings for LSU Football News
Follow us on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram to get the latest updates on LSU Football and Recruiting.

FacebookTwitterInstagram