TheArrogantCorndog

[quote]How the hell have you not picked up by now? There was a pickup...like three days ago [/quote] Sumbitch :banghead: Never got any emails about any pickups... left totally in the dark :sad:...

[quote]1. Username, No Colors [/quote] Not until he fills his orders I want my damn cooler :angry:...

Tie up some Christmas trees with some concrete blocks and sink them ...

[quote]Offer $5k cash incentive for vasectomies/ tube tying to 12 year olds with a coupon for a reversal when they are over 18 and get married. Show them how many Jordans/Louis Vitton's they can buy with $5,000! [/quote] Honestly, one of my best employees lives in a halfway house and has at...

Id cover her tits in kikkoman and let her take a few strokes on my dogleg left...

First, i hope i have enough money so my kids and grandkids don't have to work a day in their life I know a few ppl who will never have to work, and instead they follow their passions with reckless abandon (mainly art and world travel) because they have that opportunity... and they are happier tha...

[quote]Is Runnels not religiously affiliated? [/quote] Nope Episcopal has very good academics Runnels has good academics and is pretty laid back... lets kids be themselves Parkview has a well deserved rep for producing sluts and druggies Dunham is a good school If u got the cash, go Ep...

Butt sex... it'll blow their intergalactic minds...

goldennugget could do 2hrs on the topic... would love to see his take...

Distiller ...

No... but I've been told if you whistle happy birthday,I twerk and cluck like a chicken until you do it again I think they're messing with me... I've never heard anybody whistle happy birthday in my life...

[quote]Lake of the Ozarks Shootout with a top speed of 114 MPH and consequently obtained the shootout's record for fastest pontoon boat. [/quote] Yea, but what is even more impressive is that he was grillin up some sausage and burgers during the run...

Lew's American Hero Speed Stick 7' medium action Good tip Strong backbone Won't break the bank... I dont have the money to buy a $150 rod Very happy with it...

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[quote]only follow orders. [/quote] Time to go rogue...

The Battin Rewidge :dunno: Screw it... St. George Sluggers :nana:...

[quote]but there’s no where to sit down[/quote] Try on your bf's dick...

[quote]He won by a little over 77,000 in three states to win the electoral college. [/quote] Winners win... losers should say good game and get ready for the next one... not cry go full retard like baby back bitches [quote]He lost the popular vote by what 2,000,000?  [/quote] Another dum...

[quote]I can ride a bicycle. Two is better than one, soo...I win, I guess. [/quote] I can half assed ride a bicycle... which means I can whole assed ride a unicycle, soo... I win, I guess....

[quote]just got home, had a good day, but I know I'll kick myself in the arse if I don't.[/quote] Can u catch a pop up??...