re: What will you change when you become dictator?

Sex work becoming legal and the women are tested weekly

Arrest politicians before they get elected to save time and money.

Abolish the Democrat Party and send its adherents to the Communist nation of their choice.

Seal the borders and deport anyone who doesn't speak English.

Outlaw Islam.

Death penalty for uninsured motorists.

A few ideas...

1. Mandatory weight restrictions for yoga pants
2. All Dressed chips a standard flavor in US
3. Ban TikTok
4. Loss of all voting privileges if you use alternate pronouns or are a felon
5. NCAA College Football video game to be published ever year by Federal Law
6. Constitutional Carry everywhere
7. Minimum chicken finger size at Raising Cane's
8. Every scientist becomes immediately engaged in extending the life of my dog
9. Ban all unions
10. Mandatory playing of Neck at every LSU home game

Mandatory 1 hour gym time 5 days per week or you pay a penalty tax. We have gotten too fat as a nation

Shopping carts not returned to the corral:
-First offense - Six months in jail
-Second offense - One year in prison
-Third offense - Death

Movement of farm equipment by farmers, regarding time of day and inconvenience:

-If they willfully choose to move farm equipment on major roadways during morning, lunch, or afternoon rush hours, thus inconveniencing everyone on the road, they are to be dragged from said equipment, executed, and immediately buried on the side of the road.
......this may seem harsh, but your job will not give you the right to inconvenience other people trying to do their jobs and live their lives. You know good and well that moving equipment during those times is a choice, and that you have other options. Just don't be an inconsiderate a-hole.

On "sideshows" and illegal street racing and shutting down roadways:
-If/when said events occur RPGs will be fired into the gathered crowd until participants either disperse or are no longer living.
......Roadwork crews are to be on 24/7 standby for dispatch to begin immediate infrastructure repairs resultant from said RPGs.

Ban all commercials.
Return cart failure, maximum penalty.
Limit food stamps to fruits, veggies, meat.
Government assistance limited time.
Not using blinker, big fine.
No inspection stickers or plate tags.
Ban spam calls.
Remove the word racism from vocabulary.
Close the border forever.
No 'dial 1' for English.

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Make marriage licenses much harder to get.

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Ummm we’d still have the same problems except people just wouldn’t get married

Announce a one hour TV show on all media.

Screen opens to a wheel with ten numbers 0 to 9 on it.

Miss America comes out. Smiles and waves and whatever.

Dictator comes out (me) and says "Government is too big. and too many brilliant people (snicker) are working for all of you. Everyone of them has a Social Security Number.

Miss whatsit is going to give the wheel a good spin. The number that the arrow lands on will indicate the last number of the social security number of the people who just lost their jobs.

In four months, we'll do this again , but with the nine remaining numbers.

Now remember, there are going to be good workers out there lookinc for employment. Hire them.

(Any foreigners with no socials....go home. NOW.)

Banning 1 7/8" trailer balls. Holding a national election to select between standard measurement and metric tools, needing both is ridiculous.