What will you change when you become dictator?

Insurance companies who don’t pay off totaled vehicles after they tell you they have so it causes you to miss a payment and drop your credit score by 180 points. Death by firing squad

All keypads will have the numbers in the same order.
Overweight does not qualify for a handicap parking plate.
No driving tests in any language other than English.

Caught driving in the left lane slower than passing traffic will result in your reproductive organs being removed with a tractor.

Deport all liberals.

Grocery stores will All have the same layout. None of this bullshite where you run into a store to grab something and it’s a different layout.

15 items or less lines will be enforceable by the offender paying for the the grocery bill of the customer behind them.

Left lane cruisers will legally be able to have pit maneuvers performed against them.

flat tax.

I will require detailed proof that somebody with a handicap placard hanging in their car is actually handicapped Car gets sent to the junkyard and the person gets 10 years in jail

Thousand dollar fine for people who don’t return their grocery buggies to the designated return area in the parking lot

Skipping a long lane of cars waiting in a turn lane and forcing your way in would be a $5,000 fine.

Camping out in the left lane would be a $5,000 fine.

If you steal a package off a porch or break into a car to steal you're executed on the spot.

If you're blocking traffic to protest then your life is forfeit and there are no repercussions for anything that happens to you.

Weight and/or BMI limit for yoga pants.

There will not be traffic. If an accident occurs, and it's due to negligence, mandatory 20 year sentence. Rubberneckers will face instant cruise missiles.

I would keep the borders open, but only to women, and only after they agree to be sterilized. I would send drones after The View, Don Lemon, the Kardashians , MSNBC, former newspaper The New York Times, any living boy band member, annybody who has ever uttered the phrases “ Black Lives Matter “ , “ Free Palestine “ , “ Toxic Masculinity “, people who drive slow in the passing lane, and Mark Zuckerberg. I’d carpet bomb Tuscaloosa and force A&M to be straight. I’d imprison anyone associated with Cox cable and force the car manufacturers to bring back 60s and 70s muscle cars at affordable prices. I’d send porn star Mia Khalifa back to Gaza with only a bath towel. That would all be before 9:00 am day one.