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re: What if the british won the revolutionary war?

Posted on 12/19/17 at 2:05 pm to
Posted by TulaneFan
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Posted on 12/19/17 at 2:05 pm to
Tea would be expensive as frick
Posted by SCLSUMuddogs
Baton Rouge
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Posted on 12/19/17 at 2:06 pm to
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Dont the European powers kick themselves they lost so much land and resources. i think Britannia wouldve been the most powerful force in the world.


The U.S. was going to gain independence at some point regardless.

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also, i think napoleon wanted to invade USA


I don't think Napoleon was thinking about invading anyone after his Russia debacle
Posted by madmaxvol
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Posted on 12/19/17 at 2:07 pm to
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Are you suggesting that there was no crack in the eighties?


No I'm not.




While technically the '90's I'm guessing it wasn't the good Mayor's first time on the glass phallus.
Posted by samson73103
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Posted on 12/19/17 at 2:08 pm to
We would all be speaking English.
Posted by LucasP
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Posted on 12/19/17 at 2:08 pm to
See? This is what's wrong with modern day politicians. They're so worried about acting like they don't smoke crack.
Posted by MeridianDog
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Posted on 12/19/17 at 2:09 pm to
The world would be different:

1 - Guinness would have plants in Pittsburgh and Topeka and Budweiser would be a small artisan craft beer.

2 - Chicken Tikki Masala would be the national dish, followed closely by beef kidney pie.

3 - Protesters would take a knee when "God Save the Queen" is played.

4 - No George Washington on the dollar bill. No Lincoln on the penny. Big drug dealers would have pounds and pounds of pounds in their pockets.

5 - Prince Charles would be a major cattle ranch man living north of Dallas, happily married to Monica Lewenski with several little cowpuncher kids and rumors of ongoing side action with Ms Texas 1992.

6 - "Give her the UK" would be seen as a nasty remark. Give him the UK? Whatever.

7 - Obama would now be in his third term as president of Kenya.

8 - Michael Jordan would be a commander of the fleet and Knight of the Realm.

9 - There would no Pres. Donald Trump. He would likely be a Thursday night late night fashion talk host on BBC Radio.

10 - When our favorite Cricket player overcame the challenge of a sticky wicket we would all lift a pint and shout "Dilly Dilly!"

Posted by WinnPtiger
Fort Worth
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Posted on 12/19/17 at 2:10 pm to
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William Tecumseh Sherman would have freed us later



that's a geaux tigers
Posted by AUCE05
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Posted on 12/19/17 at 2:13 pm to
The Brits were so over extended, they would have lost the territory anyway.
Posted by Twenty 49
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Posted on 12/19/17 at 2:14 pm to
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i think Britannia wouldve been the most powerful force in the world.


They also had India, Canada, Australia, Ireland, and huge chunks of Africa, Indonesia, and the Caribbean under their control.

But all those places, like the 13 colonies, grew up and got to be too much for Britain to keep under its thumb.

Some of those places are still formally under the crown, but they are actually self governing.
Posted by Brosef Stalin
Member since Dec 2011
42625 posts
Posted on 12/19/17 at 2:15 pm to
If England hadn't lost America, would they still control Canada, India, etc? Would they have spread to the west coast? Louisiana would still be French territory. Texas and everything west would be part of Mexico, or maybe Spain.
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
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Posted on 12/19/17 at 2:29 pm to
We always kick the Britishs arse. Kicked them in the revolutionary war and ww2
Posted by biggsc
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Posted on 12/19/17 at 2:30 pm to
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Dont the European powers kick themselves they lost so much land and resources. i think Britannia wouldve been the most powerful force in the world.

also, i think napoleon wanted to invade USA



There would be no Louisiana, no LSU or Tigerdroppings.com
Posted by Napoleon
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Posted on 12/19/17 at 2:31 pm to
Napoleon was scared of the blacks.
Truth.

We got Louisiana only because of Haiti.
Posted by StraightCashHomey21
Aberdeen,NC
Member since Jul 2009
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Posted on 12/19/17 at 2:42 pm to
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What if the british won the revolutionary war? by Boo Krewe


we would be really good at soccer
Posted by GetCocky11
Calgary, AB
Member since Oct 2012
53509 posts
Posted on 12/19/17 at 2:53 pm to
Read about the political history of Canada in the British Empire.

That is probably how it would have happened for the American colonies.
Posted by TxTiger82
Member since Sep 2004
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Posted on 12/19/17 at 3:06 pm to
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Dont the European powers kick themselves they lost so much land and resources.


No. They willingly gave their remaining colonies independence after WWII because they realized that empires are expensive and troublesome. Examples: India, Africa, Indochina.
Posted by soccerfüt
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Posted on 12/19/17 at 3:15 pm to
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What if the british won the revolutionary war?
It wouldn't now be called the "revolutionary war" now would it?

It'd be called the American Colonial Uprising or the like.
Posted by DirtyMikeandtheBoys
Member since May 2011
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Posted on 12/19/17 at 3:27 pm to
There'd be mass protests to tear down statues of George Washington, Thomas Jefferson .....oh wait
Posted by PurpleandGold Motown
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Posted on 12/19/17 at 3:36 pm to
You'd be speaking French right now.
Posted by TigersFan64
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Oct 2014
4755 posts
Posted on 12/19/17 at 3:47 pm to
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What if the british won the revolutionary war


Slavery would have been abolished sooner than 1865 and without a civil war.

We would probably be a commonwealth country today with a parliamentary system.
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