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Teaching the gumps how to hold and trying to pull that root of the dogs throats. I’m watching a highlight show from the natty right now wondering if those refs can really believe they missed a key hold on the tying TD or the tackle of Roquan on Tua’s scramble. Mind boggling how the gumps can bel...

culture, brother...

You have also never lied, riiight???...

Statues and monuments should be banned because every person holds a belief that another finds offensive. We should not have any pride in any accomplishment that a person makes because everyone is actually evil. ...

Ive putted with a Zing 5 for years but did a full bag overhaul last week. I selected the Odyssey White Hot Fang putter and struggled today. Any tips on going from a blafe to a mallet style...

[quote]quote: people like myself *people like me. [/quote] Thank you, you made my point that my skills are diminishing...

Nope, its uninhabited...

[quote] Bad topics and shitty OPs affect readers [/quote] My next post idea: I've got a pimple on my ass Message: I think I'll name it IT_Dawg Go suck a dick and choke like your team did in the natty...

So they do great work and yet you consider any lag time to be fricking off. That makes you a micro-Manager ...

I got out of school 30 years ago. Back then almost everything we read was edited by a publisher after a professional wrote it. Nowadays we read posts, blogs and internet articles written by people like myself. I used to be a better writer and a very good speller but my skills are diminished. Is it a...

If you mean had my worm nibbled then yes, your mom catfished me...

[quote]Man that’s actually pretty nuts[/quote] You cant see the fisherman's nuts. I guess you just used your imagination...

Take him to Vegas. At least one of you will have a good time. Every time a hot cocktail waitress passes pull out a pic of the ex and tell her your baby mama left home and you heard that she was working as a waitress in the casino. Sympathy sex is a certainty...

[img]http://www.dirtybutton.com/media/db2246-gynecologists-convention.jpg[/img] This doesnt happen at the proctologist convention, does it?...

If they restrict what the cards can buy they will sell them to some local cafe who will use them to buy staple goods...

No rims??? You heartless bastard...

Doesn’t matter whether you get mad or not, them treasury agents still gonna get 40% of yo check and piss it away...

If they find it is a racial attack the town of Austin will be a timebo...wait, powderke...uh, about to explo...frick it, a bad place to be...

I was a student and my parents came in for the Miami game. Mom is still traumatized from being up in the top deck. Finally the old man agreed to call it a day...

Any porn star you can name...