TheArrogantCorndog

Dude walks around half the time, then he turns on tGOAT machine and kills it

Brilliant... and i absolutely HATE soccer, but he figured out his formula for success

Dusting crawfish means you don't know how to boil them correctly

Boil them correctly and you'll never want that garbage again

Just learn how to season your water like an adult, instead of serving people bland garbage

I managed a seafood store in SELA for 5 years and never once did I think dusting was the way to go... thats some new garbage yankee shite... frick off you pretender

Cook it right the first time... fooookin yanks

Look, I don't care

Come help me fix the trim system on my boat... k? k.

Simplest answer... i don't care

Id rather give all my attention and care to my family

I can drive to white sand beaches and clear blue water on 1 tank of gas... have the freshest seafood meal and leave happy... i can also drive 4 hours in the.other direction and have the best tacos and tamales of my life

I just don't have the bandwidth to care about what other people care about. The real, and amazing, world is outside of your phone... it's all for the taking while imbeciles, like yourself, care about what you see on a screen, and ask dumbfrick questions like this

Life is made to live and enjoy... not chase dollars

Enjoy each and every free moment with family and friends, and forget about the bullshite you already have to deal with every morning... don't make life hard... make it easy

Right now, I am 40yo... i have investments making more money than I need to live on... i worked like a dog since I was 18 and squirreled away everything I could... I have no kids, because ive never been married, but i have a wonderful girlfriend... i haven't had a job since last year, and I cannot complain...i have a paid off truck, a paid off boat, and a house...

The point is... be smart, plan accordingly, be responsible with money AND WOMEN, and stop chasing dollars.... everybody likes to brag about how they have this or that... or how so n so does this or that...who frigging cares??

Live your life, and stop the rat race inside your head... The Jonses were never worth keeping up with in the first place.... walk your own path, and leave your own trail

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I've been to that guy's house before. Everyone should go there and visit

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I puked in his rose garden after a night of playing Captain Dickhead with Southern Comfort on UVA's campus... while on a business trip

Turns out, Redbull and Marlboro Reds are not a cure all for bad decisions

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chiggers

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I dont want to be PC, but...

I think they prefer the term "insect americans"

I pressure wash on the way home, and flush motor with muffs as soon as I get home... 3 hrs from Grand Isle

Other than a Canadian film crew, I was the first person to figure out where Sean Vincent Gillis lived. I knocked on the door and his girlfriend Terri answered. She invited me and 2 of my friends inside and gave us a tour of the house. She showed us a binder of photos from after the police raid, and his computer which was full of saved news articles of Derrick Todd Lee. He was obsessed with DTL.

Crazy enough, I knew Pam Kinamore (DTL victim) because my stepdad was good friends with her husband, Mr. Byron. We would get together for football games, and grill. Before they moved to Briarwood, had a house with a pond in the front yard, and that is where I learned how to fish, and caught my first fish.

All time hilarious play... that will be on a highlight reel for years and years to come