re: What will you change when you become dictator?

Piped-in music and DJ will be forbidden in Tiger Stadium; only live band music allowed.

I get to decide how my federal and state tax dollars will be spent.

Voting must be in-person, on election day, with valid photo ID. Election fraud punishable by death.

Trannies, pedophiles and other deviants will be sent to Greenland.

Self checkout will pay you the equivalent of $10/hr to scan and bag your own stuff.

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What will you change when you become dictator?

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1. America switches completely to the metric system.
2. Ban the Catholic church.
3. Politicians don't get to buy and sell stocks.
4. Houses can only be purchased by individuals, not companies.
5. Corporate execs that get stock options as part of their benefits package get taxed the same rate on those stocks that they would on a salary.
6. Mandatory 4 weeks paid vacation for every full-time worker.

Pain with no objective complaints will no longer be evidence of disability for social security or work comp. All laws will be plain language and attorneys eradicated.

100% tax on income from paid protesting

Immediate ban on all dictators.

1. All adults must wear their underwear on the outside of their clothes on the second Thursday of each month.
2.The second born male in every family must be named Cleophus.
3.When appearing before a judge in any courtroom, any utterance before the court must begin with" Waka, Waka, Waka, Here YE, Here Ye".

I’m reading your mind, I think. I say a one way plane ticket and forfeiture of US citizenship/passport.

EBT items are only used for fresh foods and packaged protein... absolutely nothing in a box

Welfare recipients must attend trade school, unless over the age of 65

Welfare recipients are allowed 12 consecutive months of payments then it is cut off... unless they're on stringenly tested disability

Mental institutions are be brought back in every city with over 50,000 residents

Murder conviction results in death penalty

Cooking and consuming corndogs results in death penalty... too many of my fellow dogs have been sacrificed to feed you fat fricks already

I will form a new branch of government called the Boobie Branch... titties that meet certain requirements will be mandated to be shown 4 days a week for an 8 hour period

All guns will be deregulated on a national level, and mandatory target practice for 2 hours every sunday after church will be enforced

Mandatory church every Sunday