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re: Ways to woo the wife into sex

Posted on 7/18/19 at 6:32 am to
Posted by Meauxjeaux
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Member since Jun 2005
46958 posts
Posted on 7/18/19 at 6:32 am to
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been working great and my married sex life is rocking along at 1.5 times a week now


1 missionary, 1 handy?

Not bad....
This post was edited on 7/18/19 at 6:33 am
Posted by YouAre8Up
in a house
Member since Mar 2011
12792 posts
Posted on 7/18/19 at 6:33 am to
Beta
Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
11622 posts
Posted on 7/18/19 at 6:34 am to
How infrequent are we talking?
Posted by Masterag
'Round Dallas
Member since Sep 2014
20252 posts
Posted on 7/18/19 at 6:38 am to
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Find a woman who values herself and has her own shite going on and you won’t need to play mind games with her.


Call it games if you want, but human psychology is reality. From 19 y/o dumb coed to 50 y/o executive, Nothing turns a woman on more than feeling owned, physically dominated by her man.
Posted by BayouFann
CenLa
Member since Jun 2012
7193 posts
Posted on 7/18/19 at 6:40 am to
Money/bbc/kid half your age!
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
138533 posts
Posted on 7/18/19 at 6:41 am to
Woo your wife

Court her

Write notes.....for no reason

Don't do it for the sex. Do it because it's fun

Also court her in front of her friends and co-workers. Women LOVE when their peers are envious. Some will say that they don't, but they do (even if just a little)

The sex will come either from her or from one of her peers that wants some of that action.
Posted by Masterag
'Round Dallas
Member since Sep 2014
20252 posts
Posted on 7/18/19 at 6:42 am to
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Ways to woo the wife into sex


You need to build intimacy, baw. Talk to her, voice your concerns and really listen to what she has to say. Don’t let her out of the conversation until you have a good answer. Then proceed from there and be the man she needs, provided she’s willing to do the same for you.
Posted by BlackAdam
Member since Jan 2016
7180 posts
Posted on 7/18/19 at 6:42 am to
The thing about is no woman anywhere wants to have sex ever.
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
102759 posts
Posted on 7/18/19 at 7:21 am to
Honey does this towel smell like chloroform
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
102759 posts
Posted on 7/18/19 at 7:24 am to
Honestly make her feel wanted and sexy.

Women need attention and praise
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76326 posts
Posted on 7/18/19 at 7:25 am to
send the kids to grandma's house.
Posted by SSpaniel
Germantown
Member since Feb 2013
29658 posts
Posted on 7/18/19 at 7:30 am to
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Ways to woo the wife into sex




It always worked for Joey...
Posted by Bullfrog
Running Through the Wet Grass
Member since Jul 2010
61206 posts
Posted on 7/18/19 at 7:33 am to
If you’re not having date night once a week, you’re doing it wrong.

Even though you married her, that doesn’t mean the courtship is over, unless you want a a cold house because you quit feeding the fire.

Also, when either of you ask the other something that involves a choice, NEVER say, “I don’t care. Whatever you want.”

Make a damn choice. The question is being asked out of a place of love and concern. So the “whatever” answer diminishes your relationship.

ALWAYS MAKE THE CHOICE.
This post was edited on 7/18/19 at 7:34 am
Posted by p&g
Dixie
Member since Jun 2005
12995 posts
Posted on 7/18/19 at 7:34 am to
Don’t be a Gross fat frick.
Posted by oleheat
Sportsman's Paradise
Member since Mar 2007
14792 posts
Posted on 7/18/19 at 7:44 am to
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Tell her it’s time for you to get a hummer from her.


YES! This man really gets it!
And throwing in a hot chick with it would be even better.

Posted by RoyalWe
Louisiana
Member since Mar 2018
4950 posts
Posted on 7/18/19 at 7:44 am to
You can be a gross fat frick. Just make a lot of money, have character, and don't be beta.
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
172004 posts
Posted on 7/18/19 at 7:46 am to
Don't be a pathetic cuck who needs to internet to help him have sex with his wife.

Sorry, you're helpless.
Posted by SECdragonmaster
Order of the Dragons
Member since Dec 2013
17446 posts
Posted on 7/18/19 at 7:47 am to
Funny thing is...

If that girl standing by the hummer was working in my office wearing that everyday, I would be distracted to no end.

On the OT, I look at her and go “meh, big nose and a little flabby - she is a 5.7”.
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
Member since May 2012
60708 posts
Posted on 7/18/19 at 7:47 am to
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Lose ten pounds, work out, clean the house while bringing her drinks. She will pay you back
I think OP is a man/husband
Posted by madmaxvol
Infinity + 1 Posts
Member since Oct 2011
22201 posts
Posted on 7/18/19 at 7:48 am to
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Buy that bitch a fancy hat. Bitches love fancy hats



Damn fine quote...that should be your signature on here.
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