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What laws would you create if you were dictator of a nation?

Posted on 1/11/25 at 5:14 pm
Posted by cbree88
South Louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
7966 posts
Posted on 1/11/25 at 5:14 pm
For me:

1.) All women must take Ozempic starting at age 18.

2.) if a first-degree murderer or rapist is convicted by a jury by unanimous vote, he is executed within 2 weeks. He doesn’t get a million appeals and stay in the system for 20 years.

3.) All country borders are secured with the military.
Posted by NewIberiaHaircut
Lafayette
Member since May 2013
12039 posts
Posted on 1/11/25 at 5:18 pm to
People camped in the left lane will receive the death penalty.
Posted by Breesus
House of the Rising Sun
Member since Jan 2010
67850 posts
Posted on 1/11/25 at 5:18 pm to
I tell you one thing, I would not exploit the workers and hang on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society.

I’d make an anarcho-syndicalist commune. We would take turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week, but all the decisions of that officer have to be ratified at a special biweekly meeting by a simple majority, in the case of purely internal affairs, but by a two thirds majority, in the case of more major issues.
This post was edited on 1/11/25 at 5:19 pm
Posted by RanchoLaPuerto
Jena
Member since Aug 2023
626 posts
Posted on 1/11/25 at 5:19 pm to
I’d create and fund a Manhattan Project on cold fusion and miniature reactors.
Posted by Bonnie Blue
Nashville
Member since Apr 2011
200 posts
Posted on 1/11/25 at 5:19 pm to
I would outlaw Phillips head screws.
Posted by El Tigre Grande
Bayou Self
Member since Jan 2006
2586 posts
Posted on 1/11/25 at 5:20 pm to
1 year mandatory jail time for anyone texting in the left lane.
Posted by PalletJack
LA by birth, TX by choice
Member since Oct 2024
429 posts
Posted on 1/11/25 at 5:23 pm to
Get convicted three times of a felony and you go to the criminal camp. No laws and no exit. You kill or rape you go there immediately. Respect the laws or live without any
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
62768 posts
Posted on 1/11/25 at 5:26 pm to
Everyone gets a mandatory dash cam. If someone is driving retarded it is legal to pit em into the wall. And then they pitted party pays for all damages to any vehicle involved. Garnish wages and what not.

The jury would be text voting like American idol. The people will decide if it was warranted or not


IE you are driving slow in left lane, I put you in the wall and you have to pay for damages.
Posted by SoFla Tideroller
South Florida
Member since Apr 2010
35422 posts
Posted on 1/11/25 at 5:27 pm to
No campaign donations by anyone outside the jurisdiction of the race being contested (i.e. for statewide races no one outside that state can give money, etc.) Plus, only real live voters can donate. No PACs, corporations or artificial entities can give money

Absolutely no payments to anyone for having children

No women's suffrage
This post was edited on 1/11/25 at 5:29 pm
Posted by liquid rabbit
Boxtard BPB®© emeritus
Member since Mar 2006
62829 posts
Posted on 1/11/25 at 5:30 pm to
1. Ban lite beer. Actually anything but porters, stouts and black lager.
2. IQ test for marriage license, driver's license and voting.
3. People on government dole don't get a vote. On anything.
4. Liberals/progressives are executed.
Posted by nealnan8
Atlanta
Member since Oct 2016
2763 posts
Posted on 1/11/25 at 5:31 pm to
Dennis, there's some lovely filth down there....
Posted by Bourre
Da Parish
Member since Nov 2012
21816 posts
Posted on 1/11/25 at 5:31 pm to
Mandatory military service
Posted by Ponchy Tiger
Ponchatoula
Member since Aug 2004
47498 posts
Posted on 1/11/25 at 5:32 pm to
quote:

People camped in the left lane will receive the death penalty.
I am good with this as long as it also applies to anyone driving 15 miles over the limit and anyone driving 10 miles under.
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
48566 posts
Posted on 1/11/25 at 5:32 pm to
quote:

What laws would you create if you were dictator of a nation?


errybody has to give me taint tickles.
Posted by Dale Gribble
Member since Aug 2014
277 posts
Posted on 1/11/25 at 5:33 pm to
The song “Pour Some Sugar On Me” would no longer be accessible to the public.
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
80051 posts
Posted on 1/11/25 at 5:34 pm to
Prima nocta
This post was edited on 1/11/25 at 5:35 pm
Posted by RazorBroncs
Possesses the largest
Member since Sep 2013
14865 posts
Posted on 1/11/25 at 5:35 pm to

If you are caught not using a blinker while someone is obviously waiting on you to pull out or take a turn, that person waiting has the right to shoot at your vehicle
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
80051 posts
Posted on 1/11/25 at 5:36 pm to
quote:

Everyone gets a mandatory dash cam.


Make these standard like seat belts and backup cameras
Posted by Powerman
Member since Jan 2004
164929 posts
Posted on 1/11/25 at 5:37 pm to
All medical doctors must have 60 hours of nutrition specific coursework before even beginning medical school. I'm ok if this is part of their 4 year matriculation into the medical field.
This post was edited on 1/11/25 at 5:38 pm
Posted by bad93ex
Walnut Cove
Member since Sep 2018
30668 posts
Posted on 1/11/25 at 5:38 pm to
1) Expel useless eaters from the country
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