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re: Ways to woo the wife into sex

Posted on 7/18/19 at 1:17 am to
Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Member since Jul 2011
33526 posts
Posted on 7/18/19 at 1:17 am to
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Show her my dick pic
Why you texting your dong to other dudes?

This post was edited on 7/18/19 at 1:18 am
Posted by FightnBobLafollette
Member since Oct 2017
12204 posts
Posted on 7/18/19 at 1:45 am to
I love how you left out the important part.

Fail. Again
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
134659 posts
Posted on 7/18/19 at 1:47 am to
What are you even talking about?


Ok, treat me like an idiot, wise man...educate me.

What knowledge might you impart on us?
Posted by FightnBobLafollette
Member since Oct 2017
12204 posts
Posted on 7/18/19 at 1:49 am to
If you are trying to convince someone it isn’t a spiel.

A spiel is given by salesman for example , and is looked at with skepticism.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
134659 posts
Posted on 7/18/19 at 1:55 am to
Do you read at a 3rd grade level?

quote:

I mean I could go on this long historical and philosophical spiel about it but the fact is bare..


So I could go on this long diatribe to Convince her...I.e., sell it to her, but it’s unnecessary.

I mean if you can’t even comprehend stuff like this...

Why don’t you go play in the school yard. Big boys are talking here.


You have only the very basic grasp of language and none of the nuance.

A little googling sees that you grabbed onto the first definition you came across, ignorant of any of the complexity of language.

This post was edited on 7/18/19 at 2:00 am
Posted by FightnBobLafollette
Member since Oct 2017
12204 posts
Posted on 7/18/19 at 2:19 am to
You still don’t get it. Sad.

And, no googling was necessary. Some of us grew up with people who spoke Yiddish.

Stick to your own people’s idioms. Cause you don’t know connotations.
This post was edited on 7/18/19 at 2:21 am
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
134659 posts
Posted on 7/18/19 at 2:29 am to
Go ahead and hide behind whatever cloth you choose. You are pathetic and barely literate. Any learned man could parse the obvious and legitimate meaning of the word. You can Cling to whatever pitiful definition in a sad attempt...it matters not.

Language is my bag. I refine it every day. I am no stranger to Yiddish and adopt those terms frequently. Your ignorance isn’t my concern
Posted by Gorilla Ball
Az via La
Member since Feb 2006
13259 posts
Posted on 7/18/19 at 3:41 am to
Pay her
Posted by Bullfrog
Running Through the Wet Grass
Member since Jul 2010
61207 posts
Posted on 7/18/19 at 3:59 am to
It just takes $47 to solve your problem. Hell, this would help even BooKrewe get the sex.

The 53 Laws of being a King with women.

Posted by Mr Clean
Power I-Formation
Member since Aug 2006
53519 posts
Posted on 7/18/19 at 3:59 am to
Handgun
Posted by tigerbutt
Deep South
Member since Jun 2006
26333 posts
Posted on 7/18/19 at 4:31 am to
quote:

Just be more exciting than her husband. Helps to have some tattoos and a bunch of back due child support.

Damn bruh sorry you got Jody’d
Posted by Tangineck
Mandeville
Member since Nov 2017
2958 posts
Posted on 7/18/19 at 4:35 am to
Sound like she's bored OP, it took me too long to recognize boredom in women, and I'm not talking about in the bedroom. Surprise her one night by arranging a date night with a chance for some dancing included. Ask her to wear something specific that you love, or take her and pick out a dress. Making an effort to be seen in public by other people just does something for a woman. If you really want to stoke the fire, on the way home casually degrade another beautiful woman you know she noticed while you were out.
Posted by Mr Clean
Power I-Formation
Member since Aug 2006
53519 posts
Posted on 7/18/19 at 4:40 am to
quote:

surprise her one night by arranging a date night with a chance for some dancing included. Ask her to wear something specific that you love, or take her and pick out a dress. Making an effort to be seen in public by other people just does something for a woman. If you really want to stoke the fire, on the way home casually degrade another beautiful woman you know she noticed while you were out.


That’s too much work. I’d rather hook up with somebody ugly, hit it and leave with the quickness.

Never let them in your house because they want to stay afterward.
Posted by TigerGman
Center of the Universe
Member since Sep 2006
14041 posts
Posted on 7/18/19 at 4:43 am to
Jewelry = BJ's

The ladies call it making jewelry...
Posted by Tangineck
Mandeville
Member since Nov 2017
2958 posts
Posted on 7/18/19 at 4:44 am to
All depends on how much you have to gain or lose on your own position in the game of Life friend.
Posted by MrLSU
Yellowstone, Val d'isere
Member since Jan 2004
29741 posts
Posted on 7/18/19 at 4:47 am to
Walk around the house naked all day.
Posted by FightnBobLafollette
Member since Oct 2017
12204 posts
Posted on 7/18/19 at 4:53 am to
quote:

Go ahead and hide behind whatever cloth you choose. You are pathetic and barely literate. Any learned man could parse the obvious and legitimate meaning of the word. You can Cling to whatever pitiful definition in a sad attempt...it matters not.


Ah. The old baffle with bullshite approach.
quote:

Language is my bag. I refine it every day. I am no stranger to Yiddish and adopt those terms frequently. Your ignorance isn’t my co


You used it wrong. Face it.

Fail.
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
29622 posts
Posted on 7/18/19 at 5:21 am to
Swipe my credit card down the crack of her arse
Posted by TaderSalad
mudbug territory
Member since Jul 2014
26445 posts
Posted on 7/18/19 at 5:24 am to
quote:

Lose ten pounds, work out, clean the house while bringing her drinks. She will pay you back.



Your bf likes soy lattes pre-peg sessions?
Posted by Screaming Viking
Member since Jul 2013
5720 posts
Posted on 7/18/19 at 6:26 am to
After reading this thread, I have noticed a few things:

The short answer to the question is Confidence. Chicks love it. Show some confidence without being a dick.

Tboy seem like Ralph Cifaretto as he got butt rammed by Tony Sporanos sister.

Boblaf...whatever, just likes to argue. Offered no opinion, but wants to judge everyone else. Do us a favor, and stick to the political board.

Back to the discussion at hand.....Confidence.
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