TheArrogantCorndog

Momma always told me to find a jc penny's gal and marry her...

Why does every damn Christmas item have an old red truck with a tree in the bed?? It's everywhere...

[quote]Here's a fun fact for you: Nick Saban and Ed Orgeron now have the same number of undefeated regular seasons[/quote] [img]https://media1.tenor.com/images/952144478120dcb1e6e56cc5cd0f8630/tenor.gif?itemid=14839701[/img]...

[quote]If we really wanted to get rid of cartels we'd legalize drugs and quit buying their product at a 98% profit margin. [/quote] They'll just go after other revenue streams... like avacados... which they are already doing [link=(https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.businessinsider.com/mexican-c...

[quote]Both gates of NASP are currently secured due to reports of an active shooter. More information will be provided as it becomes available.[/quote] Per NASPCOLA twatter...

I'm 5 mins away, I'll go check it out...

[quote]Or just a gigantic douche that has nothing else to do with his day. Oh, and he knows we're right. [/quote] Both... either cajunbama or Texag7... or they're the same gigantic loser...

[quote]Socolait[/quote] Ugh.. do better...

[quote]She is a single parent of three children: a girl from Guatemala adopted in 2008; a boy from Russia adopted in 2009;and a boy adopted in 2011. [/quote] Yea, but is the juice worth she squeeze... and by juice I mean booty...

[quote]Who’s alter are you [/quote] cajunbama/Texag7...

[quote]SVP is probably part of the crowd that believes Texas is a Top 10 win. He's an idiot. [/quote] No, you're just a gigantic frickin idiot...

[quote]He ended up getting 12 stitches in his scalp after hitting the backboard. [/quote] Exactly how kids should grow up... break a few bones, scrape yourself up... just don't die, and you'll be better for it Too many helicopter parents that freak out at a little scrape or cut and shelter ...

Trampoline + Above ground pool + basketball goal = NBA Jam Do It!!...

[quote]I’m waiting for the PSA variant [/quote] $750 in 2 years...

[quote]It means super scary fully semi automatic gun with 1000 round clip [/quote] :ahh: Oh noz we can't have that... that's like a 200 rounds per second clip!! That's SUPER military grade!!...

[quote]No one needs a military grade assault rifle gun. [/quote] Idk what that means...

[quote]I wish hats made a comeback [/quote] frick caps... where the hell did capes go???... Bring Back Capes!!!! [img]https://i.imgur.com/bjyEWRr.gif?noredirect[/img]...

frick all yall Come @ me migo...

No....

I don't need to see how much mud ridding I put my underpants through...