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re: Ways to woo the wife into sex
Posted on 7/17/19 at 11:07 pm to Mud_Till_May
Posted on 7/17/19 at 11:07 pm to Mud_Till_May
Be a fricking man. Take it!
Ok don’t do that, that’s rape
Ok don’t do that, that’s rape
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Posted on 7/17/19 at 11:07 pm to Mud_Till_May
Viagra for women=alcohol, use it.
Posted on 7/17/19 at 11:08 pm to Ryan3232
You two step? Works every time.
Posted on 7/17/19 at 11:09 pm to biscuitsngravy
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You two step? Works every time.
Amen to that shite. But it only works Thursday-Saturday in Dallas.
Posted on 7/17/19 at 11:12 pm to biscuitsngravy
quote:I call it the cookie 2 step. A little chocolate and a little dough.
You two step? Works every time.
Posted on 7/17/19 at 11:17 pm to Mud_Till_May
Tell her its breeding time. Then get down to it.
Posted on 7/17/19 at 11:19 pm to Mud_Till_May
Not having erectile dysfunction.
Posted on 7/17/19 at 11:19 pm to Mud_Till_May
I'm not trying to be macho pussy getting man, but how do people end up in a relationship that they have to beg or ask for sex? If that's your current situation, you are both in the wrong situation.
Posted on 7/17/19 at 11:21 pm to fr33manator
Yeah... frick all that.
A bitch has shite to do. Find a woman who values herself and has her own shite going on and you won’t need to play mind games with her.
0.0 people should have time to contemplate that bullshite, much less put it into practice. Jesus.
STOP. ENTERTAINING. WEAK. MINDED.WOMEN.
A bitch has shite to do. Find a woman who values herself and has her own shite going on and you won’t need to play mind games with her.
0.0 people should have time to contemplate that bullshite, much less put it into practice. Jesus.
STOP. ENTERTAINING. WEAK. MINDED.WOMEN.
Posted on 7/17/19 at 11:23 pm to Mud_Till_May
Show her your member since year & post count
ETA
Nevermind
ETA
Nevermind
This post was edited on 7/17/19 at 11:24 pm
Posted on 7/17/19 at 11:23 pm to PrivatePublic
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Shouldn't your advice be to move all her shite and hope for the best?
My advice is for him to take a shower. Use mouthwash. Get naked and lie down on her side of the bed. Then tape a $20 bill to his dick. And call his wife into the room.
Posted on 7/17/19 at 11:59 pm to georgia
You speak words but fail to see the deeper truth behind them.
A woman who does this will place a higher value on the thing between her legs and thus discriminate on the men she lets lie there.
I mean I could go on this long historical and philosophical spiel about it but the fact is bare...women of value spurn the seed of lesser men, while women of lower value don’t guard their gates as fastidiously.
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Find a woman who values herself and has her own shite going on
A woman who does this will place a higher value on the thing between her legs and thus discriminate on the men she lets lie there.
I mean I could go on this long historical and philosophical spiel about it but the fact is bare...women of value spurn the seed of lesser men, while women of lower value don’t guard their gates as fastidiously.
Posted on 7/18/19 at 12:22 am to fr33manator
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I can see why it failed. All I was was a wallet. She didn’t fear any competition. And I wasn’t present, or respected.
Sure.
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learn from past mistake
Obviously you haven’t.
Or you would be in a successful relationship.
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That and the current deplorable state of marriage law allowed her to escape to what seemed like greener pastures Scot free
Yeah. It’s women who want to be dominated. Not you.
Posted on 7/18/19 at 12:24 am to fr33manator
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spiel
You don’t know how this word is used.
Posted on 7/18/19 at 12:29 am to FightnBobLafollette
You are a weak, whimpering excuse for a man. No woman desires your lecherous touch. You are a nothing, a nobody, an insignificant little imp who is so disdained in meatspace that he has to retreat here to have any semblance of a voice.
You cannot wound me. I’ve been dead already. I’ve been thoroughly destroyed by the trials of life and seen my own demise. I am the nothing man. I am the hombre sin nombre.
I’m ugly as the day is long. And yet I only need one eye to see what a bitch you are.
This post was edited on 7/18/19 at 12:31 am
Posted on 7/18/19 at 12:29 am to FightnBobLafollette
If I help in the kitchen, it’s on. My wife is an acts of service/quality time gal. Figure out their thing and usually she’ll fill your needs...
Posted on 7/18/19 at 12:32 am to FightnBobLafollette
I know more words than days you’ve troubled this miserable earth with your existence
Posted on 7/18/19 at 1:03 am to fr33manator
Look at you melt.
Cause I spoke truth.
Sad.
Cause I spoke truth.
Sad.
Posted on 7/18/19 at 1:04 am to fr33manator
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know more words than days you’ve troubled this miserable earth with your existence
Cool. Maybe you will learn to use spiel correctly.
Posted on 7/18/19 at 1:11 am to FightnBobLafollette
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A lengthy and extravagant speech or argument usually intended to persuade.
I mean I could give you 10 more definitions that I don’t need to look up but enjoy being wrong. It’s Yiddish. Schpiel would also be valid.
You don’t want to go to the paint with me on words you little miscreant. I’ll wipe the floor with your arse without the help of the dictionary just fine
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