Started By
Message

re: What is Your Ancestry?

Posted on 8/7/26 at 10:36 pm to
Posted by Bullfrog
Running Through the Wet Grass
Member since Jul 2010
61999 posts
Posted on 8/7/26 at 10:36 pm to
Posted by PrettyLights
Member since Oct 2014
1510 posts
Posted on 8/7/26 at 11:52 pm to
Mostly Tennessee and South Carolina.
This post was edited on 8/7/26 at 11:54 pm
Posted by Hondo Blacksheep
Member since Jul 2022
3660 posts
Posted on 8/8/26 at 2:27 am to
50+ percent Italian, 24% Arab (Druze & Roman occupation?). And 4% Neanderthal, not even a human fricking being so that's just great. The rest is smattering of other Mediterranean coastals as you would expect. My Mitocodrial Eve could only be traced back 9k years to NE Africa. Ah well, the Neanderthal thing notwithstanding, you get the cards you're dealt, and I'll live with it, kinda have to lol.
This post was edited on 8/12/26 at 10:03 am
Posted by cattus
Member since Jan 2009
16311 posts
Posted on 8/8/26 at 2:41 am to
quote:

Unfortunately, I learned that I am not completely white...I got 1% NW Italy. 87% British Isles (shockingly much more Southern England than Northern or Scotland), 6% NW Germany, 4% Danish, and 2% Icelandic. I assume the latter three are carryovers from the Viking invasions.
Looks like you are
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
64346 posts
Posted on 8/8/26 at 3:28 am to
quote:

Jewish - 0% - Not surprised.


quote:

I had my DNA tested by Genealogy.com.


Now they can test your faith via DNA sample?

Between Mick Catholic and Wop Catholic I am pretty much 100% Catholic tho my DNA may be more Heinz 57 / mutt. Having a DNA testing site say I am Catholic is both redundant AND creepy.
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
64346 posts
Posted on 8/8/26 at 3:30 am to
quote:

1% NW Italy


That is white Italy

Fair skin / Red hair

To be black you need to be Southern Italy (most likely Sicilian)
Posted by Koolazzkat
Behind the Tupelo gum tree
Member since May 2021
4081 posts
Posted on 8/8/26 at 4:35 am to
Never tested but probably mostly Western European because that’s what all lower Livingston parish white trash typically is.
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
31080 posts
Posted on 8/8/26 at 5:30 am to
My grandmother did a genealogy study and found our people were Scotch-Irish and somehow ended up in Alabama, then settled in North Louisiana.

GOOGLE - Irish people have always moved to Birmingham for work especially for the construction, factory and industrial work which the city had to offer. Many Irish people moved to Birmingham to build canals, roads and railways in the city's industrial past.

Might explain my obsession with golf
This post was edited on 8/8/26 at 5:34 am
Posted by Tiger Ryno
#WoF
Member since Feb 2007
109126 posts
Posted on 8/8/26 at 6:02 am to
100% white american
Posted by dgnx6
Member since Feb 2006
92350 posts
Posted on 8/8/26 at 8:37 am to
quote:

100% Caucasian



It's quite possible it's 0% Caucasian or maybe the 1%.


He's mostly western European. The Caucasus mountains are geographically in West Asia.


The whole Caucasian thing came from a German saying those people from that area were the most beautiful.


Most of us aren't from Georgia, Armenia, northern Iran.





This post was edited on 8/8/26 at 8:39 am
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
21669 posts
Posted on 8/8/26 at 9:16 am to
My genealogy report indicated 100% Noreparations for you, whitey.
Posted by touchdownjeebus
Member since Sep 2010
27073 posts
Posted on 8/8/26 at 9:28 am to
quote:

Anyone that's enlisted since the 90s has had a mouth swab done, and their DNA is stored with the least secure major entity on earth: USGov.


And it was compromised. The Chinese already have all of this shite.
Posted by PillageUrVillage
Mordor
Member since Mar 2011
16352 posts
Posted on 8/8/26 at 9:30 am to
Haven’t done the DNA thing but I’ve traced ancestors to France, Italy, Spain, Corsica, Sardinia, and Canary Islands. So I guess that explains my olive complexion.
Posted by Stinger_1066
On a golf course
Member since Jul 2021
4007 posts
Posted on 8/8/26 at 9:39 am to
quote:

Finland/Northwest Russia - 3%. This one was a real head scratcher. Then a friend reminded me that the Vikings did make it all the way into modern Germany. After that it started to make sense.



The Vikings made it a hell of a lot further than modern Germany.

They were present everywhere from the Middle East all the way to Canada.

quote:

The Genealogy.com website says it can hook me up with some cousins. I hope that at least one of them is very rich and really likes me.


More likely, your DNA will be used to help catch one of your close relatives who is a criminal.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
76847 posts
Posted on 8/8/26 at 9:45 am to
Two of my siblings have done this, two different firms that did their surveys.

Their results were very similar.

~90% British, and the rest a bit of North German and Scandinavian

One survey reported a trace of Ashkenazi ancestry.

The overall premise validates what we historically “knew”: that all of our ancestors were in the American colonies before the revolution with one exception. A Hessian mercenary who was captured during the revolution and stayed here after being released.

My surname’s ancestor was a surgeon in the Revolutionary Army.

“Saw” some bad shite. Get it? Surgeon-Saw?
This post was edited on 8/8/26 at 9:48 am
Posted by Lonnie Utah
Utah!
Member since Jul 2012
36145 posts
Posted on 8/8/26 at 10:07 am to
German 36%
Southern Germanic Europe 24%
Northwestern Germany 10%
Germans in Russia 2%

English 30%
Southeastern England & Northwestern Europe 10%
England West Midlands 7%
England East Midlands 6%
North East England 4%
Cornwall 3%

Other UK 20%
Central Scotland & Northern Ireland 10%
Northern Wales & North West England 6%
Connacht, Ireland 4%

Other 14%
Brittany, France 2%
Denmark 9%
Sweden 2%
Finland <1%
Nigerian Woodlands 1%
Posted by backbone
Colorado
Member since Jul 2026
707 posts
Posted on 8/8/26 at 10:10 am to
Jewish is an ethnicity not a religion. The Jews changed the history books to fool people. Ask any real Jew what their ethnicity is and they’ll tell you Jewish.

My wife is Jewish
This post was edited on 8/8/26 at 10:12 am
Posted by Shorts Guy
BR
Member since Dec 2023
1130 posts
Posted on 8/8/26 at 10:23 am to
The only surprise on mine was 2% Romanian. I have no clue where that ties in. Somebody must’ve gotten around on their husband with a Gypsy back in the day is all I can think of.

Everything else makes sense…Acadia, France, England, Scotland, Ireland, Denmark.
Posted by BluegrassCardinal
Kentucky
Member since Nov 2022
2270 posts
Posted on 8/8/26 at 10:23 am to
I did mine last year, like a lot of Kentuckians, heavy on the Scot/Irish, as in 23%. The rest was various parts of England and Wales. I do have have something like 11% northern France as my great grandmother on the maternal side was a LaFollette and descendents of French Huguenots. There was a small (7-8%) German DNA that showed up. I was able to track that to some distant grandparents on dad’s side.
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
86789 posts
Posted on 8/8/26 at 10:25 am to
95% Moop.
5 % Sexy AF.
The rest mostly Irish and English.
first pageprev pagePage 4 of 5Next pagelast page

Back to top
logoFollow TigerDroppings for LSU Football News
Follow us on X, Facebook and Instagram to get the latest updates on LSU Football and Recruiting.

Facebook•X•Instagram