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re: Ways to woo the wife into sex

Posted on 7/18/19 at 10:12 am to
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
92280 posts
Posted on 7/18/19 at 10:12 am to
Get in the truck, bitch!
Posted by Mud_Till_May
Member since Aug 2014
9685 posts
Posted on 7/18/19 at 10:14 am to
I like to ask her for help in the bedroom and then when we get in I take off all my clothes. When that happens she starts negotiating tasks for sex. I agree, we do it, then I fall asleep. Win
Posted by scuppernong
Member since Jan 2013
569 posts
Posted on 7/18/19 at 10:14 am to
I read a book saying that women are from Venus, so here's what you get her: thick layers of sulphuric acid, viscous surface rock, and coronets which seem to be collapsed domes of a large magma chamber.
Posted by rrboy
USA
Member since Jan 2005
5572 posts
Posted on 7/18/19 at 10:31 am to
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frick all that


No wonder why y’all don’t get sex.
Posted by Mud_Till_May
Member since Aug 2014
9685 posts
Posted on 7/18/19 at 10:43 am to
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No wonder why y’all don’t get sex.


Don't be nieve, that stuff doesnt get you sex either.
Posted by ZappBrannigan
Member since Jun 2015
7692 posts
Posted on 7/18/19 at 10:43 am to
C'mon Bob was better than that, he managed to woo an engaged chick with odd boobs from a better kisser.

And they still do date nights.

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Sorry, Lin. It’s just uhh … you imagine something for so long and then, like … you thought was pink is brown and … like you thought was symmetrical is not … it’s just unsettling …
Posted by Jack Bauer7
Member since Jun 2012
5174 posts
Posted on 7/18/19 at 10:44 am to
wife - sex...does not commute
Posted by The Pirate King
Pangu
Member since May 2014
68488 posts
Posted on 7/18/19 at 10:46 am to
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Lose ten pounds, work out, clean the house while bringing her drinks. She will pay you back.


He said sex, not a pity frick for doing chores
Posted by georgia
445
Member since Jan 2007
9222 posts
Posted on 7/18/19 at 10:56 am to
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Women at their core want to be ruled. Possessed. Owned.


That statement makes me exceedingly grateful that I do not have a daughter and definitely worried about the outcome of yours. you're supposed to be the man who's teaching her that she can stand on her own, that no one should ever claim ownership of her mind or her body, and here you are spouting this ignorant drivel? DO BETTER.

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She wants to respect you, so if you want her respect, then you need her to fear.



are you her dad? or her lover? if you're filling both roles, well that's creepy. for both of you.

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Fear that other women desire you so that in order to keep you, she must outperform the others.
But for that, you must be a man that other women desire. You must have an innate charm and power that makes you magnetic to the opposite sex.



yes, that's what everyone wants in a life partner, a bundle of insecurity and a lack of trust. DO BETTER.

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People pursue that which others desire. Because that desire shows value, and women inherently pursue men they sense as valuable.


I'm gonna say it again for you. stop.entertaining.weak.minded.women.

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You speak words but fail to see the deeper truth behind them.


see above.

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Find a woman who values herself and has her own shite going on



A woman who does this will place a higher value on the thing between her legs and thus discriminate on the men she lets lie there.



He's already married to her? this doesn't apply.

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I mean I could go on this long historical and philosophical spiel about it but the fact is bare...women of value spurn the seed of lesser men, while women of lower value don’t guard their gates as fastidiously.


you could, and you do, fairly frequently. It doesn't change anything that I said, and would probably only serve to reinforce it. A woman of worth does not desire or have the time or patience to entertain your pseudoscientific mind games. She does not appreciate the effort or the disrespect, and if you find a woman who is willing to entertain the foolishness that you should own her, then you should probably question your taste in women and elevate your standards because it typically means you settled for a stupid one.
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
19975 posts
Posted on 7/18/19 at 10:57 am to
Send her a pic of your butthole randomly. That will easily work
Posted by go ta hell ole miss
Member since Jan 2007
14681 posts
Posted on 7/18/19 at 11:47 am to
Be nice? Do some chores around the house, nothing major, just little chores (dishes, towels, vacuum, change sheets on bed). Cook dinner during the week and clean up after you are done while pouring her a glass of wine. Bring home a bottle of wine and a new chick book and tell her to relax for the night. Clean her car. Get her a nail treatment for no reason, not just special occasions. Pay for a dinner with her and a good friend.

Sex is a process for married women, it takes time to get them in the mood. Do those things during the week and you will be asking for a break by the weekend because you won’t be able to keep up.

People will say that’s Beta, but they are not getting laid often after being married for 15-20 years either. If that’s too much work then just watch TV and masterbate when she goes to bed. Both accomplish the same goal.
This post was edited on 7/18/19 at 11:52 am
Posted by JDPndahizzy
JDP
Member since Nov 2013
6966 posts
Posted on 7/18/19 at 11:55 am to
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